Disclaimer: Blizzard Entertainment owns the characters, Starcraft and Warcraft. And Monopoly is not mine either.
Warning: I am new to fanfics and may suck at writing them
Tassadar and Artanis sit in the rec room in the main bunker after an attack from the Zerg playing Warcraft Monopoly
Tass: Fuck those Zerg.
Artanis: mmhmm (nods in agreement)
There is a loud thunk followed by a series of screams.
Tass: I HATE SHARING BUNKERS!
Artanis: But wasn't it your fault the other bunker was destroyed?
Tass: Shut up. I called for reinforcements. But did anyone come? Noooooo...
There is a loud squealing like metal being bent and broken.
Matriarch of the Dark Templar enters holding a baseball bat.
Matri: What the hell...?
A series of screams and loud slapping noises cut off her sentence.
Matri: Whatever is making that racket better STOP soon!
She sees Tassadar and Artanis.
Matri: So, What in the name of Aiur is it?
She glares. Tassadar and Artanis are surprised at the Matriarch's temper.
Tass: That would be Raynor.
Artanis: And Kerrigan. They finally settled their differences.
The Matriarch looks puzzled.
Tass: You see... Let me think of a gentle way to put this...
He starts banging his forearms together violently. The Matriarch raises her eyebrows.
Matri: I get the idea.
Raynor stumbles in clutching a sheet around his waist.
Raynor (in a slightly drugged mellow voice): hello... you're all still awake?...
Kerrigan's hand appears in the doorway. It pulls Raynor backwards.
Kerrigan: Wait! I'm not finished!
Raynor smiles drunkenly and steps back.
Raynor: Okay... cuddly snugglebunny...
Tassadar looks at Artanis and they both burst out laughing.
Tassadar: Wait until they find out what the strange lubricant on those condoms was.
A partially use tube of extra strength Bengay falls out of Tassadar's pocket onto the floor. The Matriarch's eyes widen. Somewhere in the distance, a zergling barks.
Warning: I am new to fanfics and may suck at writing them
Tassadar and Artanis sit in the rec room in the main bunker after an attack from the Zerg playing Warcraft Monopoly
Tass: Fuck those Zerg.
Artanis: mmhmm (nods in agreement)
There is a loud thunk followed by a series of screams.
Tass: I HATE SHARING BUNKERS!
Artanis: But wasn't it your fault the other bunker was destroyed?
Tass: Shut up. I called for reinforcements. But did anyone come? Noooooo...
There is a loud squealing like metal being bent and broken.
Matriarch of the Dark Templar enters holding a baseball bat.
Matri: What the hell...?
A series of screams and loud slapping noises cut off her sentence.
Matri: Whatever is making that racket better STOP soon!
She sees Tassadar and Artanis.
Matri: So, What in the name of Aiur is it?
She glares. Tassadar and Artanis are surprised at the Matriarch's temper.
Tass: That would be Raynor.
Artanis: And Kerrigan. They finally settled their differences.
The Matriarch looks puzzled.
Tass: You see... Let me think of a gentle way to put this...
He starts banging his forearms together violently. The Matriarch raises her eyebrows.
Matri: I get the idea.
Raynor stumbles in clutching a sheet around his waist.
Raynor (in a slightly drugged mellow voice): hello... you're all still awake?...
Kerrigan's hand appears in the doorway. It pulls Raynor backwards.
Kerrigan: Wait! I'm not finished!
Raynor smiles drunkenly and steps back.
Raynor: Okay... cuddly snugglebunny...
Tassadar looks at Artanis and they both burst out laughing.
Tassadar: Wait until they find out what the strange lubricant on those condoms was.
A partially use tube of extra strength Bengay falls out of Tassadar's pocket onto the floor. The Matriarch's eyes widen. Somewhere in the distance, a zergling barks.