Disclaimer: I do not own the pledge of allegiance, I don't wish to eider, and if I did own it, I would replace it with one of my many other pledges. Mhahaahhhhaahhaahhahahaha.

Really fun to say during school. I did not receive any detentions in the making of this.

HERE IS THE ORIGINAL PLEGDE TO THE USA
I pledge allegiance
To the flag of the untied states of America,
And to the republic
For with it stands
One nation, in the visible, under god,
With justice and liberty for all.



HERE IS MY REWRITEN PLEGDE.
I pledge all 3 gems
To the humanoid Ryoko, so she can summon demons
And to her spaceship
Cuz she's cute
One boy, which Ryoko will get, not mihiosh.
With swimsuit contests for all!


So for the love of cheese review.

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