Sephiroth and The Girls, Part 3:
Disclaimer: Don't own any FF games, or any of the other games mentioned. And ummmm, i don't own CCS, but i do own myself, Yue-Chan!! K? K.
**Selphie hangs all over Sephiroth, and plays with his hair** (I'm jealous)
**Zidane fixes Garnet a margarita, while she swims with...... Vivi!** (Poor Zidane)
Sephiroth: **thinking** Must get out of here.... she is pulling my hair!!! AHHHHHH!!
Zidane: **thinking** If I make this onna one more margarita, I'm gonna flip!! AHHH!!
**Cloud walks in, his left arm twitching.**
Cloud:**Looks at Garnet** Mom?!
**Zell walks in, his entire body twitching**
Zell:**Looks at Zidane** Uncle Icantbelieveitsnotbutterspread?!
**Sephiroth snickers.**
Sephiroth: **Looks at Zell** Aunt Yomommasofat?!
Zell: You gonna die, bitch!
Sephiroth: Bring it on!!!
Cloud: Who should I be on the side of for this??
Zidane: Neither. Make Garnet a margarita!
Cloud:**Being his stupid self (sorry Cloud fans! I don't like him much!)** Duh? Okay.
Zidane: ^o^V **runs to help Sephiroth beat up Zell.**
Scene Change: Next room, Girls only. (Yes, squall is counted in this room. But not Irvine and Laguna!! They're too cool!)
Alpha: We need a new plan! Any ideas, Aeris?
Aeris: No..... I just want my Sephy-chan!!!!
Mysterious Female Clone of Male Dude: Your Sephy-chan????
Aeris:**Looks at new comer and cringes** Ummmmmmm...... Is he your Sephy-chan?
Mysterious Female Clone of Male Dude:**Nods aggresively** Damn straight!
Alpha: Ummmm, if you don't mind me asking, who are you?
Mysterious Female Clone of Male Dude:**Looks shocked** I am none other than the author of this fanfic, The great Yue-chan!! Actually, I am a female version of Yue-san, only 1000% more hyper, and, I'm a stark raving lunatic!! My hobbies are destroying cakes, pies, and cookies using weapons of mass destruckion, and cookie cutters!!
**Everyone sweetdrops.**
Yue-chan: Sephy-sama is mine!! You can have the oth-
**Lots of yelling from other room interrupts me, Wah! All the girls, yes Squalls a girl! Runs into the next room**
Alpha: Zidane!!
**Zidane looks up, screams and runs into a different fanfiction**
Yue-Chan: Sephy-sama!! Kick Zell's Ass **thinking** but i like Zell too.... ahh screw it!! **Speaking** Do Ice 3 on him!!
**Sephy knocks Zell out, and punches Selphie, knocking her out too.**
Sephiroth: Wimp, he was no match for m- **Yue-chan jumps on Sephiroth and kisses him like a loony!!**
Alpha: Zidane... You tratior! **Zell wakes up.** Opertunity..... **Jumps on Zell, copying Yue-chan's move**
**both guys enjoy it, and afterwards, the writer and co-writer, ummmmmmmmmmmm............ Kick Garnet's candy ass for making poor Zidane make her margaritas, and rub her feet!**
The End
**Irvine, Laguna, and some evil guy from Chrono Cross.... umm, Lynx, start smoking WEED!!**
Yue-chan and Alpha: Right **both sweatdrop, and raise an eyebrow.**
Sephiroth: Gimme some tooooooooooooooooo!!!
Zell: ME THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Serge, The MALE, REAL Yue-san, Cait Sith Eriol, Kid, Glenn, Barret, Seifer, Vivi, and Ruby-moon: US TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
**Everyone gets high, and the world ends, because SOMEBODY forgot to destroy that masquito, that spread the superflu, that killed everybody that wasn't high!**
Yue-chan: **glares at Cait Sith** Stupid stuffed animal......
The end............ Really!
Bob Vila survived!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The Real End, I Swear!!!
Did ja like??????????????????????????????????????????????? Most likely not, but a girl can hope, right???????
That's what I thought!
Disclaimer: Don't own any FF games, or any of the other games mentioned. And ummmm, i don't own CCS, but i do own myself, Yue-Chan!! K? K.
**Selphie hangs all over Sephiroth, and plays with his hair** (I'm jealous)
**Zidane fixes Garnet a margarita, while she swims with...... Vivi!** (Poor Zidane)
Sephiroth: **thinking** Must get out of here.... she is pulling my hair!!! AHHHHHH!!
Zidane: **thinking** If I make this onna one more margarita, I'm gonna flip!! AHHH!!
**Cloud walks in, his left arm twitching.**
Cloud:**Looks at Garnet** Mom?!
**Zell walks in, his entire body twitching**
Zell:**Looks at Zidane** Uncle Icantbelieveitsnotbutterspread?!
**Sephiroth snickers.**
Sephiroth: **Looks at Zell** Aunt Yomommasofat?!
Zell: You gonna die, bitch!
Sephiroth: Bring it on!!!
Cloud: Who should I be on the side of for this??
Zidane: Neither. Make Garnet a margarita!
Cloud:**Being his stupid self (sorry Cloud fans! I don't like him much!)** Duh? Okay.
Zidane: ^o^V **runs to help Sephiroth beat up Zell.**
Scene Change: Next room, Girls only. (Yes, squall is counted in this room. But not Irvine and Laguna!! They're too cool!)
Alpha: We need a new plan! Any ideas, Aeris?
Aeris: No..... I just want my Sephy-chan!!!!
Mysterious Female Clone of Male Dude: Your Sephy-chan????
Aeris:**Looks at new comer and cringes** Ummmmmmm...... Is he your Sephy-chan?
Mysterious Female Clone of Male Dude:**Nods aggresively** Damn straight!
Alpha: Ummmm, if you don't mind me asking, who are you?
Mysterious Female Clone of Male Dude:**Looks shocked** I am none other than the author of this fanfic, The great Yue-chan!! Actually, I am a female version of Yue-san, only 1000% more hyper, and, I'm a stark raving lunatic!! My hobbies are destroying cakes, pies, and cookies using weapons of mass destruckion, and cookie cutters!!
**Everyone sweetdrops.**
Yue-chan: Sephy-sama is mine!! You can have the oth-
**Lots of yelling from other room interrupts me, Wah! All the girls, yes Squalls a girl! Runs into the next room**
Alpha: Zidane!!
**Zidane looks up, screams and runs into a different fanfiction**
Yue-Chan: Sephy-sama!! Kick Zell's Ass **thinking** but i like Zell too.... ahh screw it!! **Speaking** Do Ice 3 on him!!
**Sephy knocks Zell out, and punches Selphie, knocking her out too.**
Sephiroth: Wimp, he was no match for m- **Yue-chan jumps on Sephiroth and kisses him like a loony!!**
Alpha: Zidane... You tratior! **Zell wakes up.** Opertunity..... **Jumps on Zell, copying Yue-chan's move**
**both guys enjoy it, and afterwards, the writer and co-writer, ummmmmmmmmmmm............ Kick Garnet's candy ass for making poor Zidane make her margaritas, and rub her feet!**
The End
**Irvine, Laguna, and some evil guy from Chrono Cross.... umm, Lynx, start smoking WEED!!**
Yue-chan and Alpha: Right **both sweatdrop, and raise an eyebrow.**
Sephiroth: Gimme some tooooooooooooooooo!!!
Zell: ME THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Serge, The MALE, REAL Yue-san, Cait Sith Eriol, Kid, Glenn, Barret, Seifer, Vivi, and Ruby-moon: US TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
**Everyone gets high, and the world ends, because SOMEBODY forgot to destroy that masquito, that spread the superflu, that killed everybody that wasn't high!**
Yue-chan: **glares at Cait Sith** Stupid stuffed animal......
The end............ Really!
Bob Vila survived!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Real End, I Swear!!!
Did ja like??????????????????????????????????????????????? Most likely not, but a girl can hope, right???????
That's what I thought!