Author's note: I do not own Gundam Wing or any affiliated charicters or franchises. I do not own
Jepordy, that is the property of NBC, I think... All of these Author's Notes will be in , all
thoughts will be in (), all sounds and music will be in ** and all words will be typed in letters.
*Jepordy theme*
Announcer: Welcome to another episode of Celebrity Jepordy! Now here's your host, Alex Trebek!
Alex Trebek: Thank you and welcome to another painful edition of Celebrity Jepordy. Tonight we have
with us three members of the anime "Gundam Wing" let's meet them.... If we must. First we have with
us Quatre Winner, who I cannot pronounce your middle name.
Quatre: It's a pleasure to be here, Alex. I love you all! I really do!
Alex Trebek: Okay... calm down... Next we have Wufei Chang..
Wufei: IT'S CHANG WUFEI!!!
Alex: .....Whatever... Finally, we have Duo Maxwell.
Duo: What do YOU want?!
Alex: Nothing... I was just introducing you.
Duo: That's what you always say.
Alex: ......Right. Let's move on to our categories, they are; Potent Potables, Things That Are Sticky
Numbers, The Wonderous Alphabet, Fast Food Restarunts, Sharp Objects, Album Covers, and Months that
Have 28 Days. Duo, you, regretfully, won the coin toss, so you get to pick.
Duo: I'd have it no other way. I'll take The Wonderous Alphabet for 200, you bastard.
Alex: That was unneccary. The answer is, This letter comes after "B"
*Beep*
Alex: Wufei?
Wufei: Flordia.
Alex: .....No...
*beep*
Alex: Quatre?
Quatre: WHAT IS Flordia.
Alex: ..........That was just guessed.
*beep*
Alex: *sigh* Duo?
Duo: WHERE is Flordia.
Alex: Dammit, no! The answer is C. C comes after B... Duo, pick again.
Duo: I'll take sharp objects for 400.
Alex: The answer is, This object sounds like "Nife"
*Silence*
Alex: I just said the answer. It sounds like "Nife"
*Silence*
*Boop, boop*
Alex: .......The answer was knife. Knife sounds like nife.
Duo: Well, NOW it seems obvious.
Alex: ....Duo... please pick.
Duo: This one has me baffled, could you explain the properties behind the Anal Bum Covers?
Alex: The WHAT?! ......no...... um...no.... That's ALBUM COVERS.
Duo: Well, that's not what I asked. I asked about the anal bum covers.
Alex: ...... There is no such thing.
Duo: I bet there is somewhere.
Alex: Well it's not here! The answer is, The Beatles' White album, was this color.
*beep*
Alex: Quatre?
Quatre: The answer, of course, is the movie Jaws.
Alex: ......That makes absolutely no sense.
*beep*
Alex: Wufei?
Wufei: What are your theories on quantum physics?
Alex: That's not important right now!
*beep*
Alex: Oh hooray. Duo wants to say something.
Duo: I still want to know about those Anal Bum Covers.
Alex: There are none! Errrrghhh... Let's move on to Final Jepordy. The category is, you know what?
Forget the categories. Just write down where you are right now. Where ever you are now.
*Music begins to play*
Alex: Could be a number of things. A game show. A TV studio. Earth. Perhaps the word "here" I've just
given you the answers, you shouldn't be able to get them wrong.
*Music ends*
Alex: Let's start with Quatre. What did you write? ...You wrote all the correct answers to the previous
questions. Fantastic. You wagered.... What appears to be a picture of half of a horse.
Quatre: His name is Lance.
Alex: ...... Very good. Now on to Wufei, what did you write? ....You drew a picture of a toilet.
Wufei: You got a problem?
Alex: ....Your wager? ...You wrote "fart"
Wufei: HAHA! Alex Trebek said fart!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alex: I want to shoot you in the head. Next we have Duo. What did you write? You wrote... my god, you
wrote indoors. That's amazing. A correct answer. What did you wager? ...I heart boobs...
Duo: HAHA!
Alex: Great. Well, this ends another game of Celebrity Jepordy, I'm going home and hanging myself.
good night.
*Jepordy music starts to play*
Jepordy, that is the property of NBC, I think... All of these Author's Notes will be in , all
thoughts will be in (), all sounds and music will be in ** and all words will be typed in letters.
*Jepordy theme*
Announcer: Welcome to another episode of Celebrity Jepordy! Now here's your host, Alex Trebek!
Alex Trebek: Thank you and welcome to another painful edition of Celebrity Jepordy. Tonight we have
with us three members of the anime "Gundam Wing" let's meet them.... If we must. First we have with
us Quatre Winner, who I cannot pronounce your middle name.
Quatre: It's a pleasure to be here, Alex. I love you all! I really do!
Alex Trebek: Okay... calm down... Next we have Wufei Chang..
Wufei: IT'S CHANG WUFEI!!!
Alex: .....Whatever... Finally, we have Duo Maxwell.
Duo: What do YOU want?!
Alex: Nothing... I was just introducing you.
Duo: That's what you always say.
Alex: ......Right. Let's move on to our categories, they are; Potent Potables, Things That Are Sticky
Numbers, The Wonderous Alphabet, Fast Food Restarunts, Sharp Objects, Album Covers, and Months that
Have 28 Days. Duo, you, regretfully, won the coin toss, so you get to pick.
Duo: I'd have it no other way. I'll take The Wonderous Alphabet for 200, you bastard.
Alex: That was unneccary. The answer is, This letter comes after "B"
*Beep*
Alex: Wufei?
Wufei: Flordia.
Alex: .....No...
*beep*
Alex: Quatre?
Quatre: WHAT IS Flordia.
Alex: ..........That was just guessed.
*beep*
Alex: *sigh* Duo?
Duo: WHERE is Flordia.
Alex: Dammit, no! The answer is C. C comes after B... Duo, pick again.
Duo: I'll take sharp objects for 400.
Alex: The answer is, This object sounds like "Nife"
*Silence*
Alex: I just said the answer. It sounds like "Nife"
*Silence*
*Boop, boop*
Alex: .......The answer was knife. Knife sounds like nife.
Duo: Well, NOW it seems obvious.
Alex: ....Duo... please pick.
Duo: This one has me baffled, could you explain the properties behind the Anal Bum Covers?
Alex: The WHAT?! ......no...... um...no.... That's ALBUM COVERS.
Duo: Well, that's not what I asked. I asked about the anal bum covers.
Alex: ...... There is no such thing.
Duo: I bet there is somewhere.
Alex: Well it's not here! The answer is, The Beatles' White album, was this color.
*beep*
Alex: Quatre?
Quatre: The answer, of course, is the movie Jaws.
Alex: ......That makes absolutely no sense.
*beep*
Alex: Wufei?
Wufei: What are your theories on quantum physics?
Alex: That's not important right now!
*beep*
Alex: Oh hooray. Duo wants to say something.
Duo: I still want to know about those Anal Bum Covers.
Alex: There are none! Errrrghhh... Let's move on to Final Jepordy. The category is, you know what?
Forget the categories. Just write down where you are right now. Where ever you are now.
*Music begins to play*
Alex: Could be a number of things. A game show. A TV studio. Earth. Perhaps the word "here" I've just
given you the answers, you shouldn't be able to get them wrong.
*Music ends*
Alex: Let's start with Quatre. What did you write? ...You wrote all the correct answers to the previous
questions. Fantastic. You wagered.... What appears to be a picture of half of a horse.
Quatre: His name is Lance.
Alex: ...... Very good. Now on to Wufei, what did you write? ....You drew a picture of a toilet.
Wufei: You got a problem?
Alex: ....Your wager? ...You wrote "fart"
Wufei: HAHA! Alex Trebek said fart!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alex: I want to shoot you in the head. Next we have Duo. What did you write? You wrote... my god, you
wrote indoors. That's amazing. A correct answer. What did you wager? ...I heart boobs...
Duo: HAHA!
Alex: Great. Well, this ends another game of Celebrity Jepordy, I'm going home and hanging myself.
good night.
*Jepordy music starts to play*