Part 9
Setting: Xander's Basement: Xander and his mystery mistress:
Xander: *sigh* I'm so glad that we don't have to hide it anymore. I love you, Phe.
Phe: Yeah, I love you too.
Xander: It's odd. I'm into older chicks a lot. The praying mantis chick. Countless other subsitute teachers. The mummy was waaaay older than me, too. Then Anya. And then there was that dream about Buffy's mom.... but we're not gonna go there.
Phe: And me.
Xander: And you.
*Xander kisses Phe*
Setting: Buffy's dorm: Willow, Buffy:
Buffy: So new dorms.
Willow: Yeah.
Buffy: and you're rooming with Tara.
Willow. Mmm hmm.
Buffy: Great.
Willow: Yeah.
Buffy: And I get a dorm room all to myself.
Willow: Yep.
*end of awkward moment scene and on to another actually*
Setting: One of the 12 cemetaries in Sunnydale: Buffy on patrol:
*Buffy gets done kicking some vampire's ass*
Buffy: I've lost that lovin' feelin' when I dust these critters.
*Walks around. Rounds a corner and bumps into Spike. Literally.*
Spike: Watch where you're going you bloody--
*Spike looks up and sees that it's Buffy. He scratches the back of his head.*
Spike: Um. Uh. Hi?
Buffy: That's a good start.
Spike: Well.
Buffy: Yeah.
Spike: This is all a bit odd.
Buffy: Yes it is. But familiar.
Spike: Oh dear god. Another relationship forshadowed by god damn bloody ANGEL.
Buffy: Relationship?
Spike: I mean--
Buffy: Relationship. Huh. Yeah. Another one with a vampire. Go figure.
Spike: You mean?
*Buffy smiles*
Spike: Well there is one advantage. I have no soul to lose. I'm bad enough already.
Buffy: Yeah, you're bad.
Spike: That's right, babe.
Buffy: How bad are you?
Spike: Why don't we go find out?
Buffy: Later. Meet me at my new dorm in... oh say... an hour?
Spike: I have to wait that long?
Buffy: I want it to be special. And I have to go shopping.
Spike: Shopping? At this hour? Ohhhhhh. *huuuge smile*
Setting: (next day) Giles': The whole gang:
*Buffy is sitting in Spike's lap. Phe in Xander's. Dan in Riley's. (LOL)*
Giles: Willow, did you cast another spell to work your will?
Willow: Nope. This isn't the work of magic.
Giles: Have I gone mad?
Tara: Nope.
Giles: Am I in hell?
Angel: You think this is hell? HA! It's not even this good on a good day.
Buffy: There's good days?
Angel: Well when you stay there for 100 years-- by the way Buff, did I ever think you for that?
Buffy: You were evil!
Angel: Well it wasn't entirely my fault. It takes two to tango.
Buffy: But I didn't know about the propechy!
Angel: Well, true. But hey, it's over. You've moved on. Or should I say down.
Spike: Oh do SHUT UP. Just because I've won this time, doesn't mean you have to go all jealous.
Angel: Jealous? Of YOU?
Buffy: Wait a sec... HEEEEYYYYYYYY!
*Angel revels in his whateverness*
Riley: Dude, get off me.
*Dan stands up*
Giles: Well then I guess it's all time for you to meet Olivia. Dear?
*Olivia comes out*
Olivia: I finally get to meet them! Hello, I'm Olivia. I'm Giles' girlfriend. Pleased to meet you.
Willow: How did you two meet?
Olivia: At a John Tesh concert.
Tara: You guys like John TESH???
Olivia: I think he's the devil incarnate, myself. But Giles is mad about him.
Spike: *looks at his non-existant watch* Oh dear. I must go. I have an appointm-- *ahem* I must go.
Buffy: Awwww....
Riley: Me too.
Buffy: Awwww....
Spike & Riley: Bye. *leave*
*outside*
Spike: Where you off too?
Riley: Um. I.. uh... I met a...
Spike: Girl?
Riley: Yes.
Spike: Good, show! Cheating on Buffy! Me too!
Riley: I'm not with Buffy anymore and WHAT!??
Spike: Hey you go about your business, I go about mine.
Riley: Cya, Spike.
Spike: Yeah.
Setting: *introducing* Glory (hey people I mean it's been months since I wrote in this thing) in her apartment:
Glory: Are they HERE yet?
Dreg: No, ma'am.
*outside her door. Riley and Spike walk up from opposite directions.*
Spike: God, no.
Riley: Glory.
Spike: You too?
Riley: Yes.
Spike: Oh why, why, why?
Riley: Damn it. Oh well. There's always Harmony.
Spike: HARMONY!?!
Riley: Yeah, she's the old bike cliche. Everyone's had a ride...
Spike: *idea* Hey... Man, ask her to turn you.
Riley: No.
Spike: Come on!
Riley: No.
Spike: Why the hell not?
Riley: Tried the whole bite thing. Just wasn't right.
Spike: Pleeeassseee??? We could kill together. You're a timid thing but you have promise. I was like you once.
*Dreg opens the door at hearing noises.*
Dreg: Glory, oh.... glorious one. They are here.
Glory: Well don't just stand there. Let them in. Then take a break.
Dreg: Yes Ma'am!
*Dreg goes and leaves the door wide open. Spike and Riley enter.*
Spike: {sing-song} Someone double-booked...
Glory: So?
Spike: Well why don't you tell Riley here he should be a vampire.
Glory: Why?
Spike: So he can be *the lights go down. a light shines from beneath Spike* EVIIILLL... *the lights return to normal.*
Riley: Nice touch.
Spike: Thanks. So, come on with it, Glory.
Glory: Don't RUSH me!
Spike: Gotta love those insane girls...
Glory: SHHHHHH! As I was saying... *Riley and Spike nod thier heads in anticipation* You don't have to be a vampire to be... Evil.
Setting: Xander's Basement: Xander and his mystery mistress:
Xander: *sigh* I'm so glad that we don't have to hide it anymore. I love you, Phe.
Phe: Yeah, I love you too.
Xander: It's odd. I'm into older chicks a lot. The praying mantis chick. Countless other subsitute teachers. The mummy was waaaay older than me, too. Then Anya. And then there was that dream about Buffy's mom.... but we're not gonna go there.
Phe: And me.
Xander: And you.
*Xander kisses Phe*
Setting: Buffy's dorm: Willow, Buffy:
Buffy: So new dorms.
Willow: Yeah.
Buffy: and you're rooming with Tara.
Willow. Mmm hmm.
Buffy: Great.
Willow: Yeah.
Buffy: And I get a dorm room all to myself.
Willow: Yep.
*end of awkward moment scene and on to another actually*
Setting: One of the 12 cemetaries in Sunnydale: Buffy on patrol:
*Buffy gets done kicking some vampire's ass*
Buffy: I've lost that lovin' feelin' when I dust these critters.
*Walks around. Rounds a corner and bumps into Spike. Literally.*
Spike: Watch where you're going you bloody--
*Spike looks up and sees that it's Buffy. He scratches the back of his head.*
Spike: Um. Uh. Hi?
Buffy: That's a good start.
Spike: Well.
Buffy: Yeah.
Spike: This is all a bit odd.
Buffy: Yes it is. But familiar.
Spike: Oh dear god. Another relationship forshadowed by god damn bloody ANGEL.
Buffy: Relationship?
Spike: I mean--
Buffy: Relationship. Huh. Yeah. Another one with a vampire. Go figure.
Spike: You mean?
*Buffy smiles*
Spike: Well there is one advantage. I have no soul to lose. I'm bad enough already.
Buffy: Yeah, you're bad.
Spike: That's right, babe.
Buffy: How bad are you?
Spike: Why don't we go find out?
Buffy: Later. Meet me at my new dorm in... oh say... an hour?
Spike: I have to wait that long?
Buffy: I want it to be special. And I have to go shopping.
Spike: Shopping? At this hour? Ohhhhhh. *huuuge smile*
Setting: (next day) Giles': The whole gang:
*Buffy is sitting in Spike's lap. Phe in Xander's. Dan in Riley's. (LOL)*
Giles: Willow, did you cast another spell to work your will?
Willow: Nope. This isn't the work of magic.
Giles: Have I gone mad?
Tara: Nope.
Giles: Am I in hell?
Angel: You think this is hell? HA! It's not even this good on a good day.
Buffy: There's good days?
Angel: Well when you stay there for 100 years-- by the way Buff, did I ever think you for that?
Buffy: You were evil!
Angel: Well it wasn't entirely my fault. It takes two to tango.
Buffy: But I didn't know about the propechy!
Angel: Well, true. But hey, it's over. You've moved on. Or should I say down.
Spike: Oh do SHUT UP. Just because I've won this time, doesn't mean you have to go all jealous.
Angel: Jealous? Of YOU?
Buffy: Wait a sec... HEEEEYYYYYYYY!
*Angel revels in his whateverness*
Riley: Dude, get off me.
*Dan stands up*
Giles: Well then I guess it's all time for you to meet Olivia. Dear?
*Olivia comes out*
Olivia: I finally get to meet them! Hello, I'm Olivia. I'm Giles' girlfriend. Pleased to meet you.
Willow: How did you two meet?
Olivia: At a John Tesh concert.
Tara: You guys like John TESH???
Olivia: I think he's the devil incarnate, myself. But Giles is mad about him.
Spike: *looks at his non-existant watch* Oh dear. I must go. I have an appointm-- *ahem* I must go.
Buffy: Awwww....
Riley: Me too.
Buffy: Awwww....
Spike & Riley: Bye. *leave*
*outside*
Spike: Where you off too?
Riley: Um. I.. uh... I met a...
Spike: Girl?
Riley: Yes.
Spike: Good, show! Cheating on Buffy! Me too!
Riley: I'm not with Buffy anymore and WHAT!??
Spike: Hey you go about your business, I go about mine.
Riley: Cya, Spike.
Spike: Yeah.
Setting: *introducing* Glory (hey people I mean it's been months since I wrote in this thing) in her apartment:
Glory: Are they HERE yet?
Dreg: No, ma'am.
*outside her door. Riley and Spike walk up from opposite directions.*
Spike: God, no.
Riley: Glory.
Spike: You too?
Riley: Yes.
Spike: Oh why, why, why?
Riley: Damn it. Oh well. There's always Harmony.
Spike: HARMONY!?!
Riley: Yeah, she's the old bike cliche. Everyone's had a ride...
Spike: *idea* Hey... Man, ask her to turn you.
Riley: No.
Spike: Come on!
Riley: No.
Spike: Why the hell not?
Riley: Tried the whole bite thing. Just wasn't right.
Spike: Pleeeassseee??? We could kill together. You're a timid thing but you have promise. I was like you once.
*Dreg opens the door at hearing noises.*
Dreg: Glory, oh.... glorious one. They are here.
Glory: Well don't just stand there. Let them in. Then take a break.
Dreg: Yes Ma'am!
*Dreg goes and leaves the door wide open. Spike and Riley enter.*
Spike: {sing-song} Someone double-booked...
Glory: So?
Spike: Well why don't you tell Riley here he should be a vampire.
Glory: Why?
Spike: So he can be *the lights go down. a light shines from beneath Spike* EVIIILLL... *the lights return to normal.*
Riley: Nice touch.
Spike: Thanks. So, come on with it, Glory.
Glory: Don't RUSH me!
Spike: Gotta love those insane girls...
Glory: SHHHHHH! As I was saying... *Riley and Spike nod thier heads in anticipation* You don't have to be a vampire to be... Evil.