Setting: Xander all of a sudden has an apartment! OMG!: Xander and Phe:
Phe: Dude. This is not right. I have to go.
Xander: WAHHHHHH!
[Ok this romance thing is confusing I go with what I want at the time and... I'm fickle.]
*Phe leaves. Anya enters.*
Xander: Anya... I'm sorry. So, so sorry.
Anya: Reaaaaly?
Xander: Yes.
Anya: Good! Let's go have sex!
Xander: OK!
Setting: Glory's: Where we left off.
Riley: You know, this whole scene is just not me.
Spike: Fine. Be that way. I get Glory allll to myself.
Riley: Fine. *walks outside. sees Phe*
Riley: Phe! *runs up to her* It's Phe, right?
Phe: Yeah.
Riley: I don't know you very well, but can I cry on your shoulder?
Phe: Only if I can cry on yours.
Riley: Fair enough.
*10 minutes later, Riley's. They are sitting around having a few drinks.*
Riley: And then Glory was with Spike too! And It's like "Hey man, back off of my women." But noooo he wanted to make me a vampire.
Phe: Really? I had a sucky night too. No pun intended.
*They jump on each other, then slowly kiss. Buffy walks in*
Buffy: Riley, have you seen... *looks* Perhaps not.
Riley: *still busy w/Phe* Hey, Buff.
Buffy: Am I interrupting something?
Phe: Yes.
Buffy: God this world is a strange one. Seen Spike?
Riley: Yeah he's at Glory's.
Buffy: WHAT!!?!? I mean, you know where she is???? And you didn't tell me???
Riley: I didn't want you to find out I was sleeping with her.
Buffy: WTF????
Riley: So is Spike. Well, I'm not anymore.
Buffy: And again... WTF???
*Riley and Phe pause for a moment*
Phe: They don't love you anymore, k?
Buffy: Ooooooh, shucks. We are all puppets in some big... puppet show.
WC(os): Yes you are.
Buffy: Who's there?
WC(os): Me, WC. Your puppetmaster.
Buffy: I don't have luck with puppets.
WC(os): That's ok. Now you will.. *pulls strings* Leave them alone.
Buffy: Sure. I don't have any will of my own.
*Buffy leaves*
Riley: Thanks, WC!
WC(os): Don't mention it!
[I need to make a web of who's loved who in this fic... dear go it'll be long... Oh I need some ROSWELL. Hey, It IS Monday...]
Setting: Street in front of Crashdown: Liz, Maria:
[Ahhh I long for the days when this fanfic had a plot and storylines... ie. the Xander and Willow saga...]
*Kyle walks up*
Liz: Kyle!
Maria: Buddha Boy!
Kyle: People!
Liz: How are you?
Kyle: Fine. Hey, Liz.. If you ever wanna.. ya know... without the faking part...
Maria: Oh, grow up Kyle.
Liz: Hey, why not?
Maria: *surprised* WHAT!?!
[And we are once again plunged into my evil, twisted mind]
Kyle: *also surprised* REALLY??? Cool.
Maria: You've gotta be joking.
Liz: No joking here.
Maria: God, we're going to hell.
Kyle: In a handbasket.
*Liz and Kyle leave Maria there. Cut to the Crashdown. Maria walks in thru the back, in uniform. She walks up to a table with Brody*
Maria: Hey. Space Sub without mayo with pepperjack. *sets it down*
Brody: You treat me so well.
*Maria sits down*
Maria: It's what I do. Been abducted lately?
*Brody gives Maria a "don't kid about it" look*
Maria: Sorry. Not much with the sarcasm in that department, huh?
Brody: Not really.
Maria: Sorry. *pause* What is it like?
Brody: What?
Maria: Being abducted.
Brody: Like you're sleeping. But... very vivid. I could feel everthing.
Maria: Wierd.
Brody: Wanna go make out?
Maria: Huh?
Brody: Nevermind.
Maria: Yes.
Brody: Huh? OHHHH! Yeaaaaaah baby!
Setting: A cemetary: Darien Fawkes, Bobby Hobbes, Claire:
*A vampire comes and tries to attack Fawkes*
Fawkes: Aw, crap.
[Ok, so they aren't on the WB. I could always change it to "The Ultimate TV Fanfic."]
Fawkes: Lemme quicksilver you.
Claire: Dairen, you'll overdose.
*Fawkes kicks the vamp when it attacks*
Fawkes: What else can I do?
Hobbes: RUN!
*Hobbes and Claire run. Fawkes goes invisible. Buffy watches everything from afar. Spike watches everything from even further away.*
Buffy & Spike: WTF?
*Buffy & Spike hear each other and meet up*
Buffy: What are you doing here?
Spike: Same as you are, patroling.
Buffy: Did you see that guy?
Spike: Yeah, we went all... invisible.
Buffy: Wonder if he's evil.
Spike: What's wrong with being evil?
Buffy: Shush. Let's go help him anyway.
*Buffy walks up behind the vamp and effortlessly stakes it. Fawkes becomes visible*
Buffy: Neat trick.
Spike: {Glenda impression} Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Fawkes: Um..
*Hobbes and Claire come out of hiding*
Fawkes: I'm not a witch.
Hobbes: That was a...
Buffy: Vampire.
Hobbes: Dear God.
Buffy: So, dude, how'd you do that?
Fawkes: The name is Dairen Fawkes and--
Claire: The rest is top secret.
Spike: Oh here we go again. Initivite re-run. Top secret government stuff.
Buffy: *looks closer at Fawkes* Heyyy... didn't I see you on "America's Most Wanted" about a year back? I thought they caught you.
Fawkes: Hey, cool! I was on AMW! Yeah, they sure as hell caught me. That week changed my life. Got the government gig.
Buffy: I sure know about life changing weeks. So, does this mean this isn't a natural ability?
Fawkes: Nah, I'm the government's 3rd grade science fair project.
Claire: Darien, this is TOP SECRET information. Something you're missing about the "secret" part.
Buffy: It's ok. I can tell you my secret. I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.
Spike: And I'm Spike the Vampire! *vamps out*
Claire & Hobbes: AH!
Buffy: He's harmless. I guess he's a science fair project, too. Got a chip to prevent him from hurting people.
*Spike de-vamps and frowns.*
Fawkes: I got a synthetic gland. It makes this quicksilver stuff that bends--
Claire: DARIEN!
Fawkes: Come on now. Won't hurt. They have crazy shit too. Anywho, it bends light and renders me invistable.
Buffy: Interesting. And what is your business in Sunnydale?
Fawkes: Lookin' for some guy named... hey Key, what was his name?
Claire: I--
Fawkes: Come on, spill it. Not like they care.
Claire: Riley Finn.
Buffy: OMG! That's my boy-- ex-boyfriend.
Hobbes: You know him?
Buffy: Yeah. Very personally. What do you want with him?
Spike: Lemme guess, "top secret government stuff?"
Fawkes: That's right blondie.
Spike: 'Scuse me?
Fawkes: I said, 'that's right BLONDIE.'
Spike: You might want to back off, man.
Fawkes: Why? You can't touch me. Besides, I have a little advantage. *quicksilvers and punches Spike from behind.*
Spike: Lil bugger! I said BACK OFF!
*Fawkes re-appears in front of Spike. Fawkes drops to his knees in agony.*
Spike: Yeah, advantage.
*Claire gives him the counteragent.*
Buffy: What was that?
Hobbes: Quicksilver overdose, meet counteragent.
Buffy: Ahhh... *pause* So I know where to find Riley, but you have to tell me what you are going to do to him, first.
Fawkes: I don't really know. The Official just said to bring him back to the labs.
Buffy: Labs?
Phe: Dude. This is not right. I have to go.
Xander: WAHHHHHH!
[Ok this romance thing is confusing I go with what I want at the time and... I'm fickle.]
*Phe leaves. Anya enters.*
Xander: Anya... I'm sorry. So, so sorry.
Anya: Reaaaaly?
Xander: Yes.
Anya: Good! Let's go have sex!
Xander: OK!
Setting: Glory's: Where we left off.
Riley: You know, this whole scene is just not me.
Spike: Fine. Be that way. I get Glory allll to myself.
Riley: Fine. *walks outside. sees Phe*
Riley: Phe! *runs up to her* It's Phe, right?
Phe: Yeah.
Riley: I don't know you very well, but can I cry on your shoulder?
Phe: Only if I can cry on yours.
Riley: Fair enough.
*10 minutes later, Riley's. They are sitting around having a few drinks.*
Riley: And then Glory was with Spike too! And It's like "Hey man, back off of my women." But noooo he wanted to make me a vampire.
Phe: Really? I had a sucky night too. No pun intended.
*They jump on each other, then slowly kiss. Buffy walks in*
Buffy: Riley, have you seen... *looks* Perhaps not.
Riley: *still busy w/Phe* Hey, Buff.
Buffy: Am I interrupting something?
Phe: Yes.
Buffy: God this world is a strange one. Seen Spike?
Riley: Yeah he's at Glory's.
Buffy: WHAT!!?!? I mean, you know where she is???? And you didn't tell me???
Riley: I didn't want you to find out I was sleeping with her.
Buffy: WTF????
Riley: So is Spike. Well, I'm not anymore.
Buffy: And again... WTF???
*Riley and Phe pause for a moment*
Phe: They don't love you anymore, k?
Buffy: Ooooooh, shucks. We are all puppets in some big... puppet show.
WC(os): Yes you are.
Buffy: Who's there?
WC(os): Me, WC. Your puppetmaster.
Buffy: I don't have luck with puppets.
WC(os): That's ok. Now you will.. *pulls strings* Leave them alone.
Buffy: Sure. I don't have any will of my own.
*Buffy leaves*
Riley: Thanks, WC!
WC(os): Don't mention it!
[I need to make a web of who's loved who in this fic... dear go it'll be long... Oh I need some ROSWELL. Hey, It IS Monday...]
Setting: Street in front of Crashdown: Liz, Maria:
[Ahhh I long for the days when this fanfic had a plot and storylines... ie. the Xander and Willow saga...]
*Kyle walks up*
Liz: Kyle!
Maria: Buddha Boy!
Kyle: People!
Liz: How are you?
Kyle: Fine. Hey, Liz.. If you ever wanna.. ya know... without the faking part...
Maria: Oh, grow up Kyle.
Liz: Hey, why not?
Maria: *surprised* WHAT!?!
[And we are once again plunged into my evil, twisted mind]
Kyle: *also surprised* REALLY??? Cool.
Maria: You've gotta be joking.
Liz: No joking here.
Maria: God, we're going to hell.
Kyle: In a handbasket.
*Liz and Kyle leave Maria there. Cut to the Crashdown. Maria walks in thru the back, in uniform. She walks up to a table with Brody*
Maria: Hey. Space Sub without mayo with pepperjack. *sets it down*
Brody: You treat me so well.
*Maria sits down*
Maria: It's what I do. Been abducted lately?
*Brody gives Maria a "don't kid about it" look*
Maria: Sorry. Not much with the sarcasm in that department, huh?
Brody: Not really.
Maria: Sorry. *pause* What is it like?
Brody: What?
Maria: Being abducted.
Brody: Like you're sleeping. But... very vivid. I could feel everthing.
Maria: Wierd.
Brody: Wanna go make out?
Maria: Huh?
Brody: Nevermind.
Maria: Yes.
Brody: Huh? OHHHH! Yeaaaaaah baby!
Setting: A cemetary: Darien Fawkes, Bobby Hobbes, Claire:
*A vampire comes and tries to attack Fawkes*
Fawkes: Aw, crap.
[Ok, so they aren't on the WB. I could always change it to "The Ultimate TV Fanfic."]
Fawkes: Lemme quicksilver you.
Claire: Dairen, you'll overdose.
*Fawkes kicks the vamp when it attacks*
Fawkes: What else can I do?
Hobbes: RUN!
*Hobbes and Claire run. Fawkes goes invisible. Buffy watches everything from afar. Spike watches everything from even further away.*
Buffy & Spike: WTF?
*Buffy & Spike hear each other and meet up*
Buffy: What are you doing here?
Spike: Same as you are, patroling.
Buffy: Did you see that guy?
Spike: Yeah, we went all... invisible.
Buffy: Wonder if he's evil.
Spike: What's wrong with being evil?
Buffy: Shush. Let's go help him anyway.
*Buffy walks up behind the vamp and effortlessly stakes it. Fawkes becomes visible*
Buffy: Neat trick.
Spike: {Glenda impression} Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Fawkes: Um..
*Hobbes and Claire come out of hiding*
Fawkes: I'm not a witch.
Hobbes: That was a...
Buffy: Vampire.
Hobbes: Dear God.
Buffy: So, dude, how'd you do that?
Fawkes: The name is Dairen Fawkes and--
Claire: The rest is top secret.
Spike: Oh here we go again. Initivite re-run. Top secret government stuff.
Buffy: *looks closer at Fawkes* Heyyy... didn't I see you on "America's Most Wanted" about a year back? I thought they caught you.
Fawkes: Hey, cool! I was on AMW! Yeah, they sure as hell caught me. That week changed my life. Got the government gig.
Buffy: I sure know about life changing weeks. So, does this mean this isn't a natural ability?
Fawkes: Nah, I'm the government's 3rd grade science fair project.
Claire: Darien, this is TOP SECRET information. Something you're missing about the "secret" part.
Buffy: It's ok. I can tell you my secret. I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.
Spike: And I'm Spike the Vampire! *vamps out*
Claire & Hobbes: AH!
Buffy: He's harmless. I guess he's a science fair project, too. Got a chip to prevent him from hurting people.
*Spike de-vamps and frowns.*
Fawkes: I got a synthetic gland. It makes this quicksilver stuff that bends--
Claire: DARIEN!
Fawkes: Come on now. Won't hurt. They have crazy shit too. Anywho, it bends light and renders me invistable.
Buffy: Interesting. And what is your business in Sunnydale?
Fawkes: Lookin' for some guy named... hey Key, what was his name?
Claire: I--
Fawkes: Come on, spill it. Not like they care.
Claire: Riley Finn.
Buffy: OMG! That's my boy-- ex-boyfriend.
Hobbes: You know him?
Buffy: Yeah. Very personally. What do you want with him?
Spike: Lemme guess, "top secret government stuff?"
Fawkes: That's right blondie.
Spike: 'Scuse me?
Fawkes: I said, 'that's right BLONDIE.'
Spike: You might want to back off, man.
Fawkes: Why? You can't touch me. Besides, I have a little advantage. *quicksilvers and punches Spike from behind.*
Spike: Lil bugger! I said BACK OFF!
*Fawkes re-appears in front of Spike. Fawkes drops to his knees in agony.*
Spike: Yeah, advantage.
*Claire gives him the counteragent.*
Buffy: What was that?
Hobbes: Quicksilver overdose, meet counteragent.
Buffy: Ahhh... *pause* So I know where to find Riley, but you have to tell me what you are going to do to him, first.
Fawkes: I don't really know. The Official just said to bring him back to the labs.
Buffy: Labs?