Body Dude, No-Doze saved my life. How else could I stay up to the wee hours of the morning, downloading pictures of the sexy Man-God Noah. Mmmmmm…sweet, sweet Noah. Ghahghghgl…*wipes drool* Ahem, oh yeah, story….


So Kovacsgirl arrived just in time to see Yosh pop out of a large cake, with nothing on but a sash that said 'World's Greatest Nurse' on it. We quickly diverted our eyes, except IloveMalluci, who was filming her little heart out. We watched the rhythmic dancing with equal parts of awe and disgust. Just then I felt it affecting me. "What was that?" Jade asked. "What?" I said innocently. "That thing you just did with your hips." she replied. "I didn't do anything." I said. A few minutes later…."See! You just did it again. You were swiveling your hips!" Jade said in a tone of accusation and horror. "I wasn't I…I…Oh screw it! I'm getting my groove on! Later bitches!" I yelled and joined Erik and Noah in their rhythmic roller-skating. Where I got skates is an insignificant detail at this point, plus it's kind of a blur, so I don't really know. Now the others will tell you that I went crazy or that I got caught up in the action. A blant lie that one. NOT true at all. It was all part of a well thought out plan to get closer to the stars you see. To get the inside scoop. Ahem, yeah. Things get a little fuzzy after this, so I'll let one of the others take over now.