Dude,
Where's my Love!
I wrote this on
impulse, and it won't interfere with my other stories, as this one is totally
finished. There isn't anything else to
continue. Oh yeah. I'm going to change my picture again. For those who know me, and know the one with
Carrot Top sticking out his Tongue, that one shall be replaced by one of him
impersonating a Redneck. (Or one of my
family members!)
Jesse sighed as he awoke. He had pokemon cards stuck to his face
again. He yawned and swung his long
legs over the bedside. He heard the
t.v. blaring in the living room, which meant that Chester was already up. He didn't bother putting pants on since the
twins had already broken up with them to go out with Nelson. At first our guys were pissed, but they
forgave him as they remembered that the twins were bitches anyway. He jumped
over the edge of the couch and landed on Chester. Chester wondered why the hell he was on the floor and not on the
couch watching the chimpanzees running around on the screen. "Oh.
Good morning, Jesse!" He said to
the body sitting on top of his.
"Mornin' Chester." Jesse said,
helping his friend up. The flopped on
the couch together. Just then the
closet door flung open and a bearded guy came out. "Mornin' guys." "Morning
Gene." The guys said. He walked over to a rather dead looking fern
and proceeded to take a leak a-la Cheech Marin style. "See you tomorrow, guys."
Gene said going back into hibernation.
Jesse looked over at Chester, who was mesmerized by the Chimps on
t.v. They must remind him of himself,
some may say. Jesse swallowed hard as
he realized that his stomach was flip-flopping. "I gotta take a crap!"
Jesse said, hopping up to the bathroom.
Chester shrugged, glad that Jesse
wasn't here. That guy made him happy,
and it was more than just a friend. He
found 'Little Chester' was far happier with Jesse than with Wilma… or was it
Wanda. And when they shared that kiss
in the convertible. That turned him on
far more than it should have.
Jesse grunted as he finished
whacking off in the bathroom. Chester
was such a turn-on when he was dazed.
Jesse landing on top of him didn't help things much. He pulled his underwear back up and stepped
out to find Chester waiting there. He
was whining and had his hands between his legs. "Jess! C'mon! I gotta go!" He whined. Jesse stepped
out of his way and Chester made a dash for it.
He relieved himself and then washed his hands and came back out. Jesse was dressed in his adidas pants and
tank top, and Chester was still in his underwear. "I'd better get dressed!"
He said, walking down the hall and into the shared bedroom. He flopped on his bed, with a Britteny
Spears bedspread; In fact, half of his room was covered with Britteny Spears or
Christina Agilara (Not Andy Dick's lovely Daphne…) In truth, Jesse and Chester
hated the singers' songs, but worshipped them for their bodies.
Chester picked out a pair of jeans,
that were a bit torn, but looked all right, and chose his, and Jesse's,
favorite Grand Theft Audio t-shirt. He
put on a cocky grin and strolled out of his room to the kitchen. Jesse was sitting there and he was serving
up the lifetime supply of pudding they'd received. Chester frowned. He loved
pudding, but, man did it get old after a while! He picked out a spoon and began to eat some chocolate
pudding. Jesse did the same and they
ate in silence. "This sucks, dude!" Jesse said, causing some pudding to drop
down his face. "Uh, Jess, you have
pudding on your face…" Chester said. "Where, dude?" He asked. Chester
motioned to the left side of his chin.
Trouble is, Jesse misinterpreted and wiped the wrong side. Chester shook his head. "No, Jesse!
Here!" He motioned. Jesse did it again. Chester sighed. "Here, lemme get it." He
said, gently wiping the pudding off of Jesse's face. Their heartbeats increased, but neither suspected a thing. Jesse looked up. "Thanks, dude." He
said. "Dude, No Problem." Chester said. They finished their breakfast and decided to make a break for the
Chinese Place again. They decided to
take Chester's new car, which was an old Grand Prix. They drove into the Chinese place, remembering that they had a
lifetime ban after Jesse destroyed the speaker. "Aww, Jess! I'm
hungry!" He whined. Oh, I have something to feed you,
alright… Jesse thought from the
passenger seat. He put his hands in his
lap to hide the growth there. Dammit! Now he's gonna know! Jesse whined in his head. "Chester!
Let's go to Big Wally's!" Jesse
said. Chester happily agreed on going
to the 50's style Burger Stand. It was
a regular chain restaurant, and the inside was decorated with 50's pictures of
Elvis, Buddy Holly, Motorcycles, and of Course, all those kick-ass hotrods. "Hey!
Didn't we just eat?" Chester
asked. "So?" Jesse asked. Chester
shrugged and sat down at a table. He
almost fell off the stool when he saw Jesse come back out of the bathroom, with
a daze. Chester knew what he'd been
doing in the bathroom, and now he had to go in and do the same. But then Jesse would get suspicious. He decided that he could keep it down for
the time being. They ordered their
burgers and looked at each other.
"So…" Jesse began. "So…"
Chester replied. Chester removed
his head from his hand and dropped his hand.
It landed on top of Jesse's.
Chester gasped and yanked it away.
"Sorry, dude!" He said. "Dude!
It's okay! Really." "Sweet!"
Chester said. They got their
burgers and then chowed down like typical single bachelor men.
Later, the two of them left and Chester
drove to the beach. There was a small,
secluded hill there, with lots of trees, and a nice view of the Ocean and he
pulled a large blanket out of the trunk.
They spread it out and sat down together. "So, you come here a lot?"
Jesse asked, brushing the hair out of his face. Chester nodded. "Yeah. I come here to
think a lot." "What do you think
about?" Jesse asked him, softly. "My life, and how it's going nowhere." Chester said. Jesse looked hurt.
"You've got a lot going for you, man!"
Jesse said. "Yeah, like
what?" Chester asked. "Well, you have friends, a house, a car,
people who love you!" Jesse
started. "No one really loves me,
though." Chester said. Jesse lay his head closer to Chester's. "That's not true. I do." Jesse said. Chester looked up. "You? Yeah, but just as a
friend." He said, sorrowfully. Jesse took a deep breath. "No.
I love you, Chester. With all of
my heart, soul, mind, body, everything.
I love you." Jesse said, hoping
his friend wouldn't get mad. Chester
sat up and looked at Jesse, who looked down.
"If you don't feel the same, dude, don't worry about it…" Jesse said, feeling totally ashamed of
himself. Chester leaped forward and
tackled Jesse happily. He ended up
lying on top of Jesse. "And I, Love
you, Jesse." He said, nuzzling Jesse's
neck. Jesse sighed happily. He grabbed Chester's face and moved him to
look into his eyes. They looked at each
other before gently moving in and slowly touching lips. Each of them hesitated before warmly returning
the embrace. They smiled as the kiss
ended. Chester lay his head on Jesse's
shoulder. At last, he was loved.
The End!
For 'My
Soulmate'… She knows who she is…
P.S. Ashton is
hotter!
