The Bishi-Catcher!
Chapter 2: The First Catch!
When I woke up I found myself being stared at by four people.
Me: Huh…….where am I?¿?
Amelia: Hey look she's awake!
Gourry: hi kid! Are you lost?
Me: No, I'm just lookin for some--- hey you guys….YOU GUYS ARE FROM THE SLAYERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zel: ?¿?¿
Me: Can I have your autographs? Oh my god im actually talking to Lina Inverse!!
Lina: Oh, so you do know of my greatness, etc.
I acted like a dork that day…….
Me: And Zelgadis Greyworths! You are SSSOOOO sexy!! Can you play the guitar for me? No wait, can you take your shirt??
Amelia: Excuse me miss, but Mr. Zelgadis is not available……. He's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zel: …………………….*faints*
Gourry: Huh, Amelia I didn't know that Zel was yours. What did you buy him or----ow!
Amelia got mad so she hit him with a frying pan that just happened to appear in the air.
Gourry: Hey that hurt Amelia!
Lina: Hey um I'm supposed to be the center of attention here……..
Me: Well Miss Amelia I have come on a mission to take Zelgadis Greyworths and give him to the girl who desires him the most…..
Amelia: Wait, you're the..
Me: Bishi-Catcher.
Amelia: Finally!!! I've benn waiting for you! What took you so long??? I'd thought that you'd never come, but thank god you did!
Me: Huh?¿?¿
Amelia: What you didn't know that I was the girl that desired Zel the most? Well I am.
Me: So your saying that the voice dude sent me here to catch Zel for YOU when you could of taken him at ANY time?!?! God couldn't you catch him yourself?!?!
Zel was just starting to wake up when he heard our little conversation…….
Zel: Wait one minute, now what are you guys talking about me beloning to someone----CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON!?!?!?!?!
Lina: Well Zel, I'd hate to be you right now…..
Gourry: Yeah now your gonna have to be Amelia's lover forever because she called the Bishi-Catcher to get you!
Zel; What the hell is a Bishi-Catcher???
Me: Hello, remember me? I'm the Bishi-Catcher!
Zel: Oh so you're the bishi-catcher……no wait so that means you're here to take me away and give me to Amelia!?! OH MY GOD………..
Gourry: Poor Zel…I think he's in denial.
Zel: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Sorry Zel, it's my job….
All of a sudden my rope and net started glowing.
Me: Ok, here it goes. Ya!
I threw the rope at zelgadis hoping that it would just go around him, but of course it didn't.
Zel: ……………
Me: AHHHH! Come on you god-dam rope!!!! Hold on one sec…..
I ran around Zelgadis with the rope about a million times and tied it around his waist.
Me: there we go…hey I thought…no wait one minute, let me get my net.
Meanwhile Zel was going through a nervous breakdown.
Zel: nnooo this CAN NOT be happing….
Amelia; Zel, honey, don't worry! You'll be happy with me! We can do justice speeches together, pick flowers, make out in bed, all sorts of things like that!
Zel: oh my god, oh my god….
Lina: That was REALLY disturbing
Gourry: I know…
Me: Ok I found it. Maybe it will work this time if I catch him IN the net. One two three….Hiya!!
As soon as the net touched Zel, he started glowing. As soon as he stopped there was a little chibe Zel with a remote next to him.
Me: Hey that is sssoooo cool!! I caught my first bishi!!!!
Amelia: oh…….HE'S SSSSSOOOOO CUTE!!!!!
She picked Zel and the remote up and started dancing.
Amelia: Yay! He's finally mine!!!!! Thank you ssssssoooooo much!!!
Me: Whatever. Just don't kill him.
Amelia ran off with him to do god knws what to him.
Me: Oh well…..I gotta go now. It was so cool meeting you Ms. Lina Inverse and Mr. Gourry! C-ya some other time!!!
And with that everything started swriling again…..
Next Chapter: Te REAL Terror Begins!