A/N: i thought of this
while i was at tennis practice and i thought it would be funny
COMMENTATOr: welcome
welcome all to another game of tennis, this time looks like we have play by
play teams, well lets take a look at our teams, leading thee baddies is none
other than, mr lordie Voldie
VOLDIE: That is not my
name you im…
COMMENTATOR: ok that's
enough for a captains word, also on the team are pettit petigrew, nagini the
all powerful snake who likes to beat up lordie voldie and mr and jr malfoy
VOLDIE: WHAT!!?? NAGINI DID YOU MAKE THAT SCRIPT!!!
NAGINI: How dare you
insult me I have half a mind to move to the opposite team.
COMM: ok and on the
goodies team is Mr Harry potter, Mrs. Hermione Granger, Mr Ron weasly, Mr dobby
the dumby, crooshanks the flaky kittypoo and SUPER HAGRID^.^
COMM: ok were up for
our first game with Hermionniny (that's from a mister Vicki krum) Hermione
blushes and harry potter VS Mr Lordie Voldie and NAGINI THE ALL POWERFULL
SNAKE THAT LIKES TO BEAT UP VOLDIE players move out into field hermione
prepares her serve towards voldie
COMM: Okay people the
broad is preparing for her serve
KTHWAK hermione
hits the ball
VOLDIE: raises
racket thinking it is a wand in a duel HA You think a small ball can hurt
me AVADA KED… mr voldie is unavailable to comment due to being knocked
out by a flying tennis ball, paramedics
come parachuting from army aircraft and inspect the corpse
PARA1:HUH!!!??? Hes
Dead wheres the brain
BEAKY:Bwa bwa bwa bwa
I have it and now I shal re-make another coco brain transplant bwa hahahaha!!
Paramedics chase after demented
beaky
COMM: ok that isn't
something you see everyday. Ok well with the captain dead nagini is made
captain and a substitution is to be made,
and it looks like jr malfoy is playing
Mr Malfoy steps up
MR M:I am mr MALFOY
and my son is jr
COMM: yea ok whatever,
the game restarts, Hermione makes another serve towards malfoy, he hits it
towards harry WOW what a slam nagini bounces up prepares for what looks like a
power shot and… SHE ATE IT yes that's right folks she ate it, that's another
win for the goodies,. And right now Tou ru one of our sumo wrestler giants is
attempting to returnt the bal…WHAT SHE ATE HIM TOO SECURITY GET THAT SNAKE OUT
OF HERE
SECURITY:BUZZ
LIGHTYEAR OF STAR COMMAND HERE we shall attempt to remove the alien creatur
COMM: STOP with the
roleplay already and lets finish the game
A/N: this isn't the
finished version I just had to go but I couldn't leave withought posting it up,
if I get more than 5 reviews ill finish it
