Hi! This is a fic bout Sephiroth and Selphie and Zell. Heh-heh. All hell shall break loose.
That Damned Selphie
Sephiroth: I am bored.
Zell: Damnit! Sephiroth beat me again!
Sephiroth: Huh? I'm standing here. How can I beat you?
Zell: Something called playstation. I'm playin' Ehrgize as Tifa, and I fought you on the PlayStation, and you whooped Tifa's ass.
Sephiroth: ^.^;
Selphie: Hi Sephie, dear!
Sephiroth: I am not your boyfriend.
Selphie: But it suits you so well!
Zell: Seph 'as got a girlfriend.
Sephiroth: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Selphie: I got a special song for you!
Sephiroth: What is it this time?
Selphie: This! ::Starts singing You're a God, by Vertical Horizon:: 'Cause you're a god! And I am not. And I just thought That you would know You're a god And I am not And I just thought I'd let you go!
Zell: ::Snicker::
Sephiroth: Just shut up, Zell. **walks into other room cursing**
Zell: Good one Selphie.
Selphie I know. So... lets play Tekken!
Zell: Alright!
**Next room**
Sephiroth: Grrrrrrrr.... Damn that Selphie. She is so annoying.
**Squall and Riona are playing spin the bottle with Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, and a plastic bag**
Cloud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tifa gotta kiss Yuffie! HA!
Tifa: ::Mummbles under breath::
**Tifa and Yuffie do a quick check kiss**
Squall: My bum is on your lips! my bum is on your! and if i'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss!
Sephiroth: Am i missing something?
Cloud: Hi Sephiroth! Come play spin the bottle with us.
Sephiroth: I don't think i want to.
**Cloud grabs Sephiroth and puts him next to Yuffie, across from Riona and Squall.**
Yuffie: Newbies first! You spin Sephiroth.
**Sephiroth spins the bottle, points at Riona**
Riona: Yah! **Jumps on Sephiroth**
Sephiroth: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Squall: Hey!
Cloud: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
**Squall pulls Riona off Sephiroth, and tries to kill him**
Sephiroth: AHHHHH! **Cast Ice 3 on Squall and freezes him**
**Sephiroth runs away from Riona**
**Two mounths later, at a beach far away from Midgar**
Sephiroth: Finally! No more crazy girls!
????? & ???????: Oh Sephy, dear!
Sephiroth: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! **Runs into the sunset, screaming.**
I hope you liked it. I added a bit to it because it was so short, and i hope this is a little better. Please review it.
That Damned Selphie
Sephiroth: I am bored.
Zell: Damnit! Sephiroth beat me again!
Sephiroth: Huh? I'm standing here. How can I beat you?
Zell: Something called playstation. I'm playin' Ehrgize as Tifa, and I fought you on the PlayStation, and you whooped Tifa's ass.
Sephiroth: ^.^;
Selphie: Hi Sephie, dear!
Sephiroth: I am not your boyfriend.
Selphie: But it suits you so well!
Zell: Seph 'as got a girlfriend.
Sephiroth: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Selphie: I got a special song for you!
Sephiroth: What is it this time?
Selphie: This! ::Starts singing You're a God, by Vertical Horizon:: 'Cause you're a god! And I am not. And I just thought That you would know You're a god And I am not And I just thought I'd let you go!
Zell: ::Snicker::
Sephiroth: Just shut up, Zell. **walks into other room cursing**
Zell: Good one Selphie.
Selphie I know. So... lets play Tekken!
Zell: Alright!
**Next room**
Sephiroth: Grrrrrrrr.... Damn that Selphie. She is so annoying.
**Squall and Riona are playing spin the bottle with Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, and a plastic bag**
Cloud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tifa gotta kiss Yuffie! HA!
Tifa: ::Mummbles under breath::
**Tifa and Yuffie do a quick check kiss**
Squall: My bum is on your lips! my bum is on your! and if i'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss!
Sephiroth: Am i missing something?
Cloud: Hi Sephiroth! Come play spin the bottle with us.
Sephiroth: I don't think i want to.
**Cloud grabs Sephiroth and puts him next to Yuffie, across from Riona and Squall.**
Yuffie: Newbies first! You spin Sephiroth.
**Sephiroth spins the bottle, points at Riona**
Riona: Yah! **Jumps on Sephiroth**
Sephiroth: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Squall: Hey!
Cloud: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
**Squall pulls Riona off Sephiroth, and tries to kill him**
Sephiroth: AHHHHH! **Cast Ice 3 on Squall and freezes him**
**Sephiroth runs away from Riona**
**Two mounths later, at a beach far away from Midgar**
Sephiroth: Finally! No more crazy girls!
????? & ???????: Oh Sephy, dear!
Sephiroth: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! **Runs into the sunset, screaming.**
I hope you liked it. I added a bit to it because it was so short, and i hope this is a little better. Please review it.