Land of Submarines
By: BooBoo
LOS Foreword:
In the town where I was born there lived a man who sailed to sea and he told us of his life in the Land of Submarines.
And our friends are all aboard, many more of them live next door. Sky of blue and sea of green in a yellow submarine.
We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
LOS:
Mario(M): It's-a-me Mario
Luigi(L): No shit
M: Hey-a Luigi, we got a mission in the Land of Submarines
L: That is from a Beetles song you garlic-licking fat-ass. And the Land of Submarines is about being on pills, with John Fogerty none the less
M: So-a I saw all of that when I was in the mob
L: I thought you had to be under 300 lbs. to be in the Mafia
M: NO it's-a 500 lbs
L: That explains it
M: Time to a-leave
L: So your on pills to
M: No I said a-leave not Aleive
L: Why am I surrounded by dick-faces
M: Could it be because I'm a fat Italian dude made by Japanese people who can't speak fluent English
L: Most Japanese speak English
M: No, I can't speak fluent English
L: Do you realize all through this "Abbot and Costello"-like scene you sat there with you hands down your pants making disturbing gestures
M: yep
L:(sigh) lets go
(in the land of submarines)
L: Do we have to go through this whole world riding in one of Al Pacino's hemorrhoids.
M: It's a yellow submarine
L: We are supposed to be a children's game, we can't ride around in narcotics
M: Don't be such a dago
L: Don't use ethnic slurs either
M: Sorry
L: Look shy guys
(Mario pulls out an Uzi and sprays all the shy guys)
L: You can't use guns either
M: You a-suck
L: What the hell is Diddy Kong doing
M: Oh, he's drunk off his ass
L: What
M: Forget it, it is a-Bowser
L: Not already, no more suck-ass enemies?
M: Haha he's scratching his scrotum
L: It's because he's whacked out on pills
M: I'm going to a-fart on him
(Mario farts)
Bowser: I'm melting, I'm dying, I'm chafing, I'm dead
L: Let's get home
(Back at Mar and Lui's pizza shop)
L: I'm going to bed
M: say-a your prayers
L: FUCK YOU
the end
By: BooBoo
LOS Foreword:
In the town where I was born there lived a man who sailed to sea and he told us of his life in the Land of Submarines.
And our friends are all aboard, many more of them live next door. Sky of blue and sea of green in a yellow submarine.
We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
LOS:
Mario(M): It's-a-me Mario
Luigi(L): No shit
M: Hey-a Luigi, we got a mission in the Land of Submarines
L: That is from a Beetles song you garlic-licking fat-ass. And the Land of Submarines is about being on pills, with John Fogerty none the less
M: So-a I saw all of that when I was in the mob
L: I thought you had to be under 300 lbs. to be in the Mafia
M: NO it's-a 500 lbs
L: That explains it
M: Time to a-leave
L: So your on pills to
M: No I said a-leave not Aleive
L: Why am I surrounded by dick-faces
M: Could it be because I'm a fat Italian dude made by Japanese people who can't speak fluent English
L: Most Japanese speak English
M: No, I can't speak fluent English
L: Do you realize all through this "Abbot and Costello"-like scene you sat there with you hands down your pants making disturbing gestures
M: yep
L:(sigh) lets go
(in the land of submarines)
L: Do we have to go through this whole world riding in one of Al Pacino's hemorrhoids.
M: It's a yellow submarine
L: We are supposed to be a children's game, we can't ride around in narcotics
M: Don't be such a dago
L: Don't use ethnic slurs either
M: Sorry
L: Look shy guys
(Mario pulls out an Uzi and sprays all the shy guys)
L: You can't use guns either
M: You a-suck
L: What the hell is Diddy Kong doing
M: Oh, he's drunk off his ass
L: What
M: Forget it, it is a-Bowser
L: Not already, no more suck-ass enemies?
M: Haha he's scratching his scrotum
L: It's because he's whacked out on pills
M: I'm going to a-fart on him
(Mario farts)
Bowser: I'm melting, I'm dying, I'm chafing, I'm dead
L: Let's get home
(Back at Mar and Lui's pizza shop)
L: I'm going to bed
M: say-a your prayers
L: FUCK YOU
the end