AN:ok ive change the title too quacky wacky sports, because i felt like actually adding the golf part so here goes

AN:ok ive change the title too quacky wacky sports, because i felt like actually adding the golf part so here goes

Disclaimer:I don't own anything

COMM:well were back in another exiting game of sports with the hoggy hogwarts wackos. Also we have a special guest with us, mr Jackie Chan.

CROWD:yeeai

COMM:ok lets top off the players:

HARRY POTTER!

RON WEASLEY

HERMIONE GRANGER

THE GREAT NAGINI WHO HAS MOULDIE VOULDIE AS A SLAVE

VOLDIE:I am not

COMM:Whaterver:

GILDEROY LOCKHART

CROWD MOANS

MR MALFOY JR THE STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING DUMMY

RICK (from an upcoming story)

AMBER (ricks twin, also appears in the same story)

POTTY PETTY

AND FRED WEASLEY

RON: What!!! How come that obnonxiuous git is playing

FRED: Shutup and respect youre elders, or ill turn you into a toilet seat!!!

RON:OH yea!!!

Fred and ron raise their wands to begin a small duel when all of a sudden…

UNKNOWN PERSON:accio wands

Everyones wands fly into professor lupins hand

LUPIN:sorry cant have you magically cheating

COMM:ok now that you've met the players and my asscociate proff lupin, lets meet the caddies

MOULDIE VOLDIE

TOU´RU previous giant sumo wrester ball boy eaten by nagini

CHEAF SECURITY

CS:Buzz lightyear to the rescue

COM:whatever

GEORGE WEASLY

RON:WHAT!!!!!

THE PINK POWER RANGER

PIKACHU THE STUPID RAT

LINK from Zelda

COMM:LOOKs like two of you will be withought caddies and those two will be: gilderoy and potty petty amber will share her brothers caddy

Ok lets mach em up:

HARRY POTTER+pikachu the stupid rat

RON WEASLEY+tou ru

HERMIONE GRANGER+cs

THE GREAT NAGINI WHO HAS MOULDIE VOULDIE AS A SLAVE+mouldie vouldie

MR MALFOY JR THE STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING DUMMY+the pink power ranger

RICK+link

AMBER+link

FRED WEASLEY+George weasly

COMM:LET the game begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!