ok, here's the next part, which a lot of you have soooooo patiently been waiting for!!! thank yous go out to all my friends, who gave me inspirations for this chapter!!!! and Dilly, Quistis, Fujin, I just know we're gonna have a round of strip mao over the summer!!!
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DAY THREE!!!!!
"NO DA" CLAN
:we leave off where Ken-Ken was about to kill the evil annoyance known as Miaka.::
"Die, evil spawn of peaceful television!" yelled Ken, swinging his hand down upon Miaka's face, and met.....nothing?!?!
Everyone looked around, and was amazed at the incredible speed of a bishoujo kitty. Chiri-neko was holding Miaka protectively in her arms, and was giving death glares to everyone.
"Nyaa?" asked Kuronekosama, mad he wasn't eating pacifist for dinner tonight.
"ROWR!!!!" yelled Chiri-neko and everyone sweatdropped.
"Ummm, everyone stay back..." warned Chiri-chan, hiding into Chichiri's arms.
"Watch out no da!" Chichiri shouted as he disappeared inside his kasa with Chiri.
*SPLAT*
What used to be Miaka's leg was nothing more than a burnt bone.
"purrrr...." Chiri-neko curled around Minako's ankle.
"AHH! DEMON CAT!" shouted Minako, jumping into Zech's arms.
"HISS!" shouted out the neko, getting fired up again, but Vash picked her up, and calmed her down.
"It's ok, she really didn't mean it. You just scared her!" soothed Vash, petting the neko's head.
"Ummmm, yeah! I love you, Chiri-neko!" cautiously said Minako, glancing over at the unconscious Miaka, Who Kenken was now cutting deep gashes into.
"Heheh..... shi ne..."muttered Ken, cutting into Miaka's arm.
"Has Ken-san gone insane?" asked Vivi, tilting his head to one side.
"It's nothing to be worried about Vivi-dono...," said Kenshin, putting a reassuring hand on Vivi's shoulder, "every one wants to kill that bitch de gozaru."
"oh... ok!" said Vivi, casting a lightning spell, and frying miaka, unfortunately hitting Ken too.... considering he was waving his metal bugnuks around everywhere.
"Hey, where'd Tasuki go?" asked Minako, reluctantly getting out of Zech's arms.
"and where's my black waltz no.3 doll?" asked Vivi, on the verge of tears. He'd gotten that doll on his honeymoon night with Quina, and he wasn't about to lose it.... it was the only thing he got out of the divorce.
"MWAHAHA! Moero! Moero!" came a shout from the bushes. (translation..BURN BURN!)
"Dilandau?" squealed Chiri, frantically searching everywhere.
"Nope, it's just Tasuki no da." said Chichiri, pushing open the bushes. There sat a barely clothed Tasuki, drinking sake, and feeding it to the missing doll.
"ok, mister dollie! I lost that round, but if you lose, you gotta take off ur huge POINTEE hat thingie!!" giggled Tasuki like a school girl, and pouring the bottle down the smiling doll's mouth.
"NO!! Tasuki, NO!" shouted Chiri, Minako, and Vivi; but it was too late.
The doll burped up fire; and Tasuki was reduced to a pile of ashes.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Screamed Minako, clutching the ashes to her face. Then she realized what she was doing. "EWWW!!! I have tasuki prints all over me!" yelled minako, dusting herself off.
"Don't move the ashes!" yelled Vivi, reaching for his staff.
"Why?" sniffled minako.
"Watch!" said Vivi, then started moving his stick in a circular patter, then jumped up off the ground, and shouted, "Full-life!"
Tasuki appeared out of the ashes, and there was much rejoicing. (minna: YAY!)
"well, with that done, let's go to tribal council!" said Chiri, and hopped onto Vash, asking to be carried.
"GLOMP" CLAN
"guys, ladies, please!" We shouldn't be fighting at all!!" shouted Quatre above the tangled mass of limbs. Dilly and Quistis had been engaged in a fierce battle of Strip Mao, until someone started throwing accusations.
*TEN MINUTES EARLIER*
"Quistis... the point of the game is to WIN." muttered Aya, holding onto his last remaining pieces of clothing: A sweater, and boxers.
"Yeah, Dilly-san! The other person's supposed to lose! that way your partner doesn't lose any clothes!" wailed Omi, having only his pink hat left, which luckily he was using to cover his bare necessities.
"Aya...strip...must watch." chanted Relena, obviously worse off than the last chapter. It looked like Dilly-chan had broken an arm off, and cut up Relena real bad; Not that Quistis' whip marks weren't evident on relena's sunburned and blistered backside.
"BACK, Evil demon!" shouted Dilly, putting down her cards, and brandishing her bow and arrows from her wand.
Relena, still not wanting more pain, slowly crept back in the shadows; watching from a distance, and muttering curses.
"That's better!" cackled Quistis, and drew another card from the pile.
"anou... you have 3 clubs already...you could play one." pointed out Syaoran.
"Shut up Syaoran! It's a little thing called STRATEGY!! Now stop giving away what I have to Dilly-chan! I'm sure Aya *coughandDillycough* want me to win!" prodded Quistis, picking up Syaoran and throwing him into the surf.
"Hurry and put that ace down, Dilly-san!" said Omi, shivering from the cool surf's breeze.
"Shush, precious, I must not. That's what they're expecting, see? I shall play... hey! it appears I have no suitable cards to put down!" faked Dilly with mock innocence, eliciting groans from everyone, "I'll hafta draw one then!"
"Dilly-chan, you little cheat! drawing cards when you clearly have one you can play!" growled Quistis, pulling out her whip.
"oh? and what about you, with your three clubs?!?" sneered Dilly, once more pulling out her wand, it transfiguring into a bow and arrow once more.
and thus the brawl began.
*BACK TO PRESENT*
"C'mon, we can't be fighting! we hafta go to tribal council!" wailed Quatre, seeing this was getting him no where.
Taking one more look at the mass of limbs, and fighting equipment, he sighed and started walking a little ways away.
"Alright, if you're gonna act that way, I'll hafta do something drastic!"
Quatre stopped walking once he was out of the girl's way, and let out a yell, becoming *Evil music plays*
INSANE QUATRE!!!!
"HEEHEEHEE!!!" squealed Quatre, grabbing everyone's attention.
"RUN!!!" screamed Dilly, who was picked up right after by a frightened Suboshi, and carried off into the trees. Trunks flew away with Quistis, and Syaoran was still stuck in the current. Aya hadn't been seen for a while though... and Seifer was staring down a Quatre about to tear Relena to shreds.
"Please, have mercy...." whimpered Relena, backing farther into the bushes, and clutching her stub of an arm.
"Quatre, leave the huddled mass alone! your fight is with me!" shouted Seifer.
Quatre turned to look at the man in the trench coat and blue speedo thong, and said, "yessssss...it IS!"
Quatre advanced onto Seifer (not like that, you HENTAIS!), but Seifer pulled something out of his trenchcoat. (not that EITHER! *thwap* bad bad hentais....)
"Tro-bear!" squealed Quatre, hurtling himself towards the pic Seifer had taken out. It appeared to be a pic of Trowa bending over to get something out of the fridge. Quatre seemed to be like his normal self again from seeing this pic, thank the gods.
"It seems I have saved the day! ne, princess?" asked Seifer, looking up at a hovering Trunks and Quistis.
Quistis blushed, and leaped outta Trunks' arms, saying, "ummm, YAY! SEIFER!" falling into his arms gracefully.
"Shouldn't we get going to the tribal council right about now?" asked Suboshi, now more than a little afraid of the peaceful blonde.
"sure!" said Dilly, glomping onto him again as they walked off to the meeting place.
"ugh....." *GLOMP*
"RAGE" CLAN
"SHHH!!!" we don't wanna wake up the others!!" whispered Fujin, then smirking, "yet!"
"WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS, ONNA?!?!" shouted piccolo, but was roughly smacked in the back of the head by Zell.
"don't ask questions!" snapped Zell, kicking piccolo for good measure, "Now let's set this up for Fujin, that way she'll be happy, and won't make us do something else for a while!"
"ok, fine......hyper kid.... but why did she dress us up in Spandex? and purple no less?" muttered Piccolo, pulling at the clingy fabric in disgust.
"hey, just cuz you don't like your color of clothing doesn't mean you should badmouth spandex!" retorted Zell, happily prancing in his dark blue spandexed cloth.
"fine... you onna in disguise..." mumbled Piccolo, flying over to the area Fujin had laid down her tumble mats.
"now.... HEY ZELL!!! hurry up and bring your tape!" semi-yelled Fujin, grabbing the tape from Zell's hands, and popping it into the tv that had appeared.
"NOOO!!! You never said we were gonna do this!!!!" screamed Zell, about to run, but found he was chained to his tumble mat. "No prob! I can break chains easy!!" and proceeded to whack them, but only got some bruises on his knuckles.
"umm, hate to burst ur bubble, but those are made out of gundamium." pointed out piccolo, sporting his own pair that had somehow gotten on.
"DAMMIT!" Zell sat on the mat, "OK, I'll do it! but only if I get to make out with fujin for ten straight minutes later!"
"DEAL!!!!" Squealed Fujin, raising the volume of the tape to maximum. ::If this doesn't wake up everyone, I don't know what will!::
"EVERYONE GET READY FOR BUNS OF STEEL!!!!!!" screamed out the tape.
Every head of the entire clan campsite popped up, and screamed; they all ran, jumping into the sea.
"hmm, it's not THAT bad is it?" asked Fujin, but noticed a pile of broken chains on the ground. "hmmm? how'd that happen?" she just shrugged it off and went off into the trees to look for piccolo.
"is she gone?" asked Duo, his hair out of it's customary braid, and sticking around his body.
"yeah, she's......." Mango took in the sight of the drool-worthy bishounen, and new glomping type feelings started to sprout.
"umm, Mango, you ok?" asked yohji, waving his hand in front of her eyes.
"DUO!!!!!" cried Mango, running and glomping full-force onto Duo, snuggling up to his chest.
"She's become one of THEM!!!! NOOOO!!" screamed Duo, trying to pull her off of him.
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"pika?" Pikachu looked at Farfie.
"god must hurt..." Farfie looked at Pikachu.
a new unspoken rivalry had started.
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"Fujin? Where are you??! I'm sorry I ran away when the 80's workout music came on!!!" yelled Zell, trying to find out where she had gone.
"the onna went that way, weakling." stated Wufei, pointing at the hot springs.
"I didn't know we had a hot springs...." said Zell.
"of course we do. that's where yuuhi spends all his time. haven't you noticed that he's rarely in the plotline?!"
"yes... but I thought he was just pining for Chiri. you know he wanted to be picked in her group." said Zell, heading off to the springs.
"Baka onnas... AND WHERE'S MY DAMN OREOS, NATAKU?!?" yelled Wufei, picking up a rock. he started hitting it with his fist, screaming about how it shouldn't make cheese from snow, and other crazy talk.
"Fujin?" asked Zell, looking around the springs.
".......yes?"
"are you ok??"
Fujin beamed, "OF COURSE I'm ok!!!! I have this place!!!" she motioned to all the nakie bishies in the hot springs with her.
(fangirls, we KNOW you want to be there.)
"but.... it's getting dark...."
"so?!?!"
"tribal council...."
"DAMN!!! I forgot!! wait.... that means I can see Vash from the no da team!!!!! YESSSS!!! we are going!!!!" screamed Fujin, jumping out of the springs, and making a mad dash for clothing.
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"WIIL NO ONE HELP ME?!?!" screams Duo out into the night air, still being glomped by Mango
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TBC