AN:Im
baaaaaacccckkkk with another
crrrrraaaaaazzzzyyyyy part to this wacky story
COMMENTATOR:OK now
back to the game but first a word from our hot and sexy sponsor
HSS(HOT SEXY
SPONSOR):Y…
COM: ok now back to
the game.
NAGINI:Hiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss
COM:BUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZ
get that snake out of here
SECURITY OFFICER IN
BUZZ COSTUME: um sir who is buzz
COMM:just get rid…
HSS:Well our
commentator seems to bee in a bit of a buzz so lets get on with the game shall
we. During this strange and disturbing encounter the game has kept going, lets
take a look at the scoreboard, the goodies haav 15 points and are winning at 5
games to 1 but the baddies currently have 1 set and 0 points now playing are
dobby the bumby and crooshanks the
flaky kittypoo vs mr malfoy and lordie voldie. And as our new commentator
Gilderoy Lockhart…
LOCK: OK on with the
game, the elf serves now enough about them and more about me, and my co-host
joooonnnyyyyy bravo, ok im gilly locky the stupid handsome looking coward good
for nothing fool who dosent realize that some one has switched his script and
is making him say stupid things
BRAV:
Ha ha youre stupid
LOCK: How dare you
stupidity!! Lockhart tries to place a spell that will make johny stupider
than he is, but sicnce lockhart is even stupider he dosent even know how to
hold a wand and holds it sideways making the spell hit the original commentator
COMM: Duh!!! Im so
smart
NAGINI: hiisssssssssss
COMM: duh you're a
cute dog but my really sexy mom sais I have to kiss you before I can keep you
and pet you and stroke you and ride on you and be stupid kkkkkkkiiiisssss
NAGINI:hiiiiiissssssssss
aaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhhhh you foool guld
TOU RU: why hello
young man I see that the snake has eaten you too
At the game…
REF: we seem to have
lost our last ball glaring at croshanks who has eaten all the balls so
we will use these special edition balls that have rocks engraved on them so if the rock side hits it's a low bounce
HERM: wait me and
harry are re-substituting
REF:OK herm you serve
first with the rabbit
RACKET:tap
BALL:swish
MR M: mmmmfmmfmfmf faint!!
REF:point to goodies
new ball it's the ox ball
HARRY: UF SERVES
Voldie has finally
leaned to play and tries to hit the ball butt misses the racked flies off his
hand and flies into mr malfoys already busted face followed by the ball hitting
a wall breaking it into pieces making it fall on pettigrew causing the game to
end
HARRY: WEL that was
fun, next week we do golf
BADDIES:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN: WELL thatsit for this fic, nxt one is
disastrous golf