ok, here's chapter two!! onto more insanity!!
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DAY TWO
"EFEE!!!! yelled Chiri-chan, running around camp, then finally collapsing in the surf face down.
Minako just sighed. "Can't blame her...I'd act like that too if I'd left my CDs home."
"EFEE!" yelled Chiri again, and slobbering on ken.
"AGH!! rabid fan girl! HELP ME, AYA!" screamed Ken, hopping into Vash's arms.
"Damn you, ken! for the last time, just because I wear RED does not mean I'm AYA!!" yelled Vash, throwing ken into Chiri's arms.
"EFE......Ken?" said Chiri, holding a huge shivering bishounen in her arms.
"DON'T EAT ME!" screamed Ken, holding his head.
"boy, ken's a paranoid nutcase...," said Tasuki, then looking over at the karaoke bar him and Kenshin had built.
Chichiri had a lot of his clothes off, and was obviously drunk, considering he was STILL stripping. He was also on top of the bar singing loudly, but nobody minded that much.
(he has a DEAD SEXY voice! Japanese one, that is!)
Chiri and Minako were happily watching, and Miaka was alone in a corner, fawning over her picture, and every once in a while, mumbling "Tamahome...."
"hey, Miaka! If you don't stop staring at that picture, I'm gonna burn it!! it's giving me brain damage!" yelled Tasuki, holding his tessen up menacingly.
"Why would you do that,Tasuki? I'm Suzaku no miko! you can't hurt me!"
"I wasn't GOING to hurt you! Just that dumb picture!!" yelled Tasuki, bonking her on the head.
"LEAVE HER ALONE, TASUKI!" yelled Minako, grabbing Tasuki's trench coat, and dragging him away from the babbling idiot known as Miaka.
"but why?" sputtered Tasuki, looking back regretfully at the evil picture.
"If she stares at that pic, then she'll leave all of us alone!" stated Chiri, then glomping onto Vivi, "and that means she'll leave all you bishies to us!"
But as Chiri squeezed Vivi, he accidentally set the pic on fire.
"NOOOOO!" shouted Miaka, clutching the ashes.
"you know what, Vivi?" asked Chiri.
"what?"
"I LOVE YOU! You brought miaka PAIN!!!!" she squealed as she glomped him once more.
"awww...I just wanted to do something evil for once...besides, it wasn't my idea, it was Black Waltz no.3's!" said Vivi, holding up his doll, which was grinning evilly.
"ooooook......Hey, Miaka! What do you think you're doing?!" yelled minako, seeing miaka stalking towards Kenshin's back.
"Miaka was constantly mumbling to herself, "If I can't have Tamahome anymore, then I'll go for this hunky guy!" and with that, glomped onto Kenshin.
"ORO?!?!?" yelled Kenshin, "is that you, chiri-dono?"
"Chiri? of course not, love stud! it's me, your true love, Miaka!" she said, snuggling closer to him.
"Miaka? ORO!!" yelled Kenshin, whipping out his sword (not THAT sword, you hentais!!), and wapping Miaka in the stomach.
"WOOHOO!!!" shouted chichiri, "but why just knock the air out of her no da? why not death na no da?"
"you know I don't like hurting people de gozaru..."
"Fine, I'll do it!" shouted ken, and slashed his bugnuks down upon the evil one.
"GLOMP" clan
*GLOMP* "would you STOP that?!?" yelled Relena, mad that she wasn't getting in on the glomping action with Aya.
"why stop?" yelled back Quistis, hitting Relena in the face.
"Yeah!" yelled Dilly-chan, kicking her ribs, then glomping onto suboshi.
"Somebody help meeeee..." said Suboshi, running out of air.
"I'll help!" shouted Trunks, and picked up Omi. Omi, who didn't know what was going on, just slumped like a little kitty with a pink hat on.
"Hey, Dilly-chan!" yelled Trunks, getting both Dilly and Quistis' attention, and proceeded to throw Omi into the bushes. "Go fetch the effeminate bishie!"
"Omi! PINK HAT!" yelled Dilly, diving into the bushes after Omi.
"Well, my job's done here..." said Trunks, and prepared to go for a fly trip, but found he was rooted to the ground by a glomping Quistis.
"TRUNKS!!" yelled Quistis, hoolding on tighter.
"ARGGH!" yelled Trunks, trying to get Quistis off him, but was failing miserably.
Sure, he was super strong, but nothing can pry off a glomping fangirl.
"Please?" asked Trunks, losing conciousness, "can you stop?"
"Stop?" asked Quistis, looking up at him in confusement, "sure! why didn't you say so in the first place!"
"Quistis let go of Trunks; who fell to the ground and slowly crawled away; and set off in search of Seifer. Quistis looked around, but all she saw was Li and Aya reading a fanfic, and bursting into laughter.
"WAHHH! I can't find my sexy thonged man!" wailed Quistis, falling to the sand.
Dilly-chan went up to Quistis, and patted her chibified head.
"It's alright Quistie... just go after Li!"
"Quistis popped right back up and said, "OH YEAH!" and proceeded to glomp Li.
"Wha?!" shouted Li, seeing a MUCH older woman glomping him, and got a nosebleed.
Unfortunately, they didn't see Relena sneaking up on Aya, and before they knew it, had Glomped onto him, and was frenching the poor bishie like there was no tomorrow.
"*GASP* How dare you, Bitch! Get off my man!" yelled Quistis, getting off Li, and punching Relena in the back of the head.
"Ow!" yelled Relana, turning on Quistis, "How dare you interrupt our lovemaking!"
and with that, Relena ACTUALLY punched Qujistis in the stomach!
Aya gasped, and picked up Quistis, while Relena smirked over the gasping woman.
Onnce Aya had depostied her on a soft patch of grass, he truned to Relena, eyes smoldering.
"she was nothing in our plans, darling! let's leave this island and make little red-headed pacifists!" squealed Relena, grabbing Aya's arm forcefully.
"you hurt Quistis..." said Aya in a low voice.
"What?" said relena, letting go.
"You hurt Quistis..." aya was chanting over and over, and you could see his hand moving for his katana.
"Aya? what's wrong with you? Did she make you do 'strange things' to her?" asked Relena, obviously not getting what was going on.
Aya pulled out his katana at this, and started slashing at thin air, not looking where he was going. He lifted one eye, and saw a huddling Relena, so he thought it best to start thwacking in that direction.
"SHINE SHINE SHINE!!!!" yelled Aya, finally hitting relena, and cutting huge gashes on her arms and legs.
"Aya! STOP!" Shouted dilly-chan, finally seeing what was going on.
"WHY?!?!" yelled both Quistis and Aya, l0ooking at Dilly-chan like she was insane.
"I want a crack at her too!!!!!" Cackled Dilly, screaming insanely, and brandishing Omi's darts in her hands. "DIE, Relena-bitch!" she shouted, throwing darts into Relena's already open wounds.
"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"RAGE" clan
"ONNA!" yelled both Wufei and Piccolo, watching Fujin eat all the Oreos.
"Injustice! Why are you eating all the rations?" inquired Wufei, failing to grab the last Oreo out of her grasp.
"Because I know you'll find more if I eat them all!" beamed Fujin, then glomping onto Piccolo and putting hands everywhere.
"STOP! Stop it, onna!" shouted piccolo, grabbing her arms, and putting them onto Pikachu.
"Awwwwww, how cute!" said Fujin, but got a very nasty shock from the piss-yellow rodent.
"AGH! DIE! DIE RODENT!!" Screamed Fujin, using her tumble mats to beat Pikachu senseless.
"Pi....ka...." gasped Pikachu, and fell to the ground unconcious.
Farfie looked at the carnage being made by Fujin. "Hmmm, she makes God cry.... my kinda woman!!" said Farfie, and groped fujin from behind.
"AHH!! Why don't you do that to Mango-chan?!"
"She doesn't hurt God like you do." stated Farfie matter-of-factly.
"................" said fujin, then turned her head and shouted, "Hey, Duo!"
"duo popped his head out of the sand, and said. "Yes, Fujin?"
"I want you to get him off me before I REALLY make God hurt... by kicking his ASS!"
"I dunno, the way he holds that knife... hye might get my braid!"
"Well, then stuff your braid in your hat!" shouted Fujin, and dragged duo onto Farfie.
"Die, happy Creation of God!!!"
"Die by the hands of Shinigami, you misinformed freak!!" shouted both at eachother, then launched into a grand free-for-all, while Fujin walked off with Zell, talking about how dumb underlings can be.
Yohji stood and watched the two, then just sighed and layed next to Mango's bikini clad form, who was sleeping peacefully.
"manog-chan, hey koi, wake up." soothed Yohji, trying to get mango to show signs of life.
"huh?" said mango, opening her eyes, and realised she wa staring u-p at a really cute cute guy's face.
"AHHHH! HENTAI!!!!" yelled Mango, realising that yohji wasn't standing over her, he was laying ON TOP of her!
"what's wrong, sugar plum?" asked Yohji, looking slightly put out.
"YOHJI!!!!!" squealed Fujin, realising he wasn't left on the boat, and ran into a full-on glompage.
"I thought you were dead!" cried fujin, cradling herself in Yohji's arms.
"Oh, come on, you know a little water can't hurt me! my hair on the other hand..." said Yohji, pulling at his knotting frazzled hair.
and they embraced in the fading sunset.
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END DAY TWO, START DAY THREE!!!
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so how's it going so far? I hope you people like the story, and continue reading it! C&C please!