Dance
"The first thing you gotta know is that girls like a guy who can dance." Shinji
stared at Kaji, who began scooting around the room and raising his hands into the air in
one of those post-impact dances.
"Uh....maybe this isn't the right time to tell you.....um....no one dances like that
anymore?" Shinji backed slowly away, but Kaji discoed his way in front of his escape route.
"Hey kid, don't worry, once you're our there on the floor ain't no one going to care
what era your jives are from." Kaji crossed his arms and looked down at the boy
expectantly. "Well, give it a try." Shinji shook his head, but with a quick snatch Kaji
had caught the boys wrist and twirled him around.
"K-Ka......Kaj.....HEY! CUT THAT OUT!!!" Shinji managed to yell as he was released
and spun into a wall. Kaji just laughed and led the pilot out of the room and outside.
Shinji started home.
"Just relax and be yourself, I'm sure Ayanami doesn't care how well you dance." Kaji
yelld after him.
Rei sighed and looked at the girl in the mirror. She had short blue hair, and about a
metric ton of make-up on. And Asuka was still busy apply some more.
"Hold still!" Asuka yelled as Rei flinched. "This is going to end up in your eye if
you don't stop!!" She angled the eyeliner closer to Rei's face, but the Eva pilot moved
her head away.
"This is enough make-up for the dance, Second." Rei said, nervously eyeing the long
fuzzy bristles of the make-up applicator. Asuka growled and advanced toward Rei.
"Look here, WonderGirl, you have to look pretty for you man, riiiiiiight?"
Rei simply stared like.....um, well....like she always does. "Ikari-kun thinks I am
pretty like I am."
Asuka raises her vioce several octaves. "Ikari-kun thinks I am pretty as I am....Blech!"
Don't make me laugh!! Everyone knows he likes me more." //Crap! I just said that out loud,
didn't I?//
"I will be going then." Asuka caught Rei's arm again and pulled her to the floor.
"NO! YOU! DON'T!" with every bit of her strength Asuka held the pilot of Eva-00 down and
applied the finishing touches to her face. An hour later she was done.
"May I leave now?" The look that Asuka gave her was answer enough. Not a chance
"Just what are you and the idiot going to do tonight?"
Rei thought that one over. "Dance, I suppose."
"And do you know how to dance?" Asuka was smiling evily.
"I know the waltz and the-"
"I mean teenage dances!"
After a moment of hesistation Rei answered. "No." Asuka's smile widend and she flipped on
a TV that was convieniently there. On the tube was some young adults dancing.
"That, my little Rei, is how it's done." Asuka said, knowing full well that Rei was
going to look ridiculous dancing like this.
Rei concentrated on the television. The female dancer seemed to be shaking her rear-end
very close to the male dancer's frontal areas. To Rei it made no sense, but Asuka was more
enept at social matters than she was. "I see." She said.
"Try it, so you don't look stupid once you get there." //heh, you'll look stupid
anyway....//
Rei shrugged and began shuffling around like the dancers were doing. Asuka tried not to
laugh, she really did...but with Wondergirl moving like a sick whale....."HAHAHA!!!
Heeheee hahahah!!" Rei stopped danceing at the horrendous sound the Second Child was
making.
"What?"
"Heh, you....can't....too funny...." Was all Asuka could get out. She felt sorry for
the First, she'd make a fool out of herself in front of the whole school. "Here, I'll show
you. You be the guy and I'll be the girl."
"Why must I play the male?" Rei asked.
"Cause I said!" That was good enough a reason.
So Asuka and Rei began their dance. And stopped mid-shake when the door opened.
"Hi guys, I hooooooolly shit! Shinji's eyes moved from Asuka, who was leaned over in
front of Rei, who was standing closely behind her. (and very close to her hieny too) Then
his eyes moved to the TV, then back to Asuka and Rei(still frozen in their booty dance)and
finally to the back of his head as he fainted.
"Well that was rude, barging in here like that." Asuka said to the comatose Shinji.
"I'll leave now." Rei said and left before Asuka could make her do something else
degrading.
"Hey! Shinji-kun!" Shinji opened his eyes to find Misato stareing at him. Shinji
turned his head to the side to find a warm water penguin looking intently into his eyes.
"AAAAAA!!!" Shinji recoiled from the bird and slumped against the wall. Misato
laughed, then sat down next to him.
"Geeze, you're too uptight. Maybe this dance'll do you good." She took a chug of
Yebisu and walked over to her room. "Hey, did you see where Asuka went?"
"No...last time I saw her she and Rei where....um. Nevermind."
Shinji thought back to the two girls getting jiggy with it and shuddered. //If they're
like that then who will I date?// Just then the chibi-Shinji flew in through the window.
He was charred and his halo was missing.
"There you are! Dammit, I looked all over for you!"
Shoji took the beat-up him into his hand. "You okay?"
"Do I look okay? Three fly swatters and a bug zapper isn't what I call fun!"
"Sorry...." Shinji set the chibiness down and began to ponder what the night would
bring. The chibi-Shinji paced back and forth trying to think of something to do.
"Hmmmm The dance is in three hours, so that means we can get you all perddyed up."
The chibi-Shinji pulled out a huge comb from his back pocket and began running it through
the real Shinji's hair, pulling a lot of it out.
"OWW!! That hurts! Quit it!" He took the tiny thing and threw it up against the wall.
It hit with a smack and slid down to the floor, leaving a trail of blood.
"Oh, no! Chibi-Me! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!!" He began weeping.
Asuka walked into the apartment and saw Shinji crying over a dead fly. //I see why
WonderGirl agreed to go out with him, they're both so wierd..// And with that the great
Asuka Langley Soryou went into her room and put on her yodeling outfit.
"Ahem, Yodelaihoo! Yodileihoo Yodalaihooooooooo yodel yodel yodel yodel!"
Sinji stopped weepinng about his dead chibiness and went to go get ready for the
dance. He entered cautiously, who knew what horrors of female beautifacation might be in
there. Shinji creaked open the medicine cabinet and pulled out some moose. After he flew
up to Canada and set it free, Shinji put on his deoderant and combed his hair. Then he was
off to the dance.
Shinji met Rei outside the schools gymnasium, where the dance was being held.
"Hello, Ikari-kun." She said, and smiled sweetly. (at least she hoped it came off as
sweet and not emotionaless.)Shinji stared good and hard at the girl who'd just greeted him.
She was pretty, but would look a lot better without that foot or three thick make-up.
"Uh...hello."
Rei took his hand. "You look nice."
Shinji gulped. "Uh.thanks, but I'm meeting someone here.Her name's Rei Ayanami."
Rei facefaulted. "I am Rei." She said, cheek twitching. Shinji smiled weakly and nodded.
Once they where on the dance floor, and after everyone overcame the shock of seeing Rei,
the Ice Queen, at an optional dance, Rei started danceing...at least she tried, but
Shinji's multible faintings where making it a little hard.
"REI!!!! FIRST CHILD!! HEY! WONDERGIRL!!" Asuka yelled into the albino girls
apartment. When there was no answer Asuka took it upon herself to take initiative. She
kicked the door down. Then she searched the place for Rei.
"Dammit! Where is she? I forgot to tell her not to go too fast, or the wimp will
faint." She looked at her bed, all messed up and ewey looking. " How can anyone live here?
And how does she expect to get Shinji in here? He'd probably clean it up himself. Huh?
What's this?" Asuka picked up a bottle of pills. "These look like anxiety pills...I wonder
how they'll affect Rei. Heh, heh, heh..."
Rei started break danceing. The crowd cheered and encouraged her on. She grabbed
Shinji's near unconcience form and then held him right up to her chest. That took care of
his near unconciensness. Now he was completely out. Rei looked disdanfully at her passed
out partner and took a look around the room. //Who would be a suitible replacment?//
Continued......
*Author's note. Okay, I went a little crazy on this one, but hey...I'm suffereing from
extrem writers block. *Holds head in hands and cries out in agony* So if you'll reveiw
then it be much appreitated. If you insist of crucifying my hard work, them go right ahead.
I can take your flames!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, not really......
"The first thing you gotta know is that girls like a guy who can dance." Shinji
stared at Kaji, who began scooting around the room and raising his hands into the air in
one of those post-impact dances.
"Uh....maybe this isn't the right time to tell you.....um....no one dances like that
anymore?" Shinji backed slowly away, but Kaji discoed his way in front of his escape route.
"Hey kid, don't worry, once you're our there on the floor ain't no one going to care
what era your jives are from." Kaji crossed his arms and looked down at the boy
expectantly. "Well, give it a try." Shinji shook his head, but with a quick snatch Kaji
had caught the boys wrist and twirled him around.
"K-Ka......Kaj.....HEY! CUT THAT OUT!!!" Shinji managed to yell as he was released
and spun into a wall. Kaji just laughed and led the pilot out of the room and outside.
Shinji started home.
"Just relax and be yourself, I'm sure Ayanami doesn't care how well you dance." Kaji
yelld after him.
Rei sighed and looked at the girl in the mirror. She had short blue hair, and about a
metric ton of make-up on. And Asuka was still busy apply some more.
"Hold still!" Asuka yelled as Rei flinched. "This is going to end up in your eye if
you don't stop!!" She angled the eyeliner closer to Rei's face, but the Eva pilot moved
her head away.
"This is enough make-up for the dance, Second." Rei said, nervously eyeing the long
fuzzy bristles of the make-up applicator. Asuka growled and advanced toward Rei.
"Look here, WonderGirl, you have to look pretty for you man, riiiiiiight?"
Rei simply stared like.....um, well....like she always does. "Ikari-kun thinks I am
pretty like I am."
Asuka raises her vioce several octaves. "Ikari-kun thinks I am pretty as I am....Blech!"
Don't make me laugh!! Everyone knows he likes me more." //Crap! I just said that out loud,
didn't I?//
"I will be going then." Asuka caught Rei's arm again and pulled her to the floor.
"NO! YOU! DON'T!" with every bit of her strength Asuka held the pilot of Eva-00 down and
applied the finishing touches to her face. An hour later she was done.
"May I leave now?" The look that Asuka gave her was answer enough. Not a chance
"Just what are you and the idiot going to do tonight?"
Rei thought that one over. "Dance, I suppose."
"And do you know how to dance?" Asuka was smiling evily.
"I know the waltz and the-"
"I mean teenage dances!"
After a moment of hesistation Rei answered. "No." Asuka's smile widend and she flipped on
a TV that was convieniently there. On the tube was some young adults dancing.
"That, my little Rei, is how it's done." Asuka said, knowing full well that Rei was
going to look ridiculous dancing like this.
Rei concentrated on the television. The female dancer seemed to be shaking her rear-end
very close to the male dancer's frontal areas. To Rei it made no sense, but Asuka was more
enept at social matters than she was. "I see." She said.
"Try it, so you don't look stupid once you get there." //heh, you'll look stupid
anyway....//
Rei shrugged and began shuffling around like the dancers were doing. Asuka tried not to
laugh, she really did...but with Wondergirl moving like a sick whale....."HAHAHA!!!
Heeheee hahahah!!" Rei stopped danceing at the horrendous sound the Second Child was
making.
"What?"
"Heh, you....can't....too funny...." Was all Asuka could get out. She felt sorry for
the First, she'd make a fool out of herself in front of the whole school. "Here, I'll show
you. You be the guy and I'll be the girl."
"Why must I play the male?" Rei asked.
"Cause I said!" That was good enough a reason.
So Asuka and Rei began their dance. And stopped mid-shake when the door opened.
"Hi guys, I hooooooolly shit! Shinji's eyes moved from Asuka, who was leaned over in
front of Rei, who was standing closely behind her. (and very close to her hieny too) Then
his eyes moved to the TV, then back to Asuka and Rei(still frozen in their booty dance)and
finally to the back of his head as he fainted.
"Well that was rude, barging in here like that." Asuka said to the comatose Shinji.
"I'll leave now." Rei said and left before Asuka could make her do something else
degrading.
"Hey! Shinji-kun!" Shinji opened his eyes to find Misato stareing at him. Shinji
turned his head to the side to find a warm water penguin looking intently into his eyes.
"AAAAAA!!!" Shinji recoiled from the bird and slumped against the wall. Misato
laughed, then sat down next to him.
"Geeze, you're too uptight. Maybe this dance'll do you good." She took a chug of
Yebisu and walked over to her room. "Hey, did you see where Asuka went?"
"No...last time I saw her she and Rei where....um. Nevermind."
Shinji thought back to the two girls getting jiggy with it and shuddered. //If they're
like that then who will I date?// Just then the chibi-Shinji flew in through the window.
He was charred and his halo was missing.
"There you are! Dammit, I looked all over for you!"
Shoji took the beat-up him into his hand. "You okay?"
"Do I look okay? Three fly swatters and a bug zapper isn't what I call fun!"
"Sorry...." Shinji set the chibiness down and began to ponder what the night would
bring. The chibi-Shinji paced back and forth trying to think of something to do.
"Hmmmm The dance is in three hours, so that means we can get you all perddyed up."
The chibi-Shinji pulled out a huge comb from his back pocket and began running it through
the real Shinji's hair, pulling a lot of it out.
"OWW!! That hurts! Quit it!" He took the tiny thing and threw it up against the wall.
It hit with a smack and slid down to the floor, leaving a trail of blood.
"Oh, no! Chibi-Me! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!!" He began weeping.
Asuka walked into the apartment and saw Shinji crying over a dead fly. //I see why
WonderGirl agreed to go out with him, they're both so wierd..// And with that the great
Asuka Langley Soryou went into her room and put on her yodeling outfit.
"Ahem, Yodelaihoo! Yodileihoo Yodalaihooooooooo yodel yodel yodel yodel!"
Sinji stopped weepinng about his dead chibiness and went to go get ready for the
dance. He entered cautiously, who knew what horrors of female beautifacation might be in
there. Shinji creaked open the medicine cabinet and pulled out some moose. After he flew
up to Canada and set it free, Shinji put on his deoderant and combed his hair. Then he was
off to the dance.
Shinji met Rei outside the schools gymnasium, where the dance was being held.
"Hello, Ikari-kun." She said, and smiled sweetly. (at least she hoped it came off as
sweet and not emotionaless.)Shinji stared good and hard at the girl who'd just greeted him.
She was pretty, but would look a lot better without that foot or three thick make-up.
"Uh...hello."
Rei took his hand. "You look nice."
Shinji gulped. "Uh.thanks, but I'm meeting someone here.Her name's Rei Ayanami."
Rei facefaulted. "I am Rei." She said, cheek twitching. Shinji smiled weakly and nodded.
Once they where on the dance floor, and after everyone overcame the shock of seeing Rei,
the Ice Queen, at an optional dance, Rei started danceing...at least she tried, but
Shinji's multible faintings where making it a little hard.
"REI!!!! FIRST CHILD!! HEY! WONDERGIRL!!" Asuka yelled into the albino girls
apartment. When there was no answer Asuka took it upon herself to take initiative. She
kicked the door down. Then she searched the place for Rei.
"Dammit! Where is she? I forgot to tell her not to go too fast, or the wimp will
faint." She looked at her bed, all messed up and ewey looking. " How can anyone live here?
And how does she expect to get Shinji in here? He'd probably clean it up himself. Huh?
What's this?" Asuka picked up a bottle of pills. "These look like anxiety pills...I wonder
how they'll affect Rei. Heh, heh, heh..."
Rei started break danceing. The crowd cheered and encouraged her on. She grabbed
Shinji's near unconcience form and then held him right up to her chest. That took care of
his near unconciensness. Now he was completely out. Rei looked disdanfully at her passed
out partner and took a look around the room. //Who would be a suitible replacment?//
Continued......
*Author's note. Okay, I went a little crazy on this one, but hey...I'm suffereing from
extrem writers block. *Holds head in hands and cries out in agony* So if you'll reveiw
then it be much appreitated. If you insist of crucifying my hard work, them go right ahead.
I can take your flames!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, not really......