Part Eight
Setting: 'Buffy' (BODY SWITCHED!) and Spike: Laying next to each other in um a bed :
*Spike rolls over but his eyes are still closed*
Spike: Faith, dear?
'Buffy': Yeah?
*Spike opens his eyes*
Spike: MY DEAR GOD!!! YOU'RE BUFFY!!!
'Buffy': Not really. I'm Faith. Switched bodies with 'er.
Spike: Oh, I've gone bloody mad.
'Buffy': Want me to prove it?
*Spike lifts an eyebrow*
Spike: GRRRRRRR!!!
*Suddenly the door BURSTS open and 'Faith' (really Buffy) BURSTS in*
'Faith': I WANT MY BODY--- EW!!!!! Omg omg omg nevermind. I don't want it back. I don't know where it's been. Ew ew ew!
*A light flashes and their bodies are switched. So that makes Buffy in bed (nakie) with Spike. Buffy screams.*
Spike: Oh, keep your pants on. Wait nevermind.
*Faith walks out quietly, she's had her fun.*
Buffy: Ok, where ARE my pants?
Spike: You don't have any.
Buffy: WHAT???
Spike: We-well, Faith and I were drunk. And streaking.
Buffy: Dear God.
Spike: Well. Um.
*Silence*
Buffy: Yeah.
*A little more silence, then all of a sudden they jump all over each other and get all grrfull. I think we'll leave them now.*
Setting: Sunnydale, CA: Giles's: Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles:
Willow: Where we're you last night? You look like you stayed up all--oooh, Riley, huh???
Buffy: No. Please. Not now. I can't handle it myself. It's just too scary.
Xander; Wanna know what's scary??? Angel and Dan are in love.
Willow, Buffy: WHAT???
Willow: Where'd you learn this???
Xander: Phe, the little vixen.
Buffy: OMG! I was the last woman he was with! I turned him gay!
Willow: No you didn't, he always was, and what the hell do you have against gay people???
Buffy: Oh. Ok. I'm ok with it. If you want me to march in the Rainbow Parade and chant "Yeah, Gay rights," I'll be there for ya, but nothing more and nothing less.
Setting: 10 minutes later: It's gonna be Sunnydale from now on unless I say otherwise: Buffy, Angel, Dan, Willow, Tara: Rainbow parade:
Buffy: Yeah, gay rights! Yeah, gay rights!
Tara: Go, Buffy!
Buffy: Are you hitting on me?? Don't hit on me. I don't swing that way.
*Angel, Dan, Tara, and Willow give each other that "straight-people-are-so-naïve" look. Xander appears from nowhere*
Xander: Wait a sec! WILLOW! You're dating TARA??? But but but... I thought... you and I had something special!-
Willow: We do!
Buffy: She's playin' both of you. And thank GOD she's bi and not a lesbian.
Xander: Huh. Now that I think about it, this could work to my advantage...
Tara: No. I don't think so.
Willow: No, Xander, that's just naaaaaasty.
Xander: In that case, CHOOSE!
Willow: Uh oh. Oh my. Dear me.
Xander: Well it's ok if you pick Tara.
Willow: It is? You've been cheating on me! Bastard!
Xander: But...
Willow: LEAVE!
Xander: Okaaaaay kinda glad I've been cheating on you...
*Xander leaves*
Angel: Y'know what. This "gay" scene is just too much for me. I'm dark and brooding. Everyone here is so happy. And gay means happy. And I'm not a happy gay person. Dan, your fired. I mean dumped.
Dan: DAMN YOU!
*Dan runs off crying like the wussy-boy he is*
Angel: That's better.
Buffy: Well, who are you gonna get your kicks from now?
Angel: No one but me, my TV/VCR combo, and the XXX tape store down the street. And perhaps a few trashy romance novels.
Buffy: Well then.
Angel: I must go now. My tapes are overdue.
*Angel leaves*
Buffy: Well the parade's over. Meet you at Giles' for the daily scooby-meeting. Bye.
*Buffy walks off. We gonna follow Buffy now!*
Setting: The blown up Sunnydale High: Buffy and Riley:
Buffy: I slept with Spike.
Riley: OMG!
Buffy: And...
Riley: What, what!
Buffy: I kinda...
Riley: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
Buffy: I kinda liked it.
Riley: I would too. Hmm.
*Buffy gets a confused look*
Riley: Oh. I'm in love with Dan. Is that ok?
Buffy: Yeah. Whatever. Go get 'em.
Riley: NOT!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
Buffy: Oh.
Riley: You little tramp. *laughs* That was fun to say.
Buffy: Ok well this is all getting scary. I need to go home and reflect.
Setting: OMG IT'S ROSWELL!!!: Max, Tess, Michael, Isabel: Max's:
Max: {crying} What am I gonna do?? Liz hates me now and I have that stupid destiny thing! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Michael: Hel-lo. You are gonna go out there, fufill your damn destiny, and make some alien babies with Tess! Just, like, LOOK at her man...
*Isabel gives Micheal a "what about me" look*
Michael: ...and I'm gonna do the same...
*Isabel gives Michael a "WHAT????" look*
Michael: ...with Izzie I mean.
Max: Well, Tess is kinda sorta a fox. Way more than Liz could ever dream. GRRRRRRR.
*Everyone is so surprised that Max would even begin to talk like that. Tess and Max get all flirty with each other.*
Tess: ARGGGG...
Max: What can I say? If on the other world we were all "in love", then why the hell not.
Tess: Oh THANK God. I thought you would NEVER come around. All Liz did was give you those puppy-dog-love eyes. I can give you SO much more.
Max: Meow...
Tess: Ruff, ruff!
Isabel: Like, hello! Stop with the animal noises! There are other people in the room, you know.
*Max and Tess cool it off a little*
Max: The only problem is those damned evil aliens. Naesado said that the message from Mom would set off a tracking device.
[WC: Man I hate BSB. They sure are EVIL aliens.]
Tess: I wouldn't worry. We can kick their asses anyway.
Michael: I sure hope.
Setting: 'Buffy' (BODY SWITCHED!) and Spike: Laying next to each other in um a bed :
*Spike rolls over but his eyes are still closed*
Spike: Faith, dear?
'Buffy': Yeah?
*Spike opens his eyes*
Spike: MY DEAR GOD!!! YOU'RE BUFFY!!!
'Buffy': Not really. I'm Faith. Switched bodies with 'er.
Spike: Oh, I've gone bloody mad.
'Buffy': Want me to prove it?
*Spike lifts an eyebrow*
Spike: GRRRRRRR!!!
*Suddenly the door BURSTS open and 'Faith' (really Buffy) BURSTS in*
'Faith': I WANT MY BODY--- EW!!!!! Omg omg omg nevermind. I don't want it back. I don't know where it's been. Ew ew ew!
*A light flashes and their bodies are switched. So that makes Buffy in bed (nakie) with Spike. Buffy screams.*
Spike: Oh, keep your pants on. Wait nevermind.
*Faith walks out quietly, she's had her fun.*
Buffy: Ok, where ARE my pants?
Spike: You don't have any.
Buffy: WHAT???
Spike: We-well, Faith and I were drunk. And streaking.
Buffy: Dear God.
Spike: Well. Um.
*Silence*
Buffy: Yeah.
*A little more silence, then all of a sudden they jump all over each other and get all grrfull. I think we'll leave them now.*
Setting: Sunnydale, CA: Giles's: Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles:
Willow: Where we're you last night? You look like you stayed up all--oooh, Riley, huh???
Buffy: No. Please. Not now. I can't handle it myself. It's just too scary.
Xander; Wanna know what's scary??? Angel and Dan are in love.
Willow, Buffy: WHAT???
Willow: Where'd you learn this???
Xander: Phe, the little vixen.
Buffy: OMG! I was the last woman he was with! I turned him gay!
Willow: No you didn't, he always was, and what the hell do you have against gay people???
Buffy: Oh. Ok. I'm ok with it. If you want me to march in the Rainbow Parade and chant "Yeah, Gay rights," I'll be there for ya, but nothing more and nothing less.
Setting: 10 minutes later: It's gonna be Sunnydale from now on unless I say otherwise: Buffy, Angel, Dan, Willow, Tara: Rainbow parade:
Buffy: Yeah, gay rights! Yeah, gay rights!
Tara: Go, Buffy!
Buffy: Are you hitting on me?? Don't hit on me. I don't swing that way.
*Angel, Dan, Tara, and Willow give each other that "straight-people-are-so-naïve" look. Xander appears from nowhere*
Xander: Wait a sec! WILLOW! You're dating TARA??? But but but... I thought... you and I had something special!-
Willow: We do!
Buffy: She's playin' both of you. And thank GOD she's bi and not a lesbian.
Xander: Huh. Now that I think about it, this could work to my advantage...
Tara: No. I don't think so.
Willow: No, Xander, that's just naaaaaasty.
Xander: In that case, CHOOSE!
Willow: Uh oh. Oh my. Dear me.
Xander: Well it's ok if you pick Tara.
Willow: It is? You've been cheating on me! Bastard!
Xander: But...
Willow: LEAVE!
Xander: Okaaaaay kinda glad I've been cheating on you...
*Xander leaves*
Angel: Y'know what. This "gay" scene is just too much for me. I'm dark and brooding. Everyone here is so happy. And gay means happy. And I'm not a happy gay person. Dan, your fired. I mean dumped.
Dan: DAMN YOU!
*Dan runs off crying like the wussy-boy he is*
Angel: That's better.
Buffy: Well, who are you gonna get your kicks from now?
Angel: No one but me, my TV/VCR combo, and the XXX tape store down the street. And perhaps a few trashy romance novels.
Buffy: Well then.
Angel: I must go now. My tapes are overdue.
*Angel leaves*
Buffy: Well the parade's over. Meet you at Giles' for the daily scooby-meeting. Bye.
*Buffy walks off. We gonna follow Buffy now!*
Setting: The blown up Sunnydale High: Buffy and Riley:
Buffy: I slept with Spike.
Riley: OMG!
Buffy: And...
Riley: What, what!
Buffy: I kinda...
Riley: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
Buffy: I kinda liked it.
Riley: I would too. Hmm.
*Buffy gets a confused look*
Riley: Oh. I'm in love with Dan. Is that ok?
Buffy: Yeah. Whatever. Go get 'em.
Riley: NOT!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
Buffy: Oh.
Riley: You little tramp. *laughs* That was fun to say.
Buffy: Ok well this is all getting scary. I need to go home and reflect.
Setting: OMG IT'S ROSWELL!!!: Max, Tess, Michael, Isabel: Max's:
Max: {crying} What am I gonna do?? Liz hates me now and I have that stupid destiny thing! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Michael: Hel-lo. You are gonna go out there, fufill your damn destiny, and make some alien babies with Tess! Just, like, LOOK at her man...
*Isabel gives Micheal a "what about me" look*
Michael: ...and I'm gonna do the same...
*Isabel gives Michael a "WHAT????" look*
Michael: ...with Izzie I mean.
Max: Well, Tess is kinda sorta a fox. Way more than Liz could ever dream. GRRRRRRR.
*Everyone is so surprised that Max would even begin to talk like that. Tess and Max get all flirty with each other.*
Tess: ARGGGG...
Max: What can I say? If on the other world we were all "in love", then why the hell not.
Tess: Oh THANK God. I thought you would NEVER come around. All Liz did was give you those puppy-dog-love eyes. I can give you SO much more.
Max: Meow...
Tess: Ruff, ruff!
Isabel: Like, hello! Stop with the animal noises! There are other people in the room, you know.
*Max and Tess cool it off a little*
Max: The only problem is those damned evil aliens. Naesado said that the message from Mom would set off a tracking device.
[WC: Man I hate BSB. They sure are EVIL aliens.]
Tess: I wouldn't worry. We can kick their asses anyway.
Michael: I sure hope.