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Oh the Insanity!
Chapter 2: Not dat Song!
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::heehee I'm baaaack::
gryf: NOOOO!!
dip: -_-;
::And now on to the insanity::
::It's morning and the four insane people just woke up. The Outers are still
asleep::
gryf: So, how do you think we can get home from here?
dip: Why would we want to go home?
Chi: Yeah, everything's so much more intresting here.
gryf: Do you WANT us to tell Haruka that you were spying on her and Michiru?
Chi: Eep...
dip: I didn't think so.
SSR: *pounding on door* Lemme in!
All: NO!
::SSR gives up::
dip: And what about him? Doesn't he have a show to host?
gryf: I guess so... Oh well, let's just enjoy ourselves. It's not everyday
that we get to meet the Supreme Kickers of Ass.
Chi: Enjoy...
dip and gryf: Not like that, Ecchi!
Chi: That's my name!
::Chibi-Ecchi is repediatly smacked and wacked by the girls::
dip: *settling down* So, what'll we do?
gryf: Follow them around, learn how to kick ass like they do.
Chi: *rubbing a bump on his head* And me?
dip: We paint a big bullseye on 'ya and use you for target practice! *evil grin*
::suddenly there is a scratching noise at the window::
Chi: WAAAAAGH!
dip: This can't be good.
gryf: Um, Dip, do you smell something?
dip: That stink...
::an ugly face appears in the window::
face: Fighting evil by moonlight...
all three: NOOOOOOO!!!
gryf: Chibi-Ecchi, go wakeup the Outers...
::CE runs upstairs::
gryf: ... Dippy, henshin yo!
dip: Bet you've always wanted to say that...
gryf: Gryfalcon Mystic Power, MAKE UP!!!!!!
dip: Dippy Crystal Power, MAKE UP!!
gryf: Hey Dip, I yelled mine louder then yours, see! Mine had more exclamation
thingies then yours!
dip: Shut up and do your intro!
gryf: Hunting those who anger me, Sailor Gryfalcon, the un-tamable queen!
dip: Um... I don't have an intro yet, but I'm Sailor Dippy!
gryf: *sweatdrops* Yeah, that'll strike fear in the heart of your enemy...
thing: Well I am Sailor Dubbie! The not-so-original Sailor Person!
Dub: and in the name of the--
g and d: asses.
dub: I will--
g and d: screw up anime.
dub: and triumph over--
g and d: nothing.
dub: and that means
g and d: fuck off!!!
dub: Don't swear!
gryf: *to Dippy* Yeah, don't swear, dammit!
dip: *bops Gryfalcon*
::Chibi-Ecchi comes running down the stairs, he sees Dubbie and runs back up::
Dub: And now I will cause you a little bit of harm with my Child-safe pretty septare!
dip: Child-safe?
Dub: Fluffy/pretty feathers tickle!
::pink feathers pop out of the wand, gryf and dip run, but the feathers follow::
SSR: Millionaire Money Cut!
::the attack traps each feather in a dollor bill::
Gryf: Regis!
Dip: I'm so happy to see you that I could kiss you... *makes a face* or not...
Dub: Aw poop!
::cherry blossoms flutter by::
Uranus: The star of the Heavens, Uranus, is my guardian. Soldier of Sky, Sailor Uranus!
Dip: Now it's time for a real ass-whoppin!
Dub: Don't swear, darn it!
Gryf: That's dammit, not darn it.
Neptune: Can we please continue with our introduction?
Dip: Go right ahead...
Neptune: The star of the sea, Neptune, is my guardian. Soldier of Embrace, Sailor Neptune!
Pluto: The star of time-space, Pluto, is my guardian. Soldier of Revolution, Sailor Pluto!
gryf: GO SETSUNA-SAMA!
dip: *falls over*
Saturn: The star of silence, Saturn, is my guardian. Soldier of Death and Rebirth, Sailor Saturn!
::Gryf and Dip clap like mad::
Dub: Well I am Saior Dub--
Gryf: Let's NOT go through that again! *Dip nods in agreement*
Dub: Okidoky... Because-I'm-so-stupid-I-can't-do-multiplication Power!
::Sailor Dubbie turns into 5 little Sailor Dubbies::
dubbies: We're Sailor Mini Dubbies! *sings* Fighting evil by moonlight...
SSR: You win! You win! Take the money! *runs away*
dubbies:...winning love by daylight!
Dip: FOR THE LOVE OF SUBTITLES! STOP IT!
Gryf: for the love of...subtitles...?
Dip: Don't yell at me, you wrote this!
dubbies: never running from a real fight...
Dip: *to the Outers* Hey, how 'bout each of you take one dubbie, and we take the other?
Pluto: We don't seem to have much of a choice.
Gryf: 3...2...
dubbies: she is the one named Sailor--
Gryf: NOW!!!
dub1: That's not the words... ::runs away as Uranus chases her with the space sword::
dub2: ::runs away::
dub3: ::runs away from Pluto and the BAK::
Dip: I guess this one's our victem.
Gryf: Dubbies, the other white meat...
Dub4: The terms "black" and "white" should not be used on a childrens TV show.
Dip: IT'S A COLOR!
Gryf: And this ain't no children's TV show.
Dub4: Yes, but..
Gryf: Die!
::The dubbie runs into the kitchen::
Dip: Kitchen... full of SHINY knives...
Gryf: Sharp knives...
::the dubbie jumps onto Dippy and pins her to the floor. She holds a butter knife to
Dippy's neck::
Dub4: One wrong move and Dippy here will--
Gryf: Die?
Dub4: NO! You're not allowed to die! She'll just go to the Negaverse
Dip: What the fuck's a Negaverse?
::presses the butter knife::
Dub4: I'll do it! I'd swear I would but it's bad to swear!
:: Bum Bum! Will Dippy get sent to the Whatsa-verse? Or can Gryfalcon Save her in time?
And where the hell did Chibi-Ecchi and Sailor Star Regis go? Tune in next time for the
latest installment of Oh the Insanity! ::
Oh the Insanity!
Chapter 2: Not dat Song!
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::heehee I'm baaaack::
gryf: NOOOO!!
dip: -_-;
::And now on to the insanity::
::It's morning and the four insane people just woke up. The Outers are still
asleep::
gryf: So, how do you think we can get home from here?
dip: Why would we want to go home?
Chi: Yeah, everything's so much more intresting here.
gryf: Do you WANT us to tell Haruka that you were spying on her and Michiru?
Chi: Eep...
dip: I didn't think so.
SSR: *pounding on door* Lemme in!
All: NO!
::SSR gives up::
dip: And what about him? Doesn't he have a show to host?
gryf: I guess so... Oh well, let's just enjoy ourselves. It's not everyday
that we get to meet the Supreme Kickers of Ass.
Chi: Enjoy...
dip and gryf: Not like that, Ecchi!
Chi: That's my name!
::Chibi-Ecchi is repediatly smacked and wacked by the girls::
dip: *settling down* So, what'll we do?
gryf: Follow them around, learn how to kick ass like they do.
Chi: *rubbing a bump on his head* And me?
dip: We paint a big bullseye on 'ya and use you for target practice! *evil grin*
::suddenly there is a scratching noise at the window::
Chi: WAAAAAGH!
dip: This can't be good.
gryf: Um, Dip, do you smell something?
dip: That stink...
::an ugly face appears in the window::
face: Fighting evil by moonlight...
all three: NOOOOOOO!!!
gryf: Chibi-Ecchi, go wakeup the Outers...
::CE runs upstairs::
gryf: ... Dippy, henshin yo!
dip: Bet you've always wanted to say that...
gryf: Gryfalcon Mystic Power, MAKE UP!!!!!!
dip: Dippy Crystal Power, MAKE UP!!
gryf: Hey Dip, I yelled mine louder then yours, see! Mine had more exclamation
thingies then yours!
dip: Shut up and do your intro!
gryf: Hunting those who anger me, Sailor Gryfalcon, the un-tamable queen!
dip: Um... I don't have an intro yet, but I'm Sailor Dippy!
gryf: *sweatdrops* Yeah, that'll strike fear in the heart of your enemy...
thing: Well I am Sailor Dubbie! The not-so-original Sailor Person!
Dub: and in the name of the--
g and d: asses.
dub: I will--
g and d: screw up anime.
dub: and triumph over--
g and d: nothing.
dub: and that means
g and d: fuck off!!!
dub: Don't swear!
gryf: *to Dippy* Yeah, don't swear, dammit!
dip: *bops Gryfalcon*
::Chibi-Ecchi comes running down the stairs, he sees Dubbie and runs back up::
Dub: And now I will cause you a little bit of harm with my Child-safe pretty septare!
dip: Child-safe?
Dub: Fluffy/pretty feathers tickle!
::pink feathers pop out of the wand, gryf and dip run, but the feathers follow::
SSR: Millionaire Money Cut!
::the attack traps each feather in a dollor bill::
Gryf: Regis!
Dip: I'm so happy to see you that I could kiss you... *makes a face* or not...
Dub: Aw poop!
::cherry blossoms flutter by::
Uranus: The star of the Heavens, Uranus, is my guardian. Soldier of Sky, Sailor Uranus!
Dip: Now it's time for a real ass-whoppin!
Dub: Don't swear, darn it!
Gryf: That's dammit, not darn it.
Neptune: Can we please continue with our introduction?
Dip: Go right ahead...
Neptune: The star of the sea, Neptune, is my guardian. Soldier of Embrace, Sailor Neptune!
Pluto: The star of time-space, Pluto, is my guardian. Soldier of Revolution, Sailor Pluto!
gryf: GO SETSUNA-SAMA!
dip: *falls over*
Saturn: The star of silence, Saturn, is my guardian. Soldier of Death and Rebirth, Sailor Saturn!
::Gryf and Dip clap like mad::
Dub: Well I am Saior Dub--
Gryf: Let's NOT go through that again! *Dip nods in agreement*
Dub: Okidoky... Because-I'm-so-stupid-I-can't-do-multiplication Power!
::Sailor Dubbie turns into 5 little Sailor Dubbies::
dubbies: We're Sailor Mini Dubbies! *sings* Fighting evil by moonlight...
SSR: You win! You win! Take the money! *runs away*
dubbies:...winning love by daylight!
Dip: FOR THE LOVE OF SUBTITLES! STOP IT!
Gryf: for the love of...subtitles...?
Dip: Don't yell at me, you wrote this!
dubbies: never running from a real fight...
Dip: *to the Outers* Hey, how 'bout each of you take one dubbie, and we take the other?
Pluto: We don't seem to have much of a choice.
Gryf: 3...2...
dubbies: she is the one named Sailor--
Gryf: NOW!!!
dub1: That's not the words... ::runs away as Uranus chases her with the space sword::
dub2: ::runs away::
dub3: ::runs away from Pluto and the BAK::
Dip: I guess this one's our victem.
Gryf: Dubbies, the other white meat...
Dub4: The terms "black" and "white" should not be used on a childrens TV show.
Dip: IT'S A COLOR!
Gryf: And this ain't no children's TV show.
Dub4: Yes, but..
Gryf: Die!
::The dubbie runs into the kitchen::
Dip: Kitchen... full of SHINY knives...
Gryf: Sharp knives...
::the dubbie jumps onto Dippy and pins her to the floor. She holds a butter knife to
Dippy's neck::
Dub4: One wrong move and Dippy here will--
Gryf: Die?
Dub4: NO! You're not allowed to die! She'll just go to the Negaverse
Dip: What the fuck's a Negaverse?
::presses the butter knife::
Dub4: I'll do it! I'd swear I would but it's bad to swear!
:: Bum Bum! Will Dippy get sent to the Whatsa-verse? Or can Gryfalcon Save her in time?
And where the hell did Chibi-Ecchi and Sailor Star Regis go? Tune in next time for the
latest installment of Oh the Insanity! ::