By: Jade14
Okay, so there we were, watching Tori get her groove on to a new Bon Jovi song 'Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen from Mars' , and we knew she had lost it. I grabbed Kovacsgirl by her elbow and ran out of the Cook County Gay Bar as fast as I could. We were running like mad through patients, bloody drunks, and a green dog.
" What the hell? Wait a minute!" Kovacsgirl and I stopped, and just looked at the green dog.
" What?" Kovacsgirl asked me, with a confused expression on her face. "Its just a dog."
" It's just... oh, well. Nevermind." I started to walk the other way, but Kovacsgirl stopped me.
" No! What is it?" I sighed.
" This is going to sound stupid, but..."
" Spit it out Jade!"
" That dog looks really familiar!" She started laughing.
" What, an old boyfriend!?!" We started to go at it, then all of the sudden we heard:
" Shut up you bitches!" We both froze.
" Who said that?" I asked, looking around.
" It was me!"
" Who?"
" Down here!" We looked down and saw the green dog, talking to us. I looked closer.
" Dr. Greene!?!" Kovacsgirl gasped.
" Holy sh!t!" The dog spoke again.
" Yup. After I died of that stupid brain tumor, The Powers That Be reincarnated me as this green dog. The only way I can go back to the after life is to break up Carter, Benton, and Dave and get the hospital back to normal." He shook his head. " But as you probally guessed, I can't do that as a dog, well, at least not alone. Will you girls help me? You started this mess in the first place." I looked at the dog...err...Dr. Greene, and then at Kovacsgirl, who was still standing in shock staring at Dr. Greene's new form.
" Err...Dr. Greene, we need a moment alone." He nodded and bent to lick himself. We looked at the hidious display for a moment, then turned away before we barfed.
" What do we do?" Kovacsgirl asked me. I thought for a moment. As much as I wanted to just get out of there, I knew this was our best chance to get Tori and Malucci'sGirl back. Also, Dr. Greene was right. We made this mess, now it was time to clean it up, and get the hospital back to normal. I looked back at her.
" Let's do it." She smiled.
" Cool." We both went back to Dr. Greene, who had since finished licking himself, and told him the news. He barked happily.
" Great! Come along. If you step through my old locker in the lounge, you can enter my secret lair." Kovacsgirl and I both shrugged, and followed Dr. Greene down the hall.