Part 2
Toad takes the Case

Writer's note: Hey all! Well, if you're here, thank a bunch for reading my fic! I really appreciate it! Um..like, I hope it was a nice begining ( did I spell that right?). I wrote this in Language Arts as a journal entry ( rather 10 or 12 journal entrys, considering we only have like 5 minutes 2 write). So if I get enough responses to the second part, I'll post the 3rd one, mmm-kay?
Sorry to bother you with my babbling, onto the story!




Well it was pretty late, around 7:00 when everybody woke up. Link woke up first. How'd I know what time it was? Well, Link pretty much yelled and woke everybody up, making me check my watch. How'd I know he woke up first? He yelled first. Pretty slick thinking, huh?

Link: Hey everyone! Wake up!
Mario: huh-? wazza-matter?

Mario was tired. Ha.

Link: Look at your faces!
Luigi: What about our faces?
Evryone but Link: Yeah, what about our faces?!
Link: They've all got drawings all over them!
Everyone: WHAT?!

LOL. It was funny. Funny faces. Or so I'm guessing, being as everybody was yelling about the odd drawings on their faces. Heh. So everyone hurried to wipe the drawings off their faces. And then everyone was mad. I could tell by the tone of their voices. And a couple of choice words ( for shame, Mario!).

Kirby: Well, there's only one person in this house capable of doing something like this.

There was a very pregnant silence. A sweatdrop formed on Kirby's head. He sighed.

Kirby: Come ON! You guys know this!

Everybody thought for a moment. Then-

Everybody: Jigglypuff!!

And Jigglypuff chose that exact moment to come out of the kitchen from getting snacks. And everyone was glaring at her.

Jigglypuff: Jig! Jiggly puff puff?
Fox: Don't "hi, what's up guys" us!
Yoshi: Yeah! Why'd you draw on us?
Jigglypuff: Jiggly.
Mario: Sorry doesn't cut it, Jigglypuff!

Ya, so while everyone is getting mad at Jigglypuff, The Child Prodigy ( a.k.a. Ness) notices the Nintendo is not where it was ( which was on top of Mario's VCR). He does a double-take. The Nintendo wasn't there at all! ( DUM-DUM-DUUUMMMMMMM! Hehe. Had to do that.)

Ness: Guys! The N64's gone!

Everybody stopped talking ( and in a certain plummers case, cursing) at once and stared at Ness. Mario raised an eyebrow.

Mario: Whaddya mean it's gone?
Luigi: Ya, it couldn't have just got up and walked away.
Ness: I'm tellin' ya! The N64 is gone!

Samus decided to take charge of da situation before anyone overeacted. Good idea.

Samus: Now everyone. Just stay calm and-
Captain Falcon: Oh my gosh! The games gone, too!

As soon as Captain F. said that, all hell broke loose. You see, you don't tell a Nintendo character when his game has been stolen. He looses endorsement deals ( or something like that. I wouldn't know. I've never had my game stolen.). Mario was yelling something awful, and everything was just chaos. It was then that I chose that precise moment to make my entrance ( ::cues hip detective music:: heh heh. )
The name's Toad. That's it. I really don't have a last name. It's not fair. My mom didn't- but now I'm getting off the subject at hand. Damnit. Anyway....
So I walk in and see that Mario's house is in havoc. But I knew that already, cause I was outside his window. Don't ask why, cause if I explain, there wouldn't be any point in this story. So, I stepped right into the middle of it and said-

Toad: Hi guys! What's up?

Bad choice of words. ~_~;;;;. Everyone was trying to tell me the story ( which I already knew ) at once.

Luigi: You see Toad-
Dk: And then-
Yoshi: I hadn't eaten for 10 whole minutes-
Link: And we were playing Super Smash-
Pikachu: Pi ka Pi chu-
Captain F.: You were not winning!-
Fox: I was minding my own business-
Samus: And then-
Luigi: Jigglypuff-
Mario: Baka Jigglypuff-
Kirby: We were playing-
Ness: -were making fun of my yo-yo-
Toad: One at a time, ONE AT A TIME! Geez. Now Mario, YOU tell me what happened.
Mario: Sure. Ok, so all of us are playing Super Smash Brothers and Link and Luigi are making popcorn,listening to and then they come out here. And then Jigglypuff got mad and sang her lullabye and we all fell asleep.

Two sentances worth. Not bad.

Toad: Well. Judging by your story, Mario ( and stuff I already knew), I would have to say that your N64....has been stolen.

Bum-Bum-BUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: Gasp!

I don't see why everyone was so darn surprised. It had to have been stolen. It couldn't have just walked away, could it? Use your brains, people.

Mario: Stolen?!

That's what I said.

Mario: But that was a birthday gift!

Like theifs care about birthday gifts.

Yoshi: But who stole it?
Everyone: Yeah!
Toad: In time, guys. First we need a list of suspects. Then clues and evidence. Then I can find out who stole the N64. So I'll come back later, ok?
Everyone: Ok.







That was part 2!! Um...whadaya think? I hope you like it. I'm not the funniest person in the world, I warn you, and my humopr is a bit..wry. So bare with me!