THE SURVIVORS: a survivor fic
by: Chiri-chan
warnings: hmm, yaoi hinting sometimes, I don't think in the first chapter....Relena, miaka, and pikachu bashing will ALWAYS be in this fic!!!! and a reminder, Chiri, Minako, Dilly, Quistis, Fujin, and Mango are ALL REAL PEOPLE!!!! so no thinking otherwise.....maybe.
series the people are from:
Final Fantasy8&9, Fushigi Yuugi, Trigun, Weiss Kreuz, GundamW, Pokemon, Card Captor Sakura, DBZ, and Ayashi no ceres.
the stranded people.....and their ONE luxury item!!!
"NO DA" clan
Chiri-chan her chiri-neko kitty
Minako Ryo-ohki
Chichiri Karaoke machine
Vivi Black Waltz no.3 doll (it talks and spouts FIRE!)
Ken Soccer ball
Vash Kuronekosama
Tasuki Sake
Zechs Collection of space rocks
Kenshin Handcuffs
Miaka Jeweled pic of tamahome
"GLOMP" clan
Dilly-chan Magic wand
Quistis VODKA
Quatre tea set
Suboshi yoyos
Omi pink hat
Seifer thongs( in black, blue, silver, silver stripes, silver stars, and TASSLES!)
Trunks hair dye (in lavender)
Syoaran Li hentai CDs
Relena Sexy lingerie for Aya
Aya A copy of the fanfic "the death of Relena-bitch"
"RAGE" clan
Fujin Tumble mats
Mango CD player
Yuuhi Chopsticks
Piccolo spandex
Farfie knives
Duo SD doll of deathscythe
Zell TV w/ workout videos
Yohji Playboy magazines
Wufei "Nataku"
Pikachu Ketchup
now, on to the story!!!!
(we pan out to see 3 boats hitting shore on different parts of the isle)
"NO DA" clan
"Yay!" shouted Chiri-chan, jumping onto the shore. "I can't believe I actually get to be stranded on an island with all these yummy bishies!!!"
She didn't bother to notice the 10 people behind her groaning. ViVi walked up to Chiri, holding his burnt doll, and stood there. "Did those people leave us here to die?"
"NO!" cried Chiri, holding her bish-in-training to her chest.
Minako sidled up to two of the hunky guys, and jumped in the middle. "Tasuki! Zechs! how ya doin!!" purred minako, putting her hand *Somewhere* on Zechs.
"EEP!" yelled Zechs, diving behind a rock. "AGH!" screamed Tasuki, running behind Vash.
Vash strutted up to Minako, and sternly said, "...........Can I have your phone number?" Minako blushed, and was already jotting it down, when a very scary sound echoed through the camp.
"just WHAT do you think you're doing, MINAKO?!?!?" yelled chiri, her and her cat stomping menacingly over. Chiri-neko was hissing loudly, and giving kuroneko sama a huge glare, considering he was cuddling up to Ryo-ohki.
"Vash! you said you only loved ME!!" shouted Chiri, looking about ready to cry. "Well," Vash stuttered, "I thought this was an island free-for-all....seeing as how many of us there are...."
Chiri-chan just shook her head. "Hoo boy, this is gonna be interesting," said chiri, looking at Vivi and Chichiri fighting over the karaoke machine.
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"GLOMP" clan
*glomp* "There she goes again..." said Trunks, watching Quistis glomp Seifer.
"You'd think she'd get tired of doing that..." said Aya back, watching Quistis fly off of seifer, and land on Relena, trying to wring her neck.
*glomp* "There goes another one..." said Suboshi, seeing Quistis glomping Li.
"and another..." said Seifer, seeing Dilly-chan glomping Quatre, making him choke on his tea.
*GLOMP*
"*sigh* This is gonna be a long month..." said Omi, donning his pink hat. This, of course, directly led to Dilly spotting him, and was immediately glomped.
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"RAGE" clan
"Piccolo!" yelled fujin, walking around searching for her *love*.
"How can you fly when you're blindfolded?!?"
Piccolo just flew, winding through trees above everyone's heads, and far away from Fujin's grasp.
"I know where I'm going, woman! Don't lecture me!"
"PICCOLO! WATCH OUT!" yelled Fujin, shielding her eyes.
"WHAT, WOMAN?!?!" yelled Piccolo, lifting one eye out of the blind fold.
And was roughly smacked by a tree.
"hmmph," aid Wufei, seemingly stroking air next to his shoulder, "If he hadn't listened to that baka onna he'd be fine! INJUSTICE!"
"umm," said Zell, "What are you doing Wufei?"
Wufei gave Zell a nice deathglare. "I'm feeding NATAKU!! You baka onnas..." mumbled Wufei, walking off and talking to his shoulder about weaklings.
Mango was sitting off in a corner, trying to stay away from Farfie, who was giving her evil glares of death, and holding his knives up in an *EVIL* way.
::PLEASE!!! let me get off this island alive!!!! why did I ever agree to this??!?:: thought Mango, as she creeped further into the bushes, away from the glinting knife.
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END DAY ONE, START DAY TWO!
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well, is it ok for now?!?!? sorry to the person that I got the idea from, I just HAD to use the 'nataku' defense!!!!! plus, I really am not copying you!! I'm making mine as much creative as I can!!!! C&C please!!!! it helps me to think!!!!!