*Jeopardy music plays*
Alex Trebek: Hello, and welcome to another gut-wrenching episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. Tonight, there appears to be some sort of bet going around that I will have a fatal brain aneyurism. Let's hope for the best. Tonight, we have... Once again... Duo Maxwell.
Duo: Never leave me open, son... 'Cause I'll hit it every time...
Alex: I beseech you, don't break TOO many copyrights tonight.
Duo: You want a piece of me?! I didn't think so!!
Alex: I never answered. Next, we have a faceless shlub named Gary. Hello Gary.
Gary: Hello, Alex. I'm glad to be here tonight to make sure that hope shall be spread throughout the colonies and that peace will finally preva...
Alex: Please shut up. Finally, we have... Just says... Lady Une...
Une: And it'll stay that way, if you value your life...
Alex: Hm... I see something scratched out... looks like a first name...
Une: Say it and you die...
Alex: Mi... Mi... Mid... I can't make it out completely.
*Lady Une mumbles various obsenities*
Alex: Right, well, time to start this flurry of pain that is my job. Our categories are; Potent Potables, Computer Parts, Trebek's Mom and Her Bedtime Activities... Okay... Did Duo get into the control room again?
*Duo is sprawled on the floor laughing*
Alex: Continuing on... Change that damn category.... Thank you. Crackers and Chips, Various Plants, Presidents, Colors, and finally, Things That Involve the Letter "L". That category is all about things that involve the letter "L".
*The panelists gain a look of realization*
Alex: I still can't believe I have to explain some of these.... Anyway, Gary, you won the coin toss, you're up first.
Gary: Check out this cool watch I got!
*Gary runs up to the camera and shoves his watch in the lens*
Alex: Sit down! No one cares about your watch!
Duo: I care about his watch...
Alex: No you don't. You just want to get back at me.
Duo: What's you're point?
Alex: ... Presidents for 300. The answer is.... The state of "Washington" was named after this U.S. President.
*beep*
Alex: ....Duo?
Duo: Who is George Washington?
*silence*
Alex: Good lord... That... That's correct... Duo, pick again....
Duo: Ha ha... I'll take... Things that Involve the Letter "L" for 100.
Alex: Really?
Duo: Yep.
Alex: ....I'm speechless. Anyway, the answer is This soup is often made with small beans of the same name.
*beep*
Alex: Gary?
Gary: My watch is very shiny!!!
Alex: ........
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: What is lentel?
Alex: .... Are you finally taking this game seriously?!
Duo: Yes indeedy!
Alex: That's amazing, Duo! Please, pick again!
*Time passes...*
Alex: Okay, we only have two questions left, and Duo leads with $43,300. Duo, it is your turn, pick a category!
Duo: I'll take... Cars for 1000.
Alex: Certainly! The answer is, This type of car was designed for single college students.
*beep*
Alex: Une?
Une: I am one... I am two... I am the enigma... I am God... I am Satan...
*boop boop*
Alex: You continue to frighten me.
Une: Une is not here... This is Patrica... Patrica feeds off humans...
Gary: MY WATCH BROKE!
*Gary breaks down and cries*
Alex: Right. There is only one question left, Duo, you get it.
Duo: Right.
Alex: Here is Franks and Beans for 400. The answer is, This brand of hot dog supposedly "plumps when you cook 'em".
*beep*
Alex: Gary?
Gary: That guy that tried to take me on when I was in that Tarus.
Alex: ....No.
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: What is Ball Park Franks?
Alex: That is correct! It looks like it's time for Final Jeopardy, let's get the topic. The topic is "Favorite Foods". Just write down your favorite food.
*music plays*
Alex: It is almost impossible to get a wrong answer, you can say anything. You can even lie and I'll take it. Favorite foods.
*music stops*
Alex: Lady Une, we'll start with you, you wrote, Decayed human flesh. That... unfortunately counts. Your wager? Two chickens and a horse.
Une: I AM THE IRON CHEF!!!!
Alex: ....Beautiful. Next, we have Gary, who...
Gary: Don't bother. I drew a picture of my watch.
Alex: Good job. Finally, we have Duo, who... looks mighty pleased with himself, and who has 46,700, a new record for Celebrity Jeopardy, that is in the positive numbers. He wrote....
*Alex Trebek sighs*
Alex: He wrote, Fooled you. He wagered? ........ $46,700.
*Duo breaks into maniacal laughter*
Alex: Just when I thought life had meaning.
Duo: DAH HA!
Alex: Fantastic. Well, that's the end of this week's Jeopardy, I'm Alex Trebek, and I beg you to get them to stop making these. Goodnight.
Alex Trebek: Hello, and welcome to another gut-wrenching episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. Tonight, there appears to be some sort of bet going around that I will have a fatal brain aneyurism. Let's hope for the best. Tonight, we have... Once again... Duo Maxwell.
Duo: Never leave me open, son... 'Cause I'll hit it every time...
Alex: I beseech you, don't break TOO many copyrights tonight.
Duo: You want a piece of me?! I didn't think so!!
Alex: I never answered. Next, we have a faceless shlub named Gary. Hello Gary.
Gary: Hello, Alex. I'm glad to be here tonight to make sure that hope shall be spread throughout the colonies and that peace will finally preva...
Alex: Please shut up. Finally, we have... Just says... Lady Une...
Une: And it'll stay that way, if you value your life...
Alex: Hm... I see something scratched out... looks like a first name...
Une: Say it and you die...
Alex: Mi... Mi... Mid... I can't make it out completely.
*Lady Une mumbles various obsenities*
Alex: Right, well, time to start this flurry of pain that is my job. Our categories are; Potent Potables, Computer Parts, Trebek's Mom and Her Bedtime Activities... Okay... Did Duo get into the control room again?
*Duo is sprawled on the floor laughing*
Alex: Continuing on... Change that damn category.... Thank you. Crackers and Chips, Various Plants, Presidents, Colors, and finally, Things That Involve the Letter "L". That category is all about things that involve the letter "L".
*The panelists gain a look of realization*
Alex: I still can't believe I have to explain some of these.... Anyway, Gary, you won the coin toss, you're up first.
Gary: Check out this cool watch I got!
*Gary runs up to the camera and shoves his watch in the lens*
Alex: Sit down! No one cares about your watch!
Duo: I care about his watch...
Alex: No you don't. You just want to get back at me.
Duo: What's you're point?
Alex: ... Presidents for 300. The answer is.... The state of "Washington" was named after this U.S. President.
*beep*
Alex: ....Duo?
Duo: Who is George Washington?
*silence*
Alex: Good lord... That... That's correct... Duo, pick again....
Duo: Ha ha... I'll take... Things that Involve the Letter "L" for 100.
Alex: Really?
Duo: Yep.
Alex: ....I'm speechless. Anyway, the answer is This soup is often made with small beans of the same name.
*beep*
Alex: Gary?
Gary: My watch is very shiny!!!
Alex: ........
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: What is lentel?
Alex: .... Are you finally taking this game seriously?!
Duo: Yes indeedy!
Alex: That's amazing, Duo! Please, pick again!
*Time passes...*
Alex: Okay, we only have two questions left, and Duo leads with $43,300. Duo, it is your turn, pick a category!
Duo: I'll take... Cars for 1000.
Alex: Certainly! The answer is, This type of car was designed for single college students.
*beep*
Alex: Une?
Une: I am one... I am two... I am the enigma... I am God... I am Satan...
*boop boop*
Alex: You continue to frighten me.
Une: Une is not here... This is Patrica... Patrica feeds off humans...
Gary: MY WATCH BROKE!
*Gary breaks down and cries*
Alex: Right. There is only one question left, Duo, you get it.
Duo: Right.
Alex: Here is Franks and Beans for 400. The answer is, This brand of hot dog supposedly "plumps when you cook 'em".
*beep*
Alex: Gary?
Gary: That guy that tried to take me on when I was in that Tarus.
Alex: ....No.
*beep*
Alex: Duo?
Duo: What is Ball Park Franks?
Alex: That is correct! It looks like it's time for Final Jeopardy, let's get the topic. The topic is "Favorite Foods". Just write down your favorite food.
*music plays*
Alex: It is almost impossible to get a wrong answer, you can say anything. You can even lie and I'll take it. Favorite foods.
*music stops*
Alex: Lady Une, we'll start with you, you wrote, Decayed human flesh. That... unfortunately counts. Your wager? Two chickens and a horse.
Une: I AM THE IRON CHEF!!!!
Alex: ....Beautiful. Next, we have Gary, who...
Gary: Don't bother. I drew a picture of my watch.
Alex: Good job. Finally, we have Duo, who... looks mighty pleased with himself, and who has 46,700, a new record for Celebrity Jeopardy, that is in the positive numbers. He wrote....
*Alex Trebek sighs*
Alex: He wrote, Fooled you. He wagered? ........ $46,700.
*Duo breaks into maniacal laughter*
Alex: Just when I thought life had meaning.
Duo: DAH HA!
Alex: Fantastic. Well, that's the end of this week's Jeopardy, I'm Alex Trebek, and I beg you to get them to stop making these. Goodnight.