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~Mamoru's Unlucky Night~
Mamoru sat down on his couch with all his books around him. It was his senior year in college and
he was studying to be a doctor. He took five hours out of everyday to study for his PH D. He opened
his first book on anatomy.
" Prince Endymion." A voice addressed him. Mamoru smiled. He loved it when people called him
'Prince'. He always felt so high and mighty. Mamoru looked behind him to see Queen Serenity
standing behind him. Mamoru bowed.
"Yes my queen?" He asked.
"There is great trouble here, something is stopping you from marrying my daughter, Serenity."
She told him.
Mamoru choked. "Something keeps me and Serenity ruling the Earth?" He asked.
The queen nodded.
"OH NO! What can I do?" He asked running up to the queen. He had been looking forward to
being king since the day he found out. That was the only reason he stuck with
Usagi.
"You must keep Usagi with you at all times." She told him.
Mamoru nodded. "I can do that." He said standing up straight.
"Good, now go to her right now." The queen ordered.
"Right now? I still have to study." Mamoru whined.
The queen rolled her eyes. "You DO want to marry my daughter, don't you?" She prodded.
"All right, I'm going." He gave up and walked out the door. The queen smiled and turned
away, disappearing into a portal.
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Usagi slipped into her black pants and white shirt in the employee room. She checked her hair
in the mirror making sure all her hair was in its place, and then tied her apron around her waist.
She smiled at her reflection and walked out the door.
"Hey! Usagi!" A voice called behind her. Usagi turned to see a fellow waitress hurrying towards
her; a frantic expression was on her face.
"Hey Akane, what's wrong?" Usagi asked.
"My boyfriend was taken to the hospital, he was in a serious accident. Can you cover my section?"
She asked breathlessly.
"Of course! I hope Ranma is okay!" Usagi called as Akane scuttled around trying to find her coat.
"He probably is, but I need to make sure. Thanks a bunch Usagi!" Akane called grabbing her coat
and handing Usagi her ticket book and then running out the door.
Usagi walked up to the hostess table to find out which tables she was covering. She opened the
ticket book and skimmed through the pages looking to see if any of Akane's tables need food or
drinks. She closed it noting table 3 needed drinks. Usagi walked to the bar sticking the book in
her apron.
She picked up the tray with a Pepsi, brandy, and tea that Akane had left. "Hi Jo." She greeted the
bartender.
"Hello Tenshi, watch out, your table 3 has Relena Peacecraft at it, the most annoying and pickiest
girl ever to walk into this restaurant." Jo warned.
Usagi giggled. "All right, I'll be careful." She told him and then walked off to table 3.
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Heero burst in the door of La Playa de la Luna and ran to the hostess desk. The blonde hostess
looked startled. "Yes?" She asked Heero.
"Where is the Peacecraft table?" He asked.
"Right this way please." She told him walking to a table near the front of the luxurious restaurant.
Heero looked around taking in the statues and paintings of Greek Gods and Goddesses. There
was soft music playing in the background. Heero saw Relena and Milliardo sitting at a table
waiting for him. Heero walked up to his seat.
"Heero! I'm so glad you could make it!" Relena squealed.
"Yuy." Milliardo greeted.
Heero nodded and took his seat.
"Your waitress shall be out in a moment." The blonde told him.
"Thank you Minako." Relena waved good-bye. Minako smiled and walked back to the hostess
table.
Before Relena could squeal anything else their waitress walked up to the table. "Good afternoon.
I'm Akane and I will be your server. Can I start you out with drinks?" Akane
asked.
"I'll have a glass of brandy." Milliardo ordered.
"I'll have tea." Relena decided.
"Pepsi." Heero ordered. Akane nodded and walked off.
The group fell into silence as the studied the menu. "Heero, what do you think is better, a Caesar
salad or garden salad?" Relena asked batting her eyelashes and giggling at him.
Heero sighed. "What ever you want." Heero told her.
Relena's eyes began to tear. "You don't have to be so mean. What's wrong with you?" She
cried.
"Relena, be quiet." Milliardo ordered. The table fell silent once again.
Heero was studying the menu when their waitress came back. "Hello everyone, I'm sorry, but
Akane had an emergency so I will be your server tonight. My name is Usagi." She greeted not
looking up from her tray as she set down the three drinks. Heero's eyes shot up. He almost
choked when he saw the girl from the bus set down a Pepsi right before him. "Are you all ready
for a soup or salad?" She asked. Heero nearly fell out of his chair as he listened her soft and
cheerful voice.
Usagi looked at Milliardo to start. "I'll have the soup of the day." He told her. Usagi nodded and
scribbled special down.
"Usagi, what do you think is better, the Caesar or the Garden Salad?" Relena asked.
Heero watched as her expression went thoughtful. "I would say the Caesar because it comes
with croutons." She suggested.
Relena smiled happily. "I'll take that then." She informed.
Usagi glanced over at Heero and nearly fainted. Her eyes grew huge and her mouth fell open.
Heero smiled. "Hello again." He greeted.
"Y-you!" Usagi stuttered. Relena's smile fell and Milliardo looked on in no interest.
"Usagi!" Minako, the hostess called as she walked up. "Mamoru is here to see you." She told her.
"Oh great, can this day get any weirder?" Usagi asked frustrated.
Lily, Moe and Pip happened to be at the next table when they heard Usagi's comment. Lily's eyes
grew as she came up with a plan.
"Minako, take over for me while I go see why Mamoru is here." Usagi handed Minako the ticket
book and marched over to the front door.
Minako gave Heero a dazzling smile. "And what would you like?"
Usagi marched over to the door while Lily, Moe and Pip followed her. Mamoru was standing at the
hostess table looking bored. His face lit up as he saw Usagi walking towards him. "Oh thank the
gods you are all right Usagi!" He exclaimed.
Usagi shot him a puzzled look. "Why?"
"Well, your mother told me something happened to you and I had to check on you." Mamoru told
her.
"What?! MY mother visited you but she can't give me, her daughter, the time of day?" Usagi
screeched. Several nearby people gave her an odd look.
"Does this mean that Destiny knows what's going on?" Moe asked Lily.
"I'm not sure, but I know we aren't suppose to like this Mamoru guy." Lily whispered back. Pip
looked on in interest.
"Usagi, calm down. Why don't we go somewhere are talk?" Mamoru suggested.
Usagi sighed. "Mamoru, I'm working and I don't get off until seven tonight."
"But Usagi, I stopped studying to come see you." Mamoru whined.
"This guy is pathetic." Lily commented.
"Mamoru, go home." Usagi ordered pointing out the door. Mamoru pouted and obeyed. Usagi
sighed and walked over to Minako. "That guy drives me crazy." She told Minako while she rubbed
her temples.
Minako smiled in support. "That guy at the table seemed interested in you." She nudged
Usagi.
Usagi giggled. "He told me I was beautiful on the bus." She sighed happily.
"Way to go Usagi!" Minako squealed. Usagi giggled.
"Hey Moe, I have an idea to take care of this Mamoru guy." Lily whispered.
"What?" He asked interested.
"Do you still keep in contact with Mooba and his gang?"
"Yeah… why?"
"Do you think you could get them to pull some of their tricks on Mamoru tonight?" Lily asked
turning towards him with mischief gleaming in her eyes.
Moe laughed. "Yeah, let's go find them!" Moe cried before dragging Lily out. Pip followed close
behind.
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Later that night…
Usagi took a deep breath of the chilly air. She hugged her coat closer to herself before hurrying
down the street towards her house.
Heero Yuy sat on a bench across the street from La Playa de Luna. He stood up the second Usagi
walked out at seven thirty. Heero thought back to his lunch. He had told Relena that she looked
like a drowned rat and Milliardo that he had mental issues. He then asked the hostess, Minako, if
he could have Usagi's phone number. He didn't know what had gotten into him but he was sure it
had something to do with the goddess running down the sidewalk. Heero crossed the street and
took off after her.
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Mamoru sighed and looked at the clock. Usagi was getting off work now. He closed the textbook
that was resting next to him and got up to look out the window. Usually Usagi would come visit him
after work.
KNOCK KNOCK
Mamoru glanced towards the door surprised. Was it Usagi already? Mamoru walked over to the
door and opened it. He looked into the empty hallway for anyone.
"Usagi?" Mamoru called into the deserted hallway. Mamoru shrugged and closed the
door.
"Haha! Look! I told you this guy would have potatoes!" A voice screeched behind him. Mamoru
turned around to see a light on in his kitchen.
"Yum! Throw me one!" Another voice called.
A loud crash came followed evil laughter. Mamoru stood in the doorway and almost fainted. In
his kitchen were three little men with goat heads and four little ugly creatures with warts and
hair all over their bodies and one squat creature with no legs. It held a potato in it's had bouncing
on top of a frying pan.
"What the hell?" Mamoru exclaimed. The eight creatures looked towards him falling into silence.
"Is that Mamoru, Mooba?" One of the ugly, smelly wart covered creature asked.
"How do you know my name?" Mamoru asked suspiciously.
"He's the one all right." The tallest goat-man thing cried.
"Yay!" The other seven creatures cried out.
All eight of the creatures started running and bouncing around his apartment. Mamoru watched
in terror as the bouncing creature slammed into his big screen TV that he liked to watch playboy
movies on. It fell to the floor with a crash and broke into pieces. One of the goat creatures was
eating his physics book. Another was clogging the toilet with toilet paper. Two of the goat-man
creatures were eating everything in his apartment.
Mamoru turned just in time to see the bouncing creature flying at him at full force on a pair of
roller blades. It slammed into him and they went flying into the hallway and into the door of the
apartment across from him. They broke through the door and landed in a heap. Mamoru groaned
and opened his eyes. His neighbor screamed and hit him over the head with a trashcan. Mamoru's
world went black.
At the Police Station…
"I'm telling you, four goblins, three Phookas and a Trow broke into my apartment!" Mamoru
screamed from behind bars. The police chief rolled his eyes.
"Your apartment was empty when we checked." He said rolling his eyes at Mamoru's pitiful
attempts to get him out.
"They were THERE! I'm not CRAZY!" Mamoru yelled.
"And did they make you break into your neighbor's house?"
"YES!"
The two policeman next to the chief started laughing harder. The chief rolled his eyes. "This is
going to be a long night." He mumbled.
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To be continued!!
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