A Twisted Harry Potter Election Part I
By: Harry James Potter
Warning: This is my first piece of fan fiction and this takes lace in 2004. This is really weird so if you like it or if you have nothing else to do please review. This may be offensive to some far right or left wing people because I make fun of them even though they are great people. Please forgive me.
Primary Elections (party candidates making speeches.)
Harry: I promise that your Social security will bee protected also I will make sure that Pinky and the Brain will be exiled. Also I don't know what he heck I'm talking about. So before I win will somebody please please tell me what taxes, Social Security, and the IRS is.
Stupid Announcer: That was Harry Potter 1 of the 2 Democratic candidates. Now let's here from (laughing) Al Gore.
Al Gore: I promise to protect Medicare, Social Security, and also increase taxes so I can bribe some of the senators to vote for some things I will do. I'm not quite sure what I will do so uh, uh I'll get back to you one that one.
Stupid Announcer: Okaaaaaaaaaay. Now one of the Republican party candidates the Brain form Acme Labs.
Brain: I promise to take over the world and make you tiny little insignificant people my slaves. Mwahawhawhawhaw.
Stupid Announcer: Now the second Republican candidates George Bush.
George Bush: I uh uh promise to put your money in a bank anybody can take out of with no interest and to uh make me more powerful. ME, ME, ME!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid Announcer: Now the Green party candidate. Ralph Nader.
Ralph Nader: (talking really fast) Hi, I'm Ralph I promise to make marijuana legal to make the country unsafe!
Stupid Announcer: Now the next Green party candidate. A stinky block of cheese!
Cheese: Sign stuck in his head I promise to give you all close pins. (sniffs himself and passes out)
Stupid Announcer: Okaaaaaaaay again. Now the Reform party candidate. Pat Buchanan.
Pat: Hi, I'm broke I promise to make sure unemployment rises.
Stupid Announcer: The other Reform party candidate Hitler's nephew Hitler Jr.
Hitler Jr.: You can call me Hitler Jr. I promise to change the flag to a swastika and control the world.
Crowd and the rest of the world: Your uncle did terrible things if you wanted what was right for this country you wouldn't live here.
Disclamer: Hope you like my story I'll be coming out with more. All the Harry potter characters belong to J.K Rowling, Brain belongs to Warner Bros.?, the real people belong to themselves, and the stinky block of cheese and Hitler Jr. belong to me. Please review and come and read more.