Setting: In Angel's car, headed for Sunnydale, CA: Buffy, Angel, Xander, Willow: Driving along singing a... oh. Umm... sitting in a car. What do you do when you're in a car?:
*Angel changes the radio station to some classical crap from the 19th century. He starts bobbing his head to the music everyone looks at him funny, and he changes it back to the radio station it was on, which is playing the regular kind of music that's on Buffy.*
Buffy: Reminiscing?
Angel: A little.
Xander: Did you used to listen to that kind of stuff while you tore the throats out of innocent victims?
*Angel looks a little PO'ed.*
Willow: Xander, you know how sensitive Angel is about those kind of things.
Buffy: Yeah, Xander give him a break.
* Xander starts to hum the Kit Kat Bar jingle. Willow elbows him and he stops. The car goes past the "Welcome to Sunnydale" sign, or what's left of it. It still hasn't been fixed since Spike ran into it last time...*
Xander: Good 'ol Sunnyhell. Home of Boca del Inferno... Aka the Mouth of Hell. We're baaaack...
Willow: *sigh* Yeah, now we can move on with our usual demon-infested lives...
*They pull up to Giles's, and go inside. [so descriptive...]*
Giles: Glad you're back. Everyone is in there chatting, *points to the living room* and Spike is in the back watching TV. Why must he insist on such things, I don't know...
*Buffy and Angel go back into the bathroom where Spike is singing along with a Disney movie. He promptly changes the channel.*
Angel: The Little Mermaid, my favorite.
Buffy: Why are you locked up if your hands are free?
Spike: How am I bloody supposed to know? And be quiet. I'm trying to watch Passions. Timmy just loves that bloody well...
Angel: {singing} A part of your world...
Buffy: Angel?
*Buffy waves her hand in front of Angel's face and he snaps out of it.*
Angel: Oh, sorry. Just living for the moment.
*Back to the living room.*
Xander: Are they singing back there?
Willow: So you're witches? Do you know anyone called Leo?
Piper: Yeah, how do you know him?
Willow: Well, he was in Roswell and said he got separated from the "witches he usually protects" and he said he'd help me, and I just thought he was some crazy loony.
Phe: That's our Leo. He's always been crazy.
*Prue and Piper look at Phe.*
Phe: Or not.
*Doyle and Cordy are talking.*
Doyle: Cordelia, I have something to tell you.
Cordy: Yes, yes???
Doyle: I'm supposed to be dead.
Cordy: Oh, yeaaaaaah...
Doyle: But I'm not because the writer of this fanfic was writing this before I died and doesn't want me to die [yet-lol] so here I am.
Cordy: Have you been drinking again? Of course you have, you're Doyle.
Setting: Roswell, NM: Crashdown: The gang: Stuff:
Liz: Did you guys hear? That Oz guy just disappeared after Willow and Xander left. No one knows where he is...
Maria: Hmm... maybe he was abducted by aliens.
*Max, Michael, and Isabel give her THE LOOK.*
Maria: Kidding!
Isabel: I'm bored. What do we do now?
Max: Hide from police.
Maria: Try to find out about you guy's past.
Liz: Try not to act suspicious.
Michael: Play naughty party games.
*Everyone looks at Michael funny. He starts cracking up.*
Maria: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Setting: Sunnydale, CA: Buffy and Willow's dorm: Buffy and Willow:
Willow: What about that last demon?
Buffy: It's in LA.
Willow: Are we going to go kill it?
Buffy: Nah... That's too boring.
Willow: Are we going too let it eat everyone in LA alive?
Buffy: We're better off without LA, anyway. Sure.
Willow: Then Angel will have to stay here...
Buffy: *sigh* Yeah, I guess so.
Willow: That'll kinda suck for you guys...
Buffy: Yeah... hey you wanna go check out something I discovered?
Willow: Okay.
*They go out to the place Spike said he came out of in "Something Blue". Buffy lifts up a secret panel from the grass and jumps down. Willow follows. It's a nicely lighted hallway. Buffy has a stake ready in hand. They walk down it and turn a corner. They see Riley.*
Buffy: Riley?
*Riley turns around and sees them.*
Riley: Oh, God. How did you find this place? What are you doing here? And what's with the stake?
Buffy: The question is, what are you doing here?
Riley: Answer mine and I might answer yours.
Buffy: Fair. I found this place because Spike told me where it was. He said he escaped from here. We tied him up-
Willow: He couldn't bite me!
Buffy: --Yes Willow. We're here to see what's lurking. Because I kill lurkers. *holds up her stake.* Usually with something like this.
Riley: Vampires, I'm guessing?
Willow: Yep. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, at your service.
Riley: Hold on... You're the Slayer?
Buffy: Yeah, and? Now you get to answer my question.
Riley: Follow me.
*They follow Riley to an elevator, and he does the retina scan and everything.*
Willow: {in awe} Cool...
Buffy: {also in awe} Ditto.
*They elevator stops and the door opens. They step out and follow Riley past the cells, and walk around.*
Riley: It's called The Initiative. Our purpose it to stop Vampires from killing. We operate on the vampires, putting a chip in them to make it impossible for them to hurt any living creature. Your friend, "Spike", or as we know him here, Hostel 17, is the first one we've succeeded with. You need to take us to him-
*Prof. Walsh comes up.*
Walsh: What in the hell do you think you're doing Agent Finn? Bringing civilians down here? This could ruin everything! You know what I have to do... Plan Alpha One was crated just for this case,--
Riley: They're not ordinary civilians, ma'am. Buffy is the Slayer. And Willow is...
Willow: Slayerette. Backup. Support.
Riley: And they know where Hostel 17 is. In fact, they have him in holding.
Buffy: Yes, Spike and I go way back... He made my life a living hell... His girlfriend killed my friend, another Slayer...
Willow: I made you guys get enga-
Buffy: Will!
Willow: I'm shutting up.
Setting: Sunnydale, CA: Gi-gi's: Spikester, Gi-gi, Angel Wangel, Xanman, Anya-the-skank, and Jim: Talkin' man-2-man-2-ex-demon-girl:
Anya: Who the hell is Jim?
*Jim disappears.*
Anya: Hey, Xander can we go-
Angel: As senior authority here, I would like to ask you to refrain from not making your-
Spike: Shag-happiness.
Angel: --Thank you, Spike. Anyways, don't make it such a public event. Okay?
Anya: No, no, no. I am the senior authority. I'm eleven-hundred and twenty-one!
Angel: We just don't need to know about it.
Anya: Fine. Xander? Are you coming?
Xander: No.
Anya: WHAT?!?
Angel: HA-HA-HA!!!
Xander: I know what you've been doing. Taping it for-
Giles: Leaving!
*Exit Gi-gi.*
Spike: Not me.
Angel: Yeah, this is interesting, go on.
Xander: --for your pimp or whatever. Mr.Trick.
Angel: MR.TRICK??? He's dead!!!
Xander: That's what he wants you to think. Anya, I can't be taped for his pleasure any longer. Oh, plus there's someone else.
Spike: This is just like Passions!
Anya: FINE! I'll find someone else. Ang-no whole soul-losing thing. Spike?
Spike: HA! Fat bloody chance.
Anya: Uh! Okay, I don't need any of you. Xander, we're through!
Xander: Duh-uh! To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase...
Anya: HUMPH!
*Exit Anya. Enter Gi-gi.*
Giles: Is it safe?
Xander: Anywhere is safe without her.
Spike: But I thought you cared for her. You tried to beat me up and everything.
Xander: Leading her on. To coin a great Limp Bizkit song-
Old people [i.e. not Xander] : Who???
Xander: Limp Bizkit. Anywho, I was in it for the nookie.
Angel: The what?
Xander: Okay, I gotta stop hanging out with people over the age of 100 and undead, and umm... whatever Giles is.
Giles: Thank you ever so much, Xander. And nothing says thanks like-
Xander: Dollars in the waist-GILES, YOU PERV! No power on this earth...
Giles: --letting you babysit Spike for a day.
Xander: Uhh... no seeing your happiness is thanks enough for me.
*Xander attempts to leave.*
Giles: Not so fast.
*Giles pushes Spike along.*
Giles: Now.
*Xander and Spike leave. Angel does too. Xander and Spike get in Xander's car.*
Xander: This is just great.
Spike: I'm not too thrilled about it either. In fact, at all. But at least I won't have to worry about you and Anya... *shivers* Uch...
Xander: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Setting: LA, CA: Different places in the city: Wauri is blowing up stuff:
*Wauri blows up a bunch of buildings. There's total chaos. Fires, floods, overturned cars, trash... all of it. All the demons in town have banded together under him. They rampage through all of the buildings, killing many innocent victims. After LA is completely destroyed, a blinding purple light hits Warui and his followers. And everything else in LA. They disappear. The light does too. All that is left is a giant grassy field. And in the middle stands a girl. She's decked out in a sailor's outfit, in shades of purple. She holds a galive in one hand. In the other, a shimmering purple gem. On her forehead there is the symbol of Saturn. *
*Angel changes the radio station to some classical crap from the 19th century. He starts bobbing his head to the music everyone looks at him funny, and he changes it back to the radio station it was on, which is playing the regular kind of music that's on Buffy.*
Buffy: Reminiscing?
Angel: A little.
Xander: Did you used to listen to that kind of stuff while you tore the throats out of innocent victims?
*Angel looks a little PO'ed.*
Willow: Xander, you know how sensitive Angel is about those kind of things.
Buffy: Yeah, Xander give him a break.
* Xander starts to hum the Kit Kat Bar jingle. Willow elbows him and he stops. The car goes past the "Welcome to Sunnydale" sign, or what's left of it. It still hasn't been fixed since Spike ran into it last time...*
Xander: Good 'ol Sunnyhell. Home of Boca del Inferno... Aka the Mouth of Hell. We're baaaack...
Willow: *sigh* Yeah, now we can move on with our usual demon-infested lives...
*They pull up to Giles's, and go inside. [so descriptive...]*
Giles: Glad you're back. Everyone is in there chatting, *points to the living room* and Spike is in the back watching TV. Why must he insist on such things, I don't know...
*Buffy and Angel go back into the bathroom where Spike is singing along with a Disney movie. He promptly changes the channel.*
Angel: The Little Mermaid, my favorite.
Buffy: Why are you locked up if your hands are free?
Spike: How am I bloody supposed to know? And be quiet. I'm trying to watch Passions. Timmy just loves that bloody well...
Angel: {singing} A part of your world...
Buffy: Angel?
*Buffy waves her hand in front of Angel's face and he snaps out of it.*
Angel: Oh, sorry. Just living for the moment.
*Back to the living room.*
Xander: Are they singing back there?
Willow: So you're witches? Do you know anyone called Leo?
Piper: Yeah, how do you know him?
Willow: Well, he was in Roswell and said he got separated from the "witches he usually protects" and he said he'd help me, and I just thought he was some crazy loony.
Phe: That's our Leo. He's always been crazy.
*Prue and Piper look at Phe.*
Phe: Or not.
*Doyle and Cordy are talking.*
Doyle: Cordelia, I have something to tell you.
Cordy: Yes, yes???
Doyle: I'm supposed to be dead.
Cordy: Oh, yeaaaaaah...
Doyle: But I'm not because the writer of this fanfic was writing this before I died and doesn't want me to die [yet-lol] so here I am.
Cordy: Have you been drinking again? Of course you have, you're Doyle.
Setting: Roswell, NM: Crashdown: The gang: Stuff:
Liz: Did you guys hear? That Oz guy just disappeared after Willow and Xander left. No one knows where he is...
Maria: Hmm... maybe he was abducted by aliens.
*Max, Michael, and Isabel give her THE LOOK.*
Maria: Kidding!
Isabel: I'm bored. What do we do now?
Max: Hide from police.
Maria: Try to find out about you guy's past.
Liz: Try not to act suspicious.
Michael: Play naughty party games.
*Everyone looks at Michael funny. He starts cracking up.*
Maria: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Setting: Sunnydale, CA: Buffy and Willow's dorm: Buffy and Willow:
Willow: What about that last demon?
Buffy: It's in LA.
Willow: Are we going to go kill it?
Buffy: Nah... That's too boring.
Willow: Are we going too let it eat everyone in LA alive?
Buffy: We're better off without LA, anyway. Sure.
Willow: Then Angel will have to stay here...
Buffy: *sigh* Yeah, I guess so.
Willow: That'll kinda suck for you guys...
Buffy: Yeah... hey you wanna go check out something I discovered?
Willow: Okay.
*They go out to the place Spike said he came out of in "Something Blue". Buffy lifts up a secret panel from the grass and jumps down. Willow follows. It's a nicely lighted hallway. Buffy has a stake ready in hand. They walk down it and turn a corner. They see Riley.*
Buffy: Riley?
*Riley turns around and sees them.*
Riley: Oh, God. How did you find this place? What are you doing here? And what's with the stake?
Buffy: The question is, what are you doing here?
Riley: Answer mine and I might answer yours.
Buffy: Fair. I found this place because Spike told me where it was. He said he escaped from here. We tied him up-
Willow: He couldn't bite me!
Buffy: --Yes Willow. We're here to see what's lurking. Because I kill lurkers. *holds up her stake.* Usually with something like this.
Riley: Vampires, I'm guessing?
Willow: Yep. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, at your service.
Riley: Hold on... You're the Slayer?
Buffy: Yeah, and? Now you get to answer my question.
Riley: Follow me.
*They follow Riley to an elevator, and he does the retina scan and everything.*
Willow: {in awe} Cool...
Buffy: {also in awe} Ditto.
*They elevator stops and the door opens. They step out and follow Riley past the cells, and walk around.*
Riley: It's called The Initiative. Our purpose it to stop Vampires from killing. We operate on the vampires, putting a chip in them to make it impossible for them to hurt any living creature. Your friend, "Spike", or as we know him here, Hostel 17, is the first one we've succeeded with. You need to take us to him-
*Prof. Walsh comes up.*
Walsh: What in the hell do you think you're doing Agent Finn? Bringing civilians down here? This could ruin everything! You know what I have to do... Plan Alpha One was crated just for this case,--
Riley: They're not ordinary civilians, ma'am. Buffy is the Slayer. And Willow is...
Willow: Slayerette. Backup. Support.
Riley: And they know where Hostel 17 is. In fact, they have him in holding.
Buffy: Yes, Spike and I go way back... He made my life a living hell... His girlfriend killed my friend, another Slayer...
Willow: I made you guys get enga-
Buffy: Will!
Willow: I'm shutting up.
Setting: Sunnydale, CA: Gi-gi's: Spikester, Gi-gi, Angel Wangel, Xanman, Anya-the-skank, and Jim: Talkin' man-2-man-2-ex-demon-girl:
Anya: Who the hell is Jim?
*Jim disappears.*
Anya: Hey, Xander can we go-
Angel: As senior authority here, I would like to ask you to refrain from not making your-
Spike: Shag-happiness.
Angel: --Thank you, Spike. Anyways, don't make it such a public event. Okay?
Anya: No, no, no. I am the senior authority. I'm eleven-hundred and twenty-one!
Angel: We just don't need to know about it.
Anya: Fine. Xander? Are you coming?
Xander: No.
Anya: WHAT?!?
Angel: HA-HA-HA!!!
Xander: I know what you've been doing. Taping it for-
Giles: Leaving!
*Exit Gi-gi.*
Spike: Not me.
Angel: Yeah, this is interesting, go on.
Xander: --for your pimp or whatever. Mr.Trick.
Angel: MR.TRICK??? He's dead!!!
Xander: That's what he wants you to think. Anya, I can't be taped for his pleasure any longer. Oh, plus there's someone else.
Spike: This is just like Passions!
Anya: FINE! I'll find someone else. Ang-no whole soul-losing thing. Spike?
Spike: HA! Fat bloody chance.
Anya: Uh! Okay, I don't need any of you. Xander, we're through!
Xander: Duh-uh! To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase...
Anya: HUMPH!
*Exit Anya. Enter Gi-gi.*
Giles: Is it safe?
Xander: Anywhere is safe without her.
Spike: But I thought you cared for her. You tried to beat me up and everything.
Xander: Leading her on. To coin a great Limp Bizkit song-
Old people [i.e. not Xander] : Who???
Xander: Limp Bizkit. Anywho, I was in it for the nookie.
Angel: The what?
Xander: Okay, I gotta stop hanging out with people over the age of 100 and undead, and umm... whatever Giles is.
Giles: Thank you ever so much, Xander. And nothing says thanks like-
Xander: Dollars in the waist-GILES, YOU PERV! No power on this earth...
Giles: --letting you babysit Spike for a day.
Xander: Uhh... no seeing your happiness is thanks enough for me.
*Xander attempts to leave.*
Giles: Not so fast.
*Giles pushes Spike along.*
Giles: Now.
*Xander and Spike leave. Angel does too. Xander and Spike get in Xander's car.*
Xander: This is just great.
Spike: I'm not too thrilled about it either. In fact, at all. But at least I won't have to worry about you and Anya... *shivers* Uch...
Xander: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Setting: LA, CA: Different places in the city: Wauri is blowing up stuff:
*Wauri blows up a bunch of buildings. There's total chaos. Fires, floods, overturned cars, trash... all of it. All the demons in town have banded together under him. They rampage through all of the buildings, killing many innocent victims. After LA is completely destroyed, a blinding purple light hits Warui and his followers. And everything else in LA. They disappear. The light does too. All that is left is a giant grassy field. And in the middle stands a girl. She's decked out in a sailor's outfit, in shades of purple. She holds a galive in one hand. In the other, a shimmering purple gem. On her forehead there is the symbol of Saturn. *