???:Hey Rei, wake up! Or else you'll miss our faboulus trip to... somewhere..
Rei:*Wakes up* Huh? Wha? And you are..?
???:WHAT?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?!!
Rei:No, person..
???:Well.. I AM THE GREAT SEPHY POO!!!
Rei:*Rolls around on the bed laughing* HAHAHAHA!
Sephy poo:What's so funny?
Rei:*Stops laughing and looks at him with a confused look* You don't know? You said *Says in a dark insane voice* 'I AM THE GREAT SEPHY POO!!' That's what you said.. And I never thought I would hear that from the so called God Sephiroth..
Sephy:I didn't say that!
Rei:Whatever dude! I'm outta here! *Looks around* Uhm.. Drunk Dude.. Where AM I?!
Sephy:I'll only tell you that if you kiss me..
Rei:ok! *Punches Sephy* There.. Will you tell me now?
Sephy:No..
Rei:*Grabs his Masamune* WIll you tell me now?
Sephy:No..
Rei:Fine!*Walks away with his Masamune*
Sephy:*Runs to her that's like 2 feet away from him. Gasping* W.. Wa.. Wai.. Wait..
Rei:*Blinks but keeps on going* What do you want?
Sephy:My teletubbie underwear!
Rei:*Looking at his Masamune and sees the teletubbie underwear* O.O;; AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Throws the Masamune down into a lake then runs to Rocket Town and accidently bumps into Cid* ")¤/?¤"&?&"!=¤%"!=!"¤¤"!? DAMNIT!
Cid:HEY! No one cusses more than I do in this "=¤/?"?&"!¤!"&½?&"¤?"¤&¤ town!
Rei:Whatever, Cid! Now I hope Sephy will leave me alone!
Cid:Sephy? WHO THE "=/`¤"/¤"?!&"¤"#¤ ARE YOU?! AND HOW DID I KNOW THAT... WHATEVER!
Rei:*Blinks* Right..
Cid:Uhm.. How the ?"/¤?`"&¤ did you know my name?! And who the "=¤"?¤& are you?
Rei:I knew your name cuz you're in a game and I'm Rei the one who cusses more than you!
Cid:"!?¤"/`"%%***"¤"&=¤"¤¤ NO ONE CUSSES MORE THAN ME!!!
Rei:Oh yeah? Well then.. Let's have a contest.
The contest begins
Cid:"¤=)="%"=""#!=%"=¤*"¤="^"*"¤?""/!"!?`¤"¤""¤&"¤`"?¤&"¤!*"P"¤="!#"!!"??&¤!"¤¤?"%&"¤#!¤"
Rei:"¤/"==!¤¤"?¤?%#&#"¤""?#**^¤"¤")"(¤#="&)¤=%^*¤=¤((¤^*^)/=&#="?¤?"&?¤)#="¤?/#%?%#?="?"¤/=#%&#%&"¤^**^??(¤¤"&?&%#()%#&)?&%#?#%&(%&#?%#&(%#&&%/)(%#=&%##?%&=%#^*^*^^#=#"="¤?/%?^*??`?#=#??&?#%
Cid:O.O; wow... You can cuss more than me! I think I just..
Rei:*Smacks him* Don't even say it.
The rest of the gang shows up
Cloud:What happened here? And who the hell are you?!*Looks at Rei*
Rei:*Looks down at Cid* Ask him.. He knows everything.
Sephy:There you are! I thought I lost you! *Giggles like a lil' school girl and hops over to Rei to huggle her*
Rei:WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Runs and hides behind Noah*
Noah:What's going on here? And why are you hiding behind me, Rei?
Rei:Sephy.. He.. Scares me.... X.x x.X
Noah:-.- Ooohh!
Sephy:*Grabs Rei and huggles her*I thought I would never see you again!
Rei:WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! X.x x.X
Noah:*Pushes Sephy away*There
Rei:*Breaths heavily*Thanks Noah.. *Huggles him*
Noah:X.x x.X NNNOOOO!!! I thought I wouldn't have to go through this!
Tifa:Uhm.. So.. Rei.. Where are you from?
Rei:Me and Noah is from this place called Earth!
Red:EARTH! IT'S MY HOME!!!
Noah:No, Red... It's OUR home.. Your home is in Cosmo Canyon..
Red:Oh yeah..
Sephy:IT's MY HOME!!!!
Rei:NO IT'S ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!*Slaps him then huggles Noah again*
Sephy:Oww.. WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Noah:*Huggles back* I think I start to like you, Rei.
Aeris:*Blinks*What about to go to a bar and get drunk then party?
FF7 Gang:YEAH!!!!
Noah&Rei:Right...
The Bar
Cid:I'm just telling ya! She cussed *hic* ALOT more than me!! It's incredible!!
Cloud:*Hic* YEAH! She's...*passes out*
Aeris:Y'know Tifa.. I've always liked... This.. Drink..
Tifa:Uhm.. Aeris.. You don't even drink!
Aeris:Oh.. Right..
Rei:Uhm.. What about going to.. somewhere else?
Noah:Yeah.. Lets go to Tiny Bronco..
Rei:Sure!*Walks out with Noah from the bar and to Cid's house*
Cid:Did someone say Tiny Bronco???
Barret:Yeah, that Rei girl and her friend Noah was gonna go to it..
Cid:Oh, if it's her it'll be fine. *hic*
Barret:Maybe she'd go there cuz she likes ya, Cid!
Cid:Who dares say that the one I love loves me back?! How low can you go?
Sephy:Can I come?
Cid:NO YOU CAN'T!!! "=/¤?"%&#¤%*
Sephy:Why is my name-
Red:Sephy! Shut up! We don't care about your name!!
Cid's house
Rei:Noah.. Who's that?*Points to some dude*
Noah:That's Luke Skywalker..
Rei:WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN MY FANFIC?!*Walks over to him*
Luke:Hi, person.
Rei:WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY FANFIC?!!!*Slaps him*
Luke:Oww! Wanna taste the LightSaber?? *Takes out his lightsaber and turns it on.. Nothing happens* WHAT THE F*CK?! *Looks at it and the LightSaber turns on. The light hits his eyes*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noah:Rei, Wanna help me push him down the cliff?
Rei:HELL YEAH!
Noah:Alright!
Rei and Noah goes up behind Luke and pushes him down the cliff
Luke:WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT NOW I'LL NEVER SEE THE LAST EPISODE OF POKEMON!!!!*Splashes down into the ground*
Rei and Noah high fives
The end... Yep, I know it's weird..