The very uninspired disclaimer- This is the very model of a hidiously boring disclaimer. it's just to say marvel owns X-men so please don't sue her. And also The Pirates of Penzance belong to Gilbert and Sulivan, who have been dead for years but still I won't like to anger them. So in short in matters boring, necessary, and bordom-aimer, this is the very model of a hidiously boring disclaimer.

Author's Note- This is the result of being jet lagged and having just come back from London where I saw the Pirates of Penzance among other plays. But doesn't it fit?

HANK: I am the very model of a mutant individual,
I've information biological, mutant, and nutritional,
I know the foods of Hostess, and I quote the cakes delectable
From tasty twinkies to good ding dongs, in order intellectual;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters biological,
I understand gene (Jean) theory*, both the human and the particle,
About the mutant theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about how the human race thinks us fools.

CHORUS: With many cheerful facts about how the human race thinks us fools
With many cheerful facts about how the human race thinks us fools
With many cheerful facts about how the human race thinks us fools

HANK: I'm very good at fighting off the mean Friends of Humanity;
I even understand quite a bit of Logan's constant use of profanity:
In short, in matters biological, mutational, and nutritional,
I am the very model of a mutant individual.

CHORUS: In short, in matters biological, mutational, and nutritional,
He is the very model of a mutant individual.

HANK: Then I can read a fanfic that is over 20 chapters long,
And tell you ev'ry detail of why Marvel likes to make things go wrong:
In short, in matters biological, mutational, and nutritional,
I am the very model of a mutant individual.

CHORUS: In short, in matters biological, mutational, and nutritional,
He is the very model of a mutant individual.

HANK: In fact, when I know what is meant by "Mojo" and "Marauder",
When I can tell at sight one Jean clone from the other,
When such affairs as fighting the Brotherhood I am at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern physics,
When I know more of tactics than Cyke whose just read 5 books on this--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better mutant individual has never sat a gee.

CHORUS: You'll say a better mutant individual has never sat a gee
You'll say a better mutant individual has never sat a gee
You'll say a better mutant individual has never sat a gee

HANK: For my nutritional knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
I can never seem to stop eating twinkies before I rot my denture-ies;
But still, in matters biological, mutational, and nutritional,
I am the very model of a mutant individual.

CHORUS: But still, in matters biological, mutational, and nutritional,
He is the very model of a mutant individual.