Toad R.S.V.P's for a party!
~ Hey people! Sorry it took so long to post this part, but I've been really busy what with trying to finish middle school with at least a 3.5 GPA, and complete all the work. But I've found time this weekend to update, so be happy! Uh, I don't know how this chapter will turn out, so bare with me.~
After vanquishing Team Rocket and the Dream TEam had left, I remained on the bus to think. I wrote the twerps on the suspect list, than thought a bit. Why would Ash steal it? It's not as if he could play it anywhere, they were always on the move. Maybe he'd send it to his mom, and she could keep it safe for him till his journey was over. Or MAYBE he was going to pawn it because he was out of money and needed to pay Misty back for her bike. Hmm...... Why would Yoshi? He could always just walk over to Mario's house to play it. Maybe he did it to get back at Mario, what with that chubby- wait, no, that's an understatement- what with that FAT plumber having to ride on his poor back all those times. Hmm........Ohh.......what if it was LUIGI?!?! He's always wanted attention, what with being in his brother's shadow ( literally and metaphorically)?? Maybe he wanted attention sooo much, that he turned to crime!! After my brilliant idea, I wrote Luigi on the list:
Suspect: Luigi Mario
Clues: he's the jealous younger brother, need I go on??
Satisfied, I closed the book and proceeded to get off the bus. I realized I was pretty far out, so I would probably have to walk back to town. But ever so conveniently, an Officer Jenny came riding down the road on her motorcycle.
Officer Jenny: What happened here?
Toad: Ohhh! Officer Jenny! It was sooo horrible!
Officer Jenny: Why, whatever happened?
Heh. I was always good at acting sad and innocent.
Toad: Oh, it was AWFUL!! Team Rocket came and-
Jenny: Team Rocket?!
Toad: YA! I JUST said that!!
Oops.
Toad: Oh, I mean, yess!!! It was Team Rocket! I was on the bus with some of my friends, when Team Rocket came and tried to take out Pokemon!
Jenny: Oh, how awful!
Toad: Yes, isn't it!! And luckily, I had my Dragonite with me-
Jenny: Did you say Dragonite??
::sigh:: Can you just let me finish?!?!
Toad: Yes. But-
Jenny: You must be an excellent trainer to be able to control one!
Toad: Yes I am, but see-
Jenny: Always as a child I wanted a Dragonite, but I was never able to handle one.
Toad: Ok, but-
Jenny: I was the only one of all my cousins who couldn't control one. I felt so alone.
Toad: That's very..touching, but I really don't-
Jenny: But now that I see that such a young trainer can train one, I feel confident that, now, I'm old enough and capable enough to train one too!!
Toad: Yeah-
Jenny: Now I can quit my job as an officer and go out and train Dragon Pokemon! It will be magical, and I'll finally be Queen of Dragon Pokemon! I can be psychic, and use all the powers they use! What the psychic mantra says, I will follow!!
.............
Toad: That's very..mysticall, Jenny, but see-
Jenny: Thank you so much, young trainer! YOu've inspired me to-
Toad: Ok, what part of I DON'T CARE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
Jenny looks at me blankly. ~_~;;;;;;;; I SWEAR, she should be a blonde.
~ A.N. :: No offense to those that are blonde out there!!!!~
Toad: Ok, ok. That's very nice and all the you're gonna be a Dragonite trainer-
Jenny: So you approve?!!
Toad: YES, DAMNIT, I APPROVE! ::ahem:: But see, all I wanted to know is if I could get a ride into town, not your whole life dream!
Jenny: Oh!
~_~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Toad:......sooooo, can I get a ride or what?
Jenny: Oh!
Somebody shoot me. Please.
Toad: ..............you can answer anytime now....
Jenny:....Oh!!
SHOOT ME,SHOOT ME NOW!!
Jenny seemed to be n her own little world, so I carefully walked around her and mounted her bike.
Toad: ( opens mouth to speak) Eh- ( changes mind, closes mouth, sighs, shakes head)
I put on the helmet, threw her pokeballs off the bike ( goodness knows the poor idiot might need them, what with being out in the open by herself). I revved up the bike, and left.
It didn't take me too long to reach Celadon again, so as soon as I got there, I rode to the Police Station and parked Jenny's bike there. I left a note saying
" Dear fellow officers,
It is my sad duty to tell you that I am leaving the family business of being an officer. I'm going to fulfill my weird childhood dream of becoming the Queen of all Dragon Pokemon and start to train a Dragonite. Don't weep for me, really, i don't deserve it. Please try to train another Jenny much better than you trained me, and tell her to fulfill her dreams early in life, and if she wants to, she can train Dragonite's too.
Sincerely,
Officer Jenny
a.k.a. The Dragon Pokemon Queen."
Then as an after-thought:
" p.s. Please give this motor bike to the young fellow outside of the station. He'll take care of it, I know he will. Besides, all of you never took good care of it anyway, and it'll be much better off. Also, give him some money, maybe a coupla twenty's, cause the psychic powers of the Dragon Pokemon are telling me he needs it and that he's waiting outside the station."
There, that's better. I put the note on the bike and knocked on the door. Than I ran to the other side of the building. And who should be standing there but some other "young fellow".
Jr. Trainer: hiya! wanna have a pokemon battle??
Toad: Oh no! Jr. Trainer out of the way!
So I kicked the kid into the bushes. ::shrugs:: Hey, I coulda done worse.
I ran to the side of the building, to see a bunch of officers standing around the bike.
Officer 1: I can't believe it....
Officer 2: She's gone......
All Officers: YEAH!!!!!!!!! WHOO-HOOO!!!
o_0. Well whaddya know, I did them a favor! But now was my cue to walk in front of the station.
Officer 1: Hey kid!
Toad: Me??
Officer 2: Yeah, you!
I walked over.
Toad: Yeah??
Officer 3: Our old boss left and she left us this letter saying to give her bike to a young fellow, and we were wondering if you were him.
Heh. Who in their right mind would ask such a stupid question?
Toad: Uh, maybe. Yeah, I guess so.
Officer 2: Cool. Well, then here's the bike.
Toad: Cool! Thank you!
Officer 1: Hey number 2! YOu forgot about the money!
Toad: Money??
Officer 3: Yeah, she said to give you a couple of twenty's too.
Toad: Sweet!
They forked over the money and gave me the keys to the bike.
All Officers: Well, there ya go! Bye!!
Toad: Bye guys, and thanks alot!!
I got on the bike and rode away.
Toad: Heh heh. Suckers..
I rode until I got to the Warp Pipe that would take me back to Toad Town; it was right next door to the station. I picked up the bike and threw it down the pipe ( don't ask how, the writer just gave me super strength for the moment:: writer waves at the readers again:: will you cut that out?! :: writer says " you gonna be getting on my case, and I'm gonna make sure your butt gets kicked in the next chapter":: I shut up.) I was just about to get in as well, when I hear someone calling my name.
???: Hey Toad!
I turn around and see that it's Kirby, running out of the Celadon Department Store with a parcel in hand.
Toad: Oh, hey Kirb-ster. Sup?
Kirby: Oh, nuttin much. Just finished doing some business at the store.
oh, business eh?
Toad: Oh, who for?
Kirby: Running an errand for ::blush:: a girl.
I raised an eyebrow. I suppressed a laugh. I smirked.
Toad: A girl? And who would the lucky chick be?
Kirby: Uh, just this girl I met on my last mission to save the world.
Toad:......It's not Adeline, is it-
Kirby: NO! Never Adeline! She's just a friend. Naa, it's someone much better.....::sighs dreamily::
Toad: I don't know, I really don't know.
Kirby: ::giggle:: It's this fairy. Her name is Ribbon. Ah....Ribbon. You know, she kissed me once? It was no the cheek, but I knew it meant something...
WAit a second....
Toad:: I thought you and Jigglypuff were-
Kirby:: !!!!!!!!!
Toad::....did I say something wrong?
Kirby: I didn't know anyone knew about me and Jigglypuff!! YOu can't tell anyone!! Especially Ribbon!
Toad: Ohh...Kirby's being a player, eh?
Kirby: SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
That Pink Cotton ball will never cease to amaze me.
Toad: What kind of errand?
Kirby: Oh, I can't tell you that! But, um, hey! you going to Peach's party??
Toad: As a matter of fact, I was heading over there now.
Kirby: WEll, I won't keep you. I'll cya tomorrow then, ok?
Toad: Ok Kirby. Bye.
Kirby: Bye!
And the Pink-Player walked off, swinging his parcel....which could be the N64!! Or maybe something he bought with the profit of selling it!! That's it!! This Ribbon so-and-so is probably some con-artist in the fairy world and getting Kirby to do all her business in the "real world". By Heaven, that's it!! It must be- but it can't be, because why would a con-artist save the world??ARRGH! This is harder than I thought!!! Too bad, I thought, as I jumped down the pipe.
I arrived back in Toad Town, and turned to enter the Big Double Star doors that would lead to Shooting Star Summit and Peach's Castle. I walked up the pathway to the castle doors, and knocked. Seconds later, a guard opened the door.
Guard: Who goes there?
Toad: Geez, Bernard we go through this every time! It's me, Toad!
Bernard: Sorry TOad. It's-
Toad and Bernard: Regulation
Toad: ya, i know. ....Can I come in?
Bernard: Oh, ya, sure.
He let me in.
Toad: So, where's the beauteous majesty of the Mushroom Kingdom?
Bernard: Oh, she's loafing around here somewhere. Want me to help you find her?
Toad: No, I can find her.
I walked off. I roamed the castle looking for Peach. She wasn't in the library, she wasn't in the kitchen,she wasn't in her room, she wasn't in the closet, where was she??
I walked out onto the grounds in the back of the castle and onto her private tennis court. And that's where I found her, practicing her back-hand swing.
Toad: Hiya, beautiful.
She turned and smiled at me.
Peach: I am, aren't I?? Hi Toad!
::rolls eyes:: What I tell ya? Oh, ya, she's modest all right. Man, I swear if Mario didn't already have her, she'd be mine in a sec..
She walked over. That tennis outfit sure looked good on her....
Peach: What brings you here?
Toad: Huh?
Peach grinned.
Peach: I said, what brings you here?
Oh. I was so busy fantasizing, that I didn't hear her.
Toad: Oh, I uh, came to RSVP for your party.
Peach: Oh! That's great! So you can come?
Anything for you, dollface.
Toad: Course I can come. Thanks for inviting me.
So much for the Dick Tracy approach.
Peach: Oh, that's just great Toad. I promise the party will be real fun!
Oh, it will be if I can get you alone or something.. ::writer glares at Toad for thinking that way:: Ok, ok. Sorry. I'll stop. Geez.....
Peach: You wanna play some tennis? ::smirk:: I'll go easy on you.
God I love that smile...
Toad: Sorry Peach. But I gotta get going.
Peach: Aw, ok. Cya tomorrow then, when I'll look even better that today!
~_~;;;;;;;. That's my girl.
Toad: all right, cya Peach.
Peach: Bye-bye!
She waved good-bye to me before turning back to her practicing.
::Sigh:: She is soooo ho- oh. EH hheh heh eh. Ok, as I was saying, I turned around and walked back through the castle. I finally reached the front entrance again.
Bernard: Did you find her?
Toad: Yeah, I found her.
Bernard: all right then.
Toad: Yeah.
Bernard: Ok.
TOad: Right.
............................................................
Toad: So, I'll be going now..
Bernard: Oh, ya. See ya around Toad.
Basket-case. ::shakes head:: Ah well. I R.S.V.P.'ed for the party, and I got some new suspects. All's left to do is figure out who did it.........
WOW, this chapter was long!! ::wipes sweat off of forehead:: Ya, I know I might have made Toad just a *bit* Occ, but that's what makes it all the more funnier. I hope anyway. Hoped you liked it. i'm thinking I have about 2 more chapters to write. Until then, Good Luck Officer Jenny! By the way, Ribbon is the fairy girl from Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, and Toad Town and Shooting Star Summit is from Paper Mario. I think that's it.
~ Hey people! Sorry it took so long to post this part, but I've been really busy what with trying to finish middle school with at least a 3.5 GPA, and complete all the work. But I've found time this weekend to update, so be happy! Uh, I don't know how this chapter will turn out, so bare with me.~
After vanquishing Team Rocket and the Dream TEam had left, I remained on the bus to think. I wrote the twerps on the suspect list, than thought a bit. Why would Ash steal it? It's not as if he could play it anywhere, they were always on the move. Maybe he'd send it to his mom, and she could keep it safe for him till his journey was over. Or MAYBE he was going to pawn it because he was out of money and needed to pay Misty back for her bike. Hmm...... Why would Yoshi? He could always just walk over to Mario's house to play it. Maybe he did it to get back at Mario, what with that chubby- wait, no, that's an understatement- what with that FAT plumber having to ride on his poor back all those times. Hmm........Ohh.......what if it was LUIGI?!?! He's always wanted attention, what with being in his brother's shadow ( literally and metaphorically)?? Maybe he wanted attention sooo much, that he turned to crime!! After my brilliant idea, I wrote Luigi on the list:
Suspect: Luigi Mario
Clues: he's the jealous younger brother, need I go on??
Satisfied, I closed the book and proceeded to get off the bus. I realized I was pretty far out, so I would probably have to walk back to town. But ever so conveniently, an Officer Jenny came riding down the road on her motorcycle.
Officer Jenny: What happened here?
Toad: Ohhh! Officer Jenny! It was sooo horrible!
Officer Jenny: Why, whatever happened?
Heh. I was always good at acting sad and innocent.
Toad: Oh, it was AWFUL!! Team Rocket came and-
Jenny: Team Rocket?!
Toad: YA! I JUST said that!!
Oops.
Toad: Oh, I mean, yess!!! It was Team Rocket! I was on the bus with some of my friends, when Team Rocket came and tried to take out Pokemon!
Jenny: Oh, how awful!
Toad: Yes, isn't it!! And luckily, I had my Dragonite with me-
Jenny: Did you say Dragonite??
::sigh:: Can you just let me finish?!?!
Toad: Yes. But-
Jenny: You must be an excellent trainer to be able to control one!
Toad: Yes I am, but see-
Jenny: Always as a child I wanted a Dragonite, but I was never able to handle one.
Toad: Ok, but-
Jenny: I was the only one of all my cousins who couldn't control one. I felt so alone.
Toad: That's very..touching, but I really don't-
Jenny: But now that I see that such a young trainer can train one, I feel confident that, now, I'm old enough and capable enough to train one too!!
Toad: Yeah-
Jenny: Now I can quit my job as an officer and go out and train Dragon Pokemon! It will be magical, and I'll finally be Queen of Dragon Pokemon! I can be psychic, and use all the powers they use! What the psychic mantra says, I will follow!!
.............
Toad: That's very..mysticall, Jenny, but see-
Jenny: Thank you so much, young trainer! YOu've inspired me to-
Toad: Ok, what part of I DON'T CARE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
Jenny looks at me blankly. ~_~;;;;;;;; I SWEAR, she should be a blonde.
~ A.N. :: No offense to those that are blonde out there!!!!~
Toad: Ok, ok. That's very nice and all the you're gonna be a Dragonite trainer-
Jenny: So you approve?!!
Toad: YES, DAMNIT, I APPROVE! ::ahem:: But see, all I wanted to know is if I could get a ride into town, not your whole life dream!
Jenny: Oh!
~_~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Toad:......sooooo, can I get a ride or what?
Jenny: Oh!
Somebody shoot me. Please.
Toad: ..............you can answer anytime now....
Jenny:....Oh!!
SHOOT ME,SHOOT ME NOW!!
Jenny seemed to be n her own little world, so I carefully walked around her and mounted her bike.
Toad: ( opens mouth to speak) Eh- ( changes mind, closes mouth, sighs, shakes head)
I put on the helmet, threw her pokeballs off the bike ( goodness knows the poor idiot might need them, what with being out in the open by herself). I revved up the bike, and left.
It didn't take me too long to reach Celadon again, so as soon as I got there, I rode to the Police Station and parked Jenny's bike there. I left a note saying
" Dear fellow officers,
It is my sad duty to tell you that I am leaving the family business of being an officer. I'm going to fulfill my weird childhood dream of becoming the Queen of all Dragon Pokemon and start to train a Dragonite. Don't weep for me, really, i don't deserve it. Please try to train another Jenny much better than you trained me, and tell her to fulfill her dreams early in life, and if she wants to, she can train Dragonite's too.
Sincerely,
Officer Jenny
a.k.a. The Dragon Pokemon Queen."
Then as an after-thought:
" p.s. Please give this motor bike to the young fellow outside of the station. He'll take care of it, I know he will. Besides, all of you never took good care of it anyway, and it'll be much better off. Also, give him some money, maybe a coupla twenty's, cause the psychic powers of the Dragon Pokemon are telling me he needs it and that he's waiting outside the station."
There, that's better. I put the note on the bike and knocked on the door. Than I ran to the other side of the building. And who should be standing there but some other "young fellow".
Jr. Trainer: hiya! wanna have a pokemon battle??
Toad: Oh no! Jr. Trainer out of the way!
So I kicked the kid into the bushes. ::shrugs:: Hey, I coulda done worse.
I ran to the side of the building, to see a bunch of officers standing around the bike.
Officer 1: I can't believe it....
Officer 2: She's gone......
All Officers: YEAH!!!!!!!!! WHOO-HOOO!!!
o_0. Well whaddya know, I did them a favor! But now was my cue to walk in front of the station.
Officer 1: Hey kid!
Toad: Me??
Officer 2: Yeah, you!
I walked over.
Toad: Yeah??
Officer 3: Our old boss left and she left us this letter saying to give her bike to a young fellow, and we were wondering if you were him.
Heh. Who in their right mind would ask such a stupid question?
Toad: Uh, maybe. Yeah, I guess so.
Officer 2: Cool. Well, then here's the bike.
Toad: Cool! Thank you!
Officer 1: Hey number 2! YOu forgot about the money!
Toad: Money??
Officer 3: Yeah, she said to give you a couple of twenty's too.
Toad: Sweet!
They forked over the money and gave me the keys to the bike.
All Officers: Well, there ya go! Bye!!
Toad: Bye guys, and thanks alot!!
I got on the bike and rode away.
Toad: Heh heh. Suckers..
I rode until I got to the Warp Pipe that would take me back to Toad Town; it was right next door to the station. I picked up the bike and threw it down the pipe ( don't ask how, the writer just gave me super strength for the moment:: writer waves at the readers again:: will you cut that out?! :: writer says " you gonna be getting on my case, and I'm gonna make sure your butt gets kicked in the next chapter":: I shut up.) I was just about to get in as well, when I hear someone calling my name.
???: Hey Toad!
I turn around and see that it's Kirby, running out of the Celadon Department Store with a parcel in hand.
Toad: Oh, hey Kirb-ster. Sup?
Kirby: Oh, nuttin much. Just finished doing some business at the store.
oh, business eh?
Toad: Oh, who for?
Kirby: Running an errand for ::blush:: a girl.
I raised an eyebrow. I suppressed a laugh. I smirked.
Toad: A girl? And who would the lucky chick be?
Kirby: Uh, just this girl I met on my last mission to save the world.
Toad:......It's not Adeline, is it-
Kirby: NO! Never Adeline! She's just a friend. Naa, it's someone much better.....::sighs dreamily::
Toad: I don't know, I really don't know.
Kirby: ::giggle:: It's this fairy. Her name is Ribbon. Ah....Ribbon. You know, she kissed me once? It was no the cheek, but I knew it meant something...
WAit a second....
Toad:: I thought you and Jigglypuff were-
Kirby:: !!!!!!!!!
Toad::....did I say something wrong?
Kirby: I didn't know anyone knew about me and Jigglypuff!! YOu can't tell anyone!! Especially Ribbon!
Toad: Ohh...Kirby's being a player, eh?
Kirby: SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
That Pink Cotton ball will never cease to amaze me.
Toad: What kind of errand?
Kirby: Oh, I can't tell you that! But, um, hey! you going to Peach's party??
Toad: As a matter of fact, I was heading over there now.
Kirby: WEll, I won't keep you. I'll cya tomorrow then, ok?
Toad: Ok Kirby. Bye.
Kirby: Bye!
And the Pink-Player walked off, swinging his parcel....which could be the N64!! Or maybe something he bought with the profit of selling it!! That's it!! This Ribbon so-and-so is probably some con-artist in the fairy world and getting Kirby to do all her business in the "real world". By Heaven, that's it!! It must be- but it can't be, because why would a con-artist save the world??ARRGH! This is harder than I thought!!! Too bad, I thought, as I jumped down the pipe.
I arrived back in Toad Town, and turned to enter the Big Double Star doors that would lead to Shooting Star Summit and Peach's Castle. I walked up the pathway to the castle doors, and knocked. Seconds later, a guard opened the door.
Guard: Who goes there?
Toad: Geez, Bernard we go through this every time! It's me, Toad!
Bernard: Sorry TOad. It's-
Toad and Bernard: Regulation
Toad: ya, i know. ....Can I come in?
Bernard: Oh, ya, sure.
He let me in.
Toad: So, where's the beauteous majesty of the Mushroom Kingdom?
Bernard: Oh, she's loafing around here somewhere. Want me to help you find her?
Toad: No, I can find her.
I walked off. I roamed the castle looking for Peach. She wasn't in the library, she wasn't in the kitchen,she wasn't in her room, she wasn't in the closet, where was she??
I walked out onto the grounds in the back of the castle and onto her private tennis court. And that's where I found her, practicing her back-hand swing.
Toad: Hiya, beautiful.
She turned and smiled at me.
Peach: I am, aren't I?? Hi Toad!
::rolls eyes:: What I tell ya? Oh, ya, she's modest all right. Man, I swear if Mario didn't already have her, she'd be mine in a sec..
She walked over. That tennis outfit sure looked good on her....
Peach: What brings you here?
Toad: Huh?
Peach grinned.
Peach: I said, what brings you here?
Oh. I was so busy fantasizing, that I didn't hear her.
Toad: Oh, I uh, came to RSVP for your party.
Peach: Oh! That's great! So you can come?
Anything for you, dollface.
Toad: Course I can come. Thanks for inviting me.
So much for the Dick Tracy approach.
Peach: Oh, that's just great Toad. I promise the party will be real fun!
Oh, it will be if I can get you alone or something.. ::writer glares at Toad for thinking that way:: Ok, ok. Sorry. I'll stop. Geez.....
Peach: You wanna play some tennis? ::smirk:: I'll go easy on you.
God I love that smile...
Toad: Sorry Peach. But I gotta get going.
Peach: Aw, ok. Cya tomorrow then, when I'll look even better that today!
~_~;;;;;;;. That's my girl.
Toad: all right, cya Peach.
Peach: Bye-bye!
She waved good-bye to me before turning back to her practicing.
::Sigh:: She is soooo ho- oh. EH hheh heh eh. Ok, as I was saying, I turned around and walked back through the castle. I finally reached the front entrance again.
Bernard: Did you find her?
Toad: Yeah, I found her.
Bernard: all right then.
Toad: Yeah.
Bernard: Ok.
TOad: Right.
............................................................
Toad: So, I'll be going now..
Bernard: Oh, ya. See ya around Toad.
Basket-case. ::shakes head:: Ah well. I R.S.V.P.'ed for the party, and I got some new suspects. All's left to do is figure out who did it.........
WOW, this chapter was long!! ::wipes sweat off of forehead:: Ya, I know I might have made Toad just a *bit* Occ, but that's what makes it all the more funnier. I hope anyway. Hoped you liked it. i'm thinking I have about 2 more chapters to write. Until then, Good Luck Officer Jenny! By the way, Ribbon is the fairy girl from Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, and Toad Town and Shooting Star Summit is from Paper Mario. I think that's it.