*Jepordy Music starts playing*
Alex Trebek: Hello and welcome to another epidode of Celebrity Jepordy. If you idiots out there didn't watch
the show, I wouldn't be in this mess. Tonight's panelists are Duo Maxwell.
Duo: I'll never let you go... I will follow you to the ends of the earth...
Alex: For some reason, I can't sue you for that. Next we have Luc... Luc... ermm.... Noin here today.
Noin: I could SO kick your ass.
Alex: I would like to remind our contestants that I have a lot more money than them. Finally we have Relena
Peacecraft/Dorlan.
Relena: Good to be here, Alex.
Alex: What? Wow. Didn't see thaqt coming. Let's take a look at our categories. They are; Potent Potables,
What Ears Do, Is This A Hat?, One-Letter Words, Rhold Dahl, he's a writer, you'll all probably be more familiar
with our next category, Shiny Objects, Large Gaseous Planets, and finally Months That Start With "Feb" Duo, you
won the toss, please pick.
Duo: The day is mine! I'll take Road Dole, you stupid freak.
Alex: That's Rhold Dahl, and screw you. The answer is, Rhold Dahl writes books, he is therefore this.
*beep*
Alex: .....Duo.....
Duo: He was a construction worker.
Alex: No.
Duo: But his name is Road!
Alex: No it isn't....
*beep*
Alex: Noin?
Noin: Could I kick his ass?
Alex: .....No.....
Noin: Care for me to kick your ass?
*beep*
Alex: .......Relena?
Relena: What is an author?
Alex: Pardon?
Relena: What is an author?
Alex: ....that's....right... pick again, I suppose.
Relena: I'll take Is This A Hat for 500.
Alex: Okay. Is this a hat?
*Holds up a clock-radio*
*beep*
Duo: No.
Alex: ....Incorrect.
*beep*
Alex: Noin?
Noin: Does that thing even have an ass I could kick?
Alex: No it doesn't.
*beep*
Alex: Relena?
Relena: That is not a hat, it is a clock radio.
Alex: Yes... yes it is... thank you.... pick again.
Relena: I'll take Potent Potables, please.
Alex: No you won't....
*trapdoor opens below Relena*
Alex: No one will ever take that category... Duo! Pick!
Duo: HAHA! The bitch is dead! I'll take Large Gassy Plants for 200.
Alex: That's large GASEOUS PLANETS. The answer is this large gaseous planet rhymes with "Moopiter"
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: A leather glove.
Alex: No.
*beep*
Alex: Noin?
Noin: Assassassassassassass
Alex: Shut the hell up. Let's just move on to Final Jepordy. The category is... no. No. Just write anything.
All you have to do is make some kind of mark on the screen.
*Music starts*
Alex: Nothing specific, just put a line, a shape.... If you even know what a shape is...
*Music ends*
Alex: For the sheer hell of it, let's look at the answers, Duo you wrote... Below... don't... know why, but that
is a right answer. You wagered... me. Below me. I don't get it.
Duo: Oh.. I bet you do Trebek. I bet you do indeed.
Alex: Let's mo...
Duo: BUCK FUTTER!!!
Alex: Shut up! Noin I don't care what you wrote. You lost.
Noin: What?! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Alex: Security.
*Burley guys rush up and apprehend Noin*
Noin: Hey... you guys are pretty good lookin' ... care to have dinner with me in prison?
Alex: On that disturbing thought, Duo has managed to be the last contestant left alive.
Duo: I WIN!
Alex: Please DON'T tune in next time for more Jepordy...
*Jepordy music plays*
Alex Trebek: Hello and welcome to another epidode of Celebrity Jepordy. If you idiots out there didn't watch
the show, I wouldn't be in this mess. Tonight's panelists are Duo Maxwell.
Duo: I'll never let you go... I will follow you to the ends of the earth...
Alex: For some reason, I can't sue you for that. Next we have Luc... Luc... ermm.... Noin here today.
Noin: I could SO kick your ass.
Alex: I would like to remind our contestants that I have a lot more money than them. Finally we have Relena
Peacecraft/Dorlan.
Relena: Good to be here, Alex.
Alex: What? Wow. Didn't see thaqt coming. Let's take a look at our categories. They are; Potent Potables,
What Ears Do, Is This A Hat?, One-Letter Words, Rhold Dahl, he's a writer, you'll all probably be more familiar
with our next category, Shiny Objects, Large Gaseous Planets, and finally Months That Start With "Feb" Duo, you
won the toss, please pick.
Duo: The day is mine! I'll take Road Dole, you stupid freak.
Alex: That's Rhold Dahl, and screw you. The answer is, Rhold Dahl writes books, he is therefore this.
*beep*
Alex: .....Duo.....
Duo: He was a construction worker.
Alex: No.
Duo: But his name is Road!
Alex: No it isn't....
*beep*
Alex: Noin?
Noin: Could I kick his ass?
Alex: .....No.....
Noin: Care for me to kick your ass?
*beep*
Alex: .......Relena?
Relena: What is an author?
Alex: Pardon?
Relena: What is an author?
Alex: ....that's....right... pick again, I suppose.
Relena: I'll take Is This A Hat for 500.
Alex: Okay. Is this a hat?
*Holds up a clock-radio*
*beep*
Duo: No.
Alex: ....Incorrect.
*beep*
Alex: Noin?
Noin: Does that thing even have an ass I could kick?
Alex: No it doesn't.
*beep*
Alex: Relena?
Relena: That is not a hat, it is a clock radio.
Alex: Yes... yes it is... thank you.... pick again.
Relena: I'll take Potent Potables, please.
Alex: No you won't....
*trapdoor opens below Relena*
Alex: No one will ever take that category... Duo! Pick!
Duo: HAHA! The bitch is dead! I'll take Large Gassy Plants for 200.
Alex: That's large GASEOUS PLANETS. The answer is this large gaseous planet rhymes with "Moopiter"
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: A leather glove.
Alex: No.
*beep*
Alex: Noin?
Noin: Assassassassassassass
Alex: Shut the hell up. Let's just move on to Final Jepordy. The category is... no. No. Just write anything.
All you have to do is make some kind of mark on the screen.
*Music starts*
Alex: Nothing specific, just put a line, a shape.... If you even know what a shape is...
*Music ends*
Alex: For the sheer hell of it, let's look at the answers, Duo you wrote... Below... don't... know why, but that
is a right answer. You wagered... me. Below me. I don't get it.
Duo: Oh.. I bet you do Trebek. I bet you do indeed.
Alex: Let's mo...
Duo: BUCK FUTTER!!!
Alex: Shut up! Noin I don't care what you wrote. You lost.
Noin: What?! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Alex: Security.
*Burley guys rush up and apprehend Noin*
Noin: Hey... you guys are pretty good lookin' ... care to have dinner with me in prison?
Alex: On that disturbing thought, Duo has managed to be the last contestant left alive.
Duo: I WIN!
Alex: Please DON'T tune in next time for more Jepordy...
*Jepordy music plays*