The Gundam of OZ
Disclaimer: I own ne'er Gundam Wing or The Wizard Of Oz.
Bell: People, to your places, please!
Duo: *wearing only a towel around his waist* Uh...,
Bell, none of us are ready...
Heero: *also with a towel* I REFUSE to play that part.
Wufei: *holding a hairdryer* I hate you.
Bell: Duo, Heero, Wufei: go get ready and tell Trowa to get his *she's cut short by people in white coats* uh...just tell him to get out here fast.
Quatre: *in pink tutu with a little glowy star wand* Where's Relena? We need her for the beginning scene!
Relena: *muffled* They put me in a straight jacket!
Bell: Everybody ready? Let's go!
The Gundam of OZ
(a remake)
Narrator : Du....Dorothy...lay peacefully asleep in hi...her bed. Little did SHE know that her slumber would not stay peaceful.
Relena: *tries to cackle and chokes* I'm the wicked witch of the West! *A large tornado forms and takes them both to the mysterious land of OZ*
Scene one
Narrator: And here we see the mysterious land of OZ, where Dorothy....Maxwell's house has just landed and killed the evil Witch of the West.
Duo: *in a pink dress with his hair in pigtails and a stuffed dog* Oh, no, Toto! We seem to have, uh....., squished.....something......
Chibi people: Yay! You killed the Wicked Witch of the West!
Heero: *off camera, flatly* Yay.
Quatre: *as the good fairy person* Welcome, Du...Dorothy! We are all so very happy you killed that witch!
Heero:*off camera again* I'm sure we are.
Bell: CUT!! If our Perfect Soldier here doesn't stop making comments, I'll have to call the whole thing off and we'll have put makeup on Duo for no reason!
Heero: I wouldn't say we didn't have a reason...
Wufei: There's no reason for the rest of us, Mr. Yuy. Let's call it off, please! I've got straw going up my *Wufei is attacked by the censor people*
Trowa: I agree with Wufei. *everyone gawks at him cause that's the first time he said anything*
Quatre: *smiles* I'm having fun!
Trowa: *opens his mouth to say something else, changes his mind and just smiles at Quatre*
Bell: People, I need to finish this before one thirty! I have to get my hair cut!
Trowa: I've got an idea, Bell. Let's break this up into different fics for every scene.
Quatre: Good idea, Trowa-kun! I hope the rest of them approve.
Bell: Uh.....well...what the *being strangled be censor people* heck...I'll.....do........it....*passes out*
Disclaimer: I own ne'er Gundam Wing or The Wizard Of Oz.
Bell: People, to your places, please!
Duo: *wearing only a towel around his waist* Uh...,
Bell, none of us are ready...
Heero: *also with a towel* I REFUSE to play that part.
Wufei: *holding a hairdryer* I hate you.
Bell: Duo, Heero, Wufei: go get ready and tell Trowa to get his *she's cut short by people in white coats* uh...just tell him to get out here fast.
Quatre: *in pink tutu with a little glowy star wand* Where's Relena? We need her for the beginning scene!
Relena: *muffled* They put me in a straight jacket!
Bell: Everybody ready? Let's go!
The Gundam of OZ
(a remake)
Narrator : Du....Dorothy...lay peacefully asleep in hi...her bed. Little did SHE know that her slumber would not stay peaceful.
Relena: *tries to cackle and chokes* I'm the wicked witch of the West! *A large tornado forms and takes them both to the mysterious land of OZ*
Scene one
Narrator: And here we see the mysterious land of OZ, where Dorothy....Maxwell's house has just landed and killed the evil Witch of the West.
Duo: *in a pink dress with his hair in pigtails and a stuffed dog* Oh, no, Toto! We seem to have, uh....., squished.....something......
Chibi people: Yay! You killed the Wicked Witch of the West!
Heero: *off camera, flatly* Yay.
Quatre: *as the good fairy person* Welcome, Du...Dorothy! We are all so very happy you killed that witch!
Heero:*off camera again* I'm sure we are.
Bell: CUT!! If our Perfect Soldier here doesn't stop making comments, I'll have to call the whole thing off and we'll have put makeup on Duo for no reason!
Heero: I wouldn't say we didn't have a reason...
Wufei: There's no reason for the rest of us, Mr. Yuy. Let's call it off, please! I've got straw going up my *Wufei is attacked by the censor people*
Trowa: I agree with Wufei. *everyone gawks at him cause that's the first time he said anything*
Quatre: *smiles* I'm having fun!
Trowa: *opens his mouth to say something else, changes his mind and just smiles at Quatre*
Bell: People, I need to finish this before one thirty! I have to get my hair cut!
Trowa: I've got an idea, Bell. Let's break this up into different fics for every scene.
Quatre: Good idea, Trowa-kun! I hope the rest of them approve.
Bell: Uh.....well...what the *being strangled be censor people* heck...I'll.....do........it....*passes out*
