You know the disclaimer shizzit. I don't own Zelda. Duh.

Celebrate, Celebrate
My vctory for the umpteenth time
They adore, I get bored so
I go jack off
Masturbate, Masturbate
Who's my girl of choice?
Malon, Zelda, Ruto
Who cares? I'll get laid
Cause I got it all
Look at me
I wear a dress but I get the poon
Look around
They all love me so much
Wait a sec, wait a sec
I'm not such a simple man

Turn me on, Turn me on
Mr. Bunny Man!
(Chorus)
Yeah I love him
I need him
To make me orgasm
Yeah it sure is sick
I'm a fucken wierdo....

Okay, Okay
I know what your thinkin
Girls adore, I get the whores
The'll even wait in line
But I want, But I want
My dude of choice
Hope that's okay
I've already bonked him twice
Look at this
I'm not wearing underwear
Look alive
It's a thong that I wear
Hoppidy hop, Hoppidy hop
Oh he's such a man
Turn Me on, Turn me on

Mr Bunny Man!

(Repeat Chorus twice)