by: Jade14
Okay, you could believe Tori's part of the story, if you were also a crazed Noah Wyle fan who pops little blue pills to keep awake and look at pic of him all night long. I think its safe to assume you are not. And for your information, I only had *one* super cappachino. Im jsu a cheap date, and get drunk quickly. Okay... back to the story.
So we were standing there, ILoveMalucci with her camera rolling, in front of Trauma one. 'Sexy thing' had just stopped playing, and we could hear cheering as 'YMCA' started up.
"OMG." I said.
"But...but that's our fic!" ILoveMalucci said, almost dropping our camera.
"No shit Sherlock." Tori said, popping another pill. I took her by the neak and started to shake her.
"Do you know what this means!" Tori just looked at me. ILoveMalucci said:
" ER IS REAL!!!" Tori rolled her eyes.
" It is not." I looked at her.
" Then why are Erik Palladino and Noah Wyle rollerskating on a disco floor in Trauma two?"
" Whoa! You can see that too?"
" Snap out of it Tori!" I shouted. All of the sudden, 'Bad Medicine' by Bon Jovi started playing. Tori fell to her knees and screamed.
" Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" ILoveMalucci and I skipped into the Gay Bar as if in a trance, and started moshing to 'Bad Medicine'.
" GIRL YOUR LOVE IS LIKE BAD MEDICINE! BAD MEDICINE TO CURE MY DESIEASE!" I was spinning around and moshing when suddenly I found yself in the arms of That Evil Frank Guy.
" Hey baby." He said. " New in town?"
" EEeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!" I screamed in horror and ran out of the Gay Bar. Tori caught me halfway out. She had earplugs in her ears to keep the transfixing Bon Jovi music out.
" What happened?" she asked.
" Oh Tori it was so awful! That Evil Frank Guy touched me and... OMG!!!"
" What?" I looked back at the Gay Bar and said quietly:
" ILoveMalucci is still in there!"
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