rated M for violence, cussing, and inappropriate content.
I am going to start this off by saying pairings ARE NOT AND WILL NEVER BE A HAREM
I already have them chosen and they are
narukura
sasuhina
minakushi
mitokiba
menma is just going to be a fu*ing lonner also naruto is abandoned for his two siblings cause fuck-tards think they have more of Kurama's chakra and he doesn't have any friends and everybody thinks he is a loser
"naruto I am sorry but everybody on the council thinks you should reincarnate yourself in the human world to have peace," said the demon king
"it's fine dad but who am I gonna reincarnate myself into also will I get to see Kura-chan," said naruto
skip till fuck-tard is giving birth she is having triplets naruto menma and mito there will be another one later on
" kushina just one more push and they'll be out," said the nurse but then they heard a drop and all the anbu fell over dead and in front of them was a vortex and a masked man appeared " give me the Kyuubi now or this child will die," said the masked man while holding an infant with void black hair and glowing emerald eyes " no don't touch me," said the prince of darkness as the masked many disappeared and reappeared back out of the hospital.
time skip till when the sealing process happened
" death reaper seal " Minato yelled summoning the shinigami " oh and what do I owe thi- " the shinigami said as he saw naruto
all-time stopped around them and he created a mind link to naruto " why are you here naruto " the shinigami asked as naruto started growing into his normal form " all the council voted that I reincarnate myself as a human to make a balance between the upsidedown and the overworld but all the demon lords and all A to S rank demons all coming at me at once can't defeat me," said naruto
" well I am going to seal 5% of the Kyuubi in them and the rest in you because you haven't seen your girlfriend in over 10000 years," said the shinigami
after the sealing process is done time skip till the next day
" MINATO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ABANDONING YOUR CHILD CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE KYUUBIS CHAKRA IS INSANE!," yelled hirusen " I wish I listened to the civilians and made Orochimaru Hokage instead of you," " and you kushina didn't mito tell you not to abandon family no matter what and you go and break your clan's law and abandon your son," said Orochimaru
" it will only be 20 years," said Tsunade I don't think you know math but that's like a 4-5th of someone's life dumb-dumb also bitch you think your smart enough to figure out that your not god "if we don't do this then the world could and "would" never have peace again they are the prophecy children they need to train the Kyuubi's power," said Minato " and when we come back it'll be the genin exams and we can live a happy family," said Minato "we've got children to raise Minato lets go," I also have children to raise," said hirusen timeskip 16 years
every day for the past 4 years naruto has been training with Kurama and his abilities are
1 control time and space
2 create life and control death
3 control heat
4 able to make a sword out of the power of a neutron star
5 control the cosmos
6 able to increase and decrease physical and spiritual power and wounds
7 power over all demons
8 the all-seeing eye is able to see movements before they happen and able to protect itself no matter how fast his opponent is
9 control over all gods
10 divine and destruction energy
11 able to take away bloodlines
12 masters voice able to make someone do what you want no matter how powerful they are
13 infinite energy
14 control gravity
" hey Kura-chan do you think I'm more powerful than my father," naruto asked
" I don't know maybe Naru-kun I don't remember how powerful your father was," "Well in ten days il be going to the academy do you wanna take a physical form and go with me," naruto asked "sure I guess," said Kurama "I mean every girl is gonna be envious of how you look," said Naruto Kurama playfully hit hid shoulder " you treat me so well my lord, " said Kurama, "I told you to stop with the formalities I wonder how my mother and father are gonna act when they see that well I am thousands of times stronger than those fuck-tards "angels" are gonna the bane of me," said naruto
time skip 10 days
"well today I am going to the academy why don't you take a human form," said naruto and a woman any man could ever want and every girl would be envious of " babe you look just as good as ever," said naruto " aww your so sweet," said Kurama "well let's get going
when they get there
Sasuke walked up to them " why doesn't a hot girl like you dump the loser and come with an Uchiha elite like me," Sasuke said " no," was the only word Kurama said "I will tell this to the council and then you will have to dump hi-," said Sasuke as he got flung into a wall at 500 kilometers a minute and naruto just had his bent to the side " touch my girlfriend again and I will not hold back," said naruto with his hood up and emerald eyes looking into Sasuke's soul with a sadistic grin " what did you do to MY Sasuke-Kun naruto-Baka," sakura screamed so load it burst naruto's eardrums " bitch are you so fucking dumb you saw it with your own two fucking eyes I threw him into a wall and SHUT THE FUCK UP IT WILL BENEFIT EVERYONE fucking banshee," naruto said
"alright class sit down in your seat," Iruka said but nobody listened " ALRIGHT CLASS SIT DOWN IN YOUR SEATS," Iruka shouted but still nobody listened " ALRIGHT CLASS SIT DOWN IN YOUR SEATS he said again with his big head no Jutsu and everybody went to there seat and sat down " finally you're sitting down in the next 2 years you will be learning the 3 Jutsu categories ninjutsu taijutsu and genjutsu," Iruka said naruto raised his hand "yes naruto," said Iruka " there are way more than just 3 Jutsu categories there is fuinjutsu kenjutsu kinjutsu bojutsu juinjutsu," naruto said " I know that but in school, we don't learn those and today were are gonna be learning the henge," Iruka said
time skip 4 years
"just so you know guys tomorrow is the day of the genin test so train hard," said Iruka, and everyone went home When naruto got home he was nervous about tomorrow cause as you guessed his parents were coming back" I'm pretty nervous for tomorrow I'm gonna have to explain to everyone why I can control shadows and all my other abilities," naruto said " well maybe I can cure your nervousness," Kurama asked in a seductive tone.
"Ohh so you're getting a bit horny," naruto said also in a seductive tone as he pushed Kurama onto their bed and pulled off her clothes, and started grabbing her boobs " mhm harder," Kurama said with a moan
time skip 1 day
"knock knock" " naruto hokage needs you he said come quick "said Yūgao naruto and kurama disapeard in a flash of darkness and reapeard from a shadow in hirusens office " naruto your here well as you know today is the day you meet you family but there not here ye-," hirusen said as f#ck-tards barged in " naruto hows your life," kushina said "shut the hell up bitch dont abandon me for 20 years and then come back and act like nothing happend," naruto said as the room went from light level 15 to 0 when he leaked his energy kushina gasped " DONT YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT," she said as she went into demon form "i can say whatever shit i want training your little angels you thought that i woulden't get strong" he said as he flicked kushina and sent her flying "naruto give me your power i deserve it more then you" menma said "yea i demand you give us your power" mito said "and why the hell should i just because your the hokages children but so am i" nartuo told them while he used his power to put them into a enternal void of falling "what the hell did you do to my little angels" minato said in a tone full of anger "i sent them to my domain the void of eternal darkness that my father told me how to use it" not you little bi*** my real father that actually cares about me unlike you" naruto said in a angry tone and then a hole appeared and mito and menma came out of it "omg are you ok im sorry he did that to you" minto and kushina said they both started crying " why is he so mean to us we gave him everything he wanted and loved him"
naruto just laughed and said " uhhh do you have any mental diseases that I should know about cause that is the farthest thing from the truth" "also you did nothing for me gave me nothing left me to fend for myself and said fuck it ima abandon my child to teach my other children dogshit and never showed me love and you say its for the good of the planet or some bs like that".
"how about If duel you standing still using no magic and if you win ill teach you my darkness control but if you lose you have to forget that I ever existed and let me become an assassin and Anbu black ops" naruto asked cause you know even if they do win they physically cant learn darkness magic or it will kill them so win-win for him