MY NAME IS

Chorus: repeat 2X

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Lady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Lady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the specials
for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me go to a peace conference and cause maximum carnage? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
stalk Treize and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
Say what you will,
I know i'm mentally ill
but I can't figure out who Treize wants me to kill (Ummmm..)
And Mr. Treize said, "Slim Lady, be more graceful!"
Uh-uhhh! "but battle would be wasteful. Man you wasted!"
Well since joinin' Oz, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause His Excellency is hot, and i start to melt.
Got pissed off and blew Relena's dad away
Don't guilt trip me, he wasn't really her dad anyway.
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere dude! (Lady, wait a minute, that's my man, bitch!)
I don't give a fuck, Treize sent me to piss the world off!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Lady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Lady

this one time Nichol asked me out on a hot date
I mighta gone, if Trowa hadn't blown up the Vayeate.
Got stuck dealing with the a-hole's on barge,
livin' large
runnin the show on spacefortress barge.
Walked into the lunar base, total about-face
freed the gundam pilots, from some geriatric asshole.
sometime after getting shot i escaped from charter pines
hotwired wing gundam while they screamin at me:
"PLEASE GET HELP SOMEWHERE!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out Zechs takes more Prozac than I do (Damn!)
I told them I'd grow up to be a trained assasin
Kill Treize's political enemies, thanks for asking.
You know you're a dope politician when you can preach about peace
and protectin colonies, then go back and mercilessly kill your enemies.
This Oz guy on Barge asked for my autograph
(Colonel, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Lady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Lady


Stop the tape! This chick needs to be locked away! (Get her!)
Dr. J, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to fly? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't gotten laid in years, and unless you're Mr. Treize, i dont wanna try.
(Whoops!) just tossed a guy out of a plane
he was a pain, I put a bullet in his brain (Oww)
people say i'm psyco wif' my split personality
who the hell cares, i heard Treize finds it sexy. (WAH?)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see WuFei? (Yeah?)
Tell him he comes off as bein really gay.

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Lady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Lady