This one's kinda weird....
Chapter 3: Butter Beer

"I was on a much valued break during which I didn't go home to my "family". And I knew exactly what I was going to do. I was going to get some BUTTER BEER! When I sat down, I ordered myself a bottle of butter beer (which the waiter looked strangely at me for), because Malfoy had said that he would give me twenty gold pieces (don't ask me what they're called) because he was sure I wouldn't be able to, and I wanted to prove him wrong. When the bottle arrived, I poured myself a cup, and drained it down quickly. I then drank another cup, just as quickly as the first. When I was pouring the third cup, I found that I had trouble getting all the beer into my cup. I wondered what the people had put into it, but told myself it was nothing and continued drinking. On the fifth glass, I knew something was very wrong. Everything around me looked contorted, and I seemed to grow taller. I stood up, banging myself on the light above the table. I cussed loudly, something I normally didn't do. When I tried to get out between the chair and table, I banged my thighs. I cussed loudly again. By this time, all the people around me were staring at me, wondering why and annoyed at the fact that such a young person would be drunk. Of course I grew angry at this and shouted at all of them to make them stop. The owner of the restaurant became angry and pulled me out of the restaurant. Fully drunk now, I shouted at him to get him to let go of me, and punched him. Stunned, he let me go. I wandered off, eventually fainting from exhaustion, since I had wandered far off. When I didn't get back for two hours, Hermione & Ron came out to look for me. They found me, and dragged me into my bed. When I woke up, everyone was giggling and making fun of me... some had even said that I should go see a councilor to get myself off alcohol. I had a terrible headache."