Author's Note: Oh, why not? Let's do another one. As before, I don't own Gundam Wing, I don't own
Jepordy, Jepordy belongs to whoever it belongs to, and Gundam Wing belongs to Bandai, I think... anyway
on with the funny
*Jepordy music plays*
Alex Trebek: Hello and welcome to another edition of Celebrity Jepordy. I didn't want to do another one
but The company forced me. Moving along, tonights guests are Duo Maxwell, again.
Duo: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! What do I have on store for you tonight, eh?! You don't know!! AHHAHAHA! Alex Trebek
doesn't know! HAHA!
Alex: Yes, fine. Secondly, we have here tonight, Trowa Barton. Hello.
Trowa: ...................
Alex: ..Um.. quite... finally, we have a Heero Yuy here. If you don't mind me saying, your name is quite
odd.
Heero: What's it to you?
Alex: ...Oh no. Not two of the little beasts... Let's move on, this should be a lot of fun. Our categories
are: Potent Potables, Famous Titles, Mhjongg, Names, Objects you shouldn't put in your mouth, things that
are not compatable with a toaster, and finally, colors that end in "Urple" Trowa, you won the toss, please
pick a category.
Trowa: .................Four.
Alex: Four? Oh... Names. How much?
Trowa: .................Four.
Alex: I guess you mean 400. The answer is, people named "Bill" have this name.
*beep*
Alex: Heero?
Heero: Only if you say your sorry about my name.
Alex: What?
Heero: You said that my name is stupid. I want you to say that you're sorry.
Alex: Okay... I'm sorry.
Heero: Thank you. You may go about your buisness.
*boop boop*
Alex: ..........Anyone else?
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: Who is Bill?
Alex: Pardon?
Duo: Who is Bill.
Alex: That's... my god... that's correct.... I suppose you choose now...
Duo: Well met. I'll take Famous Tities for five hundred.
Alex: WHAT?!?!?! No... that's Famous TITLES.
Duo: Whatever... give it to me.
Alex: Alright.... This...
*beep*
Duo: Pamela Anderson.
Alex: Dammit... this is Famous TITLES..... Let me finish the answer. This movie proved to us that, yes
cannonballs can run.
*silence*
Alex: Cannonballs can run...
*beep*
Alex: Thank god..... Trowa?
Trowa: .................................................................................
*boop boop*
Alex: ...You are an idiot. The answer was Cannonballs Can Run. Duo, pick.
Duo: I'll take Colors that end in "Urple" for five hundred.
Alex: Okay. This color ends in "Urple"
*beep*
Alex: Heero?
Heero: What is light urple?
Alex: ......No....
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: Hm? Oh, no. I just wanted to make sure that the buzzer still worked.
Alex: ........And it's time for final Jepordy..... The category is, Horsies. All you have to do is tell me
Are Horsies pretty?
*Music starts*
Alex: Yes, or No. We'll accept either answer. Horsies. For the sake of tradition, let's look a the answers
Duo, you're first, you wrote... I suppose that's your wager... a Buck... Okay. Your answer? Futter. What?
Buck Futter. I don't get it.
Duo: I bet you do you Canadian schmuck! HAHA!!!!
Alex: I hate you. moving on. Heero, you wrote... and your podium is gone.
Heero: I just turned around and it was gone.
Alex: ........Sure. finally, we have Trowa. Your answer?
Trowa: ...........................
Alex: It appears you wrote dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. I hate to ask... what did you wager?
It seems to be more dots with a four at the end.
Trowa: .....................Four.
Alex: Super. Anyway, this concludes another episode of Celebrity Jepordy, I quit. Goodnight.
*Jepordy music plays*
Jepordy, Jepordy belongs to whoever it belongs to, and Gundam Wing belongs to Bandai, I think... anyway
on with the funny
*Jepordy music plays*
Alex Trebek: Hello and welcome to another edition of Celebrity Jepordy. I didn't want to do another one
but The company forced me. Moving along, tonights guests are Duo Maxwell, again.
Duo: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! What do I have on store for you tonight, eh?! You don't know!! AHHAHAHA! Alex Trebek
doesn't know! HAHA!
Alex: Yes, fine. Secondly, we have here tonight, Trowa Barton. Hello.
Trowa: ...................
Alex: ..Um.. quite... finally, we have a Heero Yuy here. If you don't mind me saying, your name is quite
odd.
Heero: What's it to you?
Alex: ...Oh no. Not two of the little beasts... Let's move on, this should be a lot of fun. Our categories
are: Potent Potables, Famous Titles, Mhjongg, Names, Objects you shouldn't put in your mouth, things that
are not compatable with a toaster, and finally, colors that end in "Urple" Trowa, you won the toss, please
pick a category.
Trowa: .................Four.
Alex: Four? Oh... Names. How much?
Trowa: .................Four.
Alex: I guess you mean 400. The answer is, people named "Bill" have this name.
*beep*
Alex: Heero?
Heero: Only if you say your sorry about my name.
Alex: What?
Heero: You said that my name is stupid. I want you to say that you're sorry.
Alex: Okay... I'm sorry.
Heero: Thank you. You may go about your buisness.
*boop boop*
Alex: ..........Anyone else?
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: Who is Bill?
Alex: Pardon?
Duo: Who is Bill.
Alex: That's... my god... that's correct.... I suppose you choose now...
Duo: Well met. I'll take Famous Tities for five hundred.
Alex: WHAT?!?!?! No... that's Famous TITLES.
Duo: Whatever... give it to me.
Alex: Alright.... This...
*beep*
Duo: Pamela Anderson.
Alex: Dammit... this is Famous TITLES..... Let me finish the answer. This movie proved to us that, yes
cannonballs can run.
*silence*
Alex: Cannonballs can run...
*beep*
Alex: Thank god..... Trowa?
Trowa: .................................................................................
*boop boop*
Alex: ...You are an idiot. The answer was Cannonballs Can Run. Duo, pick.
Duo: I'll take Colors that end in "Urple" for five hundred.
Alex: Okay. This color ends in "Urple"
*beep*
Alex: Heero?
Heero: What is light urple?
Alex: ......No....
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: Hm? Oh, no. I just wanted to make sure that the buzzer still worked.
Alex: ........And it's time for final Jepordy..... The category is, Horsies. All you have to do is tell me
Are Horsies pretty?
*Music starts*
Alex: Yes, or No. We'll accept either answer. Horsies. For the sake of tradition, let's look a the answers
Duo, you're first, you wrote... I suppose that's your wager... a Buck... Okay. Your answer? Futter. What?
Buck Futter. I don't get it.
Duo: I bet you do you Canadian schmuck! HAHA!!!!
Alex: I hate you. moving on. Heero, you wrote... and your podium is gone.
Heero: I just turned around and it was gone.
Alex: ........Sure. finally, we have Trowa. Your answer?
Trowa: ...........................
Alex: It appears you wrote dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. I hate to ask... what did you wager?
It seems to be more dots with a four at the end.
Trowa: .....................Four.
Alex: Super. Anyway, this concludes another episode of Celebrity Jepordy, I quit. Goodnight.
*Jepordy music plays*