Chapter two Of Sephiroth and the GIRLS!!!!!!



Sephiroth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Leave me alone!!!
?????: Sephy come here!!!
*Sephiroth runs away as fast as he can.*
*Other girl blocks his way*
Sephiroth: Aeris!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!! HELP ME!!!!!!! *glares at girl behind him*
Tyleet: Get him!!!!!
Aeris yeah!!!
Sephiroth: *Screams*
?????: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! *Another fan girl runs up*
Sephiroth: *Whimpers in fear*
?????: I am Alpha The co-writer of this fic! and i order you, in the name of Lucrecia, Vincent, and Sephiroth that you stop!!!
Sephiroth: *Runs Screaming away, to Wutai*

An hour later

Sephiroth: Finally i got away.
*another person runs into the town, and sits next to Sephiroth. Monkey tailed person*
??????: I have girls chasing me!!
Sephiroth: As do i midget.
??????: I'm not a midget! I'm the right hieght for my ummmmmm, age!
*Yuffie, and Riona, and Tyleet, and Aeris run into town, followed closely by Garnet, Alpha and Madonna (Final Fantasy 5 or 6 i don't know!)*
Sephiroth & ???????: AHHHHHHHHH! THEY FOUND ME!!!!!! *Get up and run to Yuffie's house.*
*Run in and lock the door.*
??????: To many girls chasing us!
Sephiroth: Yes, and i don't think they are going to give up anytime soon. So, I'm Sephiroth. I have no clue why they like me. Maybe it is my boyish good looks, and my perfect hair!
Zidane: The names Zidane. I think that they are after me, because they are all taller than me...... or maybe it's the tall....
Selphie, from behind the door: I have another song for you Sephiroth!!!!
"Desperate for changing
Starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started
Chasing after you


I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held on to
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hangin by a moment here with you


Forgetting all I'm lacking
Completely incomplete
I'll take your invitation
You take all of me now


I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held on to
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving in to
I'm hanging by a moment here with you


There's nothing else to lose
There's nothing else to find
There's nothing in the world
That could change my mind
There is nothing else..."

Sephiroth: How sweet................
Zidane: Wow.... they like you! *opens door, and throws Sephiroth out.*
*Sephiroth is suddenly tackled by Selphie, and enjoys it!*
(Sorry Girls!)
*Garnet, somehow gets into the building, and hugs Zidane to death!*


Two weeks later

Sephiroth: I have a girlfriend!!! Yay!
Selphie: I have a boy Friend! Yay!
Garnet: I have a slave! Yay!
Zidane: I'm in Hell! Dammit!

THE END!!!!! OR IS IT?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~