*Jepordy music plays*
Alex Trebek: Hello, welcome to another episode of Celebrity Jepordy, all you idiots out there who tuned in to
yesterday's show are the real reason I'm here. Damn you all. Our contestants tonight are Duo Maxwell.
Duo: We meet again.
Alex: He's here even though I specifically asked him to not be here... Next we have someone from a different
show, which is quite odd, we have here with us Mihoshi... no last name given. Hm. Welcome to the show.
Mihoshi: It'sreallygreattobehereI'mveryhypertodaysodon'tmindmetoomuchI'lljustbeplayingthe... *deep breath*
niceyummygameyoulaidoutforusdidImentionIamablond?
Alex: I'm in way over my head.... Finally we have with us Mi....Mi... Mil... Zechs Marquise.
Zechs: I probably hate you.
Alex: Hoo-boy.... The categories tonight are, Potent Potables, Literature, which is a big word for books.
Things You Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth, Current U.S. Presidents, Famous Last Words, Oddities, Large Breasts..
wait..
Duo: HAHA!
Alex: ....Let's just leave it at those. We only do about four anyway. Duo, please pick.
Duo: I'll take Large Breasts for 7,000!
Alex: That's not a real category and I can't give that much money!
Duo: I don't care! Fine, fine. Just surprise me you filthy bastard.
Alex: Must be a proud day for your family. Famous Last Words for 300. The answer is These were Albert Einstein's
last words.
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: What is Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
Alex: ...no.. that was John F. Kennedy.
*beep*
Alex: Mihoshi?
Mihoshi: YouknowthisgameisreallyintimidatingformesoI'mgoingonabitofaguesshereIwouldhavetosaythattheanswerisprobably
thecorrectanswerthatsomeonewouldknowIdon'tknowtheanswerbutIbetKionewouldshe'srealsmartandprettyandsmartandpretty.
Alex: You should be put out of your misery.
*beep*
Alex: Zechs?
Zechs: I shall take over the Earth and then all will bow down to me even though that's not really what I want.
Alex: .......No one cares. Duo, pick again.
Duo: Current U.S. Presidents for 500. Make it snappy!
Alex: God damn I hate you. The answer is, he is the current U.S. President.
*silence*
Alex: He has white hair and you've probably seen him in the news. His first name is George.
*silence*
Alex: ....His father was president. His last name is Bush. His name is George W. Bush. Someone please say George W.
Bush.
*silence*
*beep beep*
Alex: Good lord. Duo.. pick again.
Duo: The day is mine! I'll take Oddities for 100.
Alex: This is the name for a head that floats.
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: What is a flying fuck?
Alex: WHAT?! NO!!!!
Duo: He could have been a jackass in his life!
Alex: ....Judges?
*beep*
Alex: I guess you got it.
Duo: HAHA! I AM THE MASTER OF ALL!!!
Alex: ....and it's time for Final Jepordy... The category is Bodies of Water. This body of water gave Salt LAKE City
it's name.
*Music plays*
Alex: I have told you the answer once again, but you'll probably find some way to get it wrong.
*music ends*
Alex: Oh whoopie, we get to see what they wrote. Duo, we'll start with you, you wrote ...my name. That's.... nice.
You wagered... is a fu..... okay.. that's some kind of swear word...
Duo: Too afraid to say it dookie neck?
Alex: On to Zechs, who has appeared to have turned his podium into a weapon of war.
Zechs: I shall rule the earth! *flies away on his podium*
Alex: .........................That's a new one. Finally, Mihoshi, who has wandered off somewhere. Let's see what she
wrote. It appears to be letters of some sort, but they are small and blurry... I can't quite make them out... well,
what'd she wager? a picture of half of a penny. Fabulous. Well, security is looking for the escapee, and we're out of time.
Until next time, I'm Alex Trebek, and I want everyone to know that my life is a lot worse than yours. Goodnight.
Alex Trebek: Hello, welcome to another episode of Celebrity Jepordy, all you idiots out there who tuned in to
yesterday's show are the real reason I'm here. Damn you all. Our contestants tonight are Duo Maxwell.
Duo: We meet again.
Alex: He's here even though I specifically asked him to not be here... Next we have someone from a different
show, which is quite odd, we have here with us Mihoshi... no last name given. Hm. Welcome to the show.
Mihoshi: It'sreallygreattobehereI'mveryhypertodaysodon'tmindmetoomuchI'lljustbeplayingthe... *deep breath*
niceyummygameyoulaidoutforusdidImentionIamablond?
Alex: I'm in way over my head.... Finally we have with us Mi....Mi... Mil... Zechs Marquise.
Zechs: I probably hate you.
Alex: Hoo-boy.... The categories tonight are, Potent Potables, Literature, which is a big word for books.
Things You Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth, Current U.S. Presidents, Famous Last Words, Oddities, Large Breasts..
wait..
Duo: HAHA!
Alex: ....Let's just leave it at those. We only do about four anyway. Duo, please pick.
Duo: I'll take Large Breasts for 7,000!
Alex: That's not a real category and I can't give that much money!
Duo: I don't care! Fine, fine. Just surprise me you filthy bastard.
Alex: Must be a proud day for your family. Famous Last Words for 300. The answer is These were Albert Einstein's
last words.
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: What is Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
Alex: ...no.. that was John F. Kennedy.
*beep*
Alex: Mihoshi?
Mihoshi: YouknowthisgameisreallyintimidatingformesoI'mgoingonabitofaguesshereIwouldhavetosaythattheanswerisprobably
thecorrectanswerthatsomeonewouldknowIdon'tknowtheanswerbutIbetKionewouldshe'srealsmartandprettyandsmartandpretty.
Alex: You should be put out of your misery.
*beep*
Alex: Zechs?
Zechs: I shall take over the Earth and then all will bow down to me even though that's not really what I want.
Alex: .......No one cares. Duo, pick again.
Duo: Current U.S. Presidents for 500. Make it snappy!
Alex: God damn I hate you. The answer is, he is the current U.S. President.
*silence*
Alex: He has white hair and you've probably seen him in the news. His first name is George.
*silence*
Alex: ....His father was president. His last name is Bush. His name is George W. Bush. Someone please say George W.
Bush.
*silence*
*beep beep*
Alex: Good lord. Duo.. pick again.
Duo: The day is mine! I'll take Oddities for 100.
Alex: This is the name for a head that floats.
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: What is a flying fuck?
Alex: WHAT?! NO!!!!
Duo: He could have been a jackass in his life!
Alex: ....Judges?
*beep*
Alex: I guess you got it.
Duo: HAHA! I AM THE MASTER OF ALL!!!
Alex: ....and it's time for Final Jepordy... The category is Bodies of Water. This body of water gave Salt LAKE City
it's name.
*Music plays*
Alex: I have told you the answer once again, but you'll probably find some way to get it wrong.
*music ends*
Alex: Oh whoopie, we get to see what they wrote. Duo, we'll start with you, you wrote ...my name. That's.... nice.
You wagered... is a fu..... okay.. that's some kind of swear word...
Duo: Too afraid to say it dookie neck?
Alex: On to Zechs, who has appeared to have turned his podium into a weapon of war.
Zechs: I shall rule the earth! *flies away on his podium*
Alex: .........................That's a new one. Finally, Mihoshi, who has wandered off somewhere. Let's see what she
wrote. It appears to be letters of some sort, but they are small and blurry... I can't quite make them out... well,
what'd she wager? a picture of half of a penny. Fabulous. Well, security is looking for the escapee, and we're out of time.
Until next time, I'm Alex Trebek, and I want everyone to know that my life is a lot worse than yours. Goodnight.