Hello everyone! ^.^ I know I haven't written lately, it's because of my school...it let out late. This is my third fic, and it was co-written with my lil' brother. Because of who I wrote it with, it might be a *little* weird...P...Well, anywayz, here is my weird fic. I hope you like it! ^_^
The G-Boys' Job Interviews
The G-boys are applying for various jobs! What will happen??!!!
~*~
All the Gundam Wing guys were short for cash (AN: if you're asking "why" since Quatre has, like, ten bazillion dollars, I have no idea @_@.....), so they decided to apply for different jobs.
Trowa: I think we should get a job.
Wufei: JOBS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
Quatre: Um...I've never had a job before...
Duo: I WANNA WORK AT DENNY'S!!!!!!!
Heero: Hn. I want to be a mercenary.
Trowa: Okay, we should all apply for a separate job.
Quatre: Hmm...doesn't that mean going to an interview?
Wufei: INTERVIEWS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
Duo: What's an interview?
All the G-boys except for Duo: O.o;;;;;;
Heero: ...
~*~
They set off to the interviewing place....
Receptionist: do you have an appointment?
Wufei: APPOINTMENTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!
Heero: *pointing gun at receptionist's head* We don't need an appointment.
Quatre: ...Heero! Violence is not the answer! O.o
Receptionist: #_# Uh...okay...I'll show you to the interwiewing person (AN: ?)
~*~
They are shown to the interviewing person's office.
Interview Person (IP): Well, hello. I'm Mr. Baka. How may I help you?
Quatre: We want to app-
Duo: I WANNA WORK AT VICTORIA'S SECRET!!!
Heero: braided baka....
Wufei: VICTORIA'S SECRET IS FOR THE WEAK...ONNAS!!!!!!
Everyone: *_* ;;;;;;;;
Quatre: *glaring at Duo* As I was saying before I was *rudely* interrupted, we would like to apply for jobs.
IP:All right then. Who will go first?
Wufei: NOT ME!!!!!!
Quatre: Um...I've never been interviewed...
Duo: what's an interview?
Heero: *takes out gun*
Trowa: ...
IP: You! With the pink shirt! You can go first!
Quatre: *looks annoyed about the comment about his shirt* Um...okay.
Duo: hee hee.....PINK SHIRT!!!!!
Trowa:...
Wufei: PINK SHIRTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!
Quatre: I heard that...
Wufei: you were *supposed* to...
Everyone: -_-;;;;
~*~
Quatre's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Quatre: I am a Gundam pilot, and the heir to the Winner fortune....
IP: then why are you applying for a job?
Quatre: *_* I don't know....
IP: well, I will just assign you a job...a job at...Bath & Body Works.
Quatre: Uh...do I have to??? I mean...isn't that...a girls' store?
IP: It's all right. A lot of guys work there...
Quatre: *gulp* Alright then. Where do I sign?
Trowa, Heero, Duo, and Wufei see Quatre walk out of the office, blushing.
Duo: why are you blushing? Where are you working?
Quatre *in a barely audible voice* ......Bath and Body works......
All except Quatre: #_#;;;;;
Wufei: BATH AND BODY WORKS IS FOR WEAK ONNAS....*thinks for a second* The job's *perfect* for you, Quatre!
Quatre: @_@ uh......
Duo: hahahaha.....COOL!
Heero: *shakes head*
Trowa: ...
~*~
Wufei's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Wufei: I'm a Gundam pilot, and a fighter for JUSTICE! YOU ARE WEAK!! EVERYONE IS WEAK!!!!!!!
IP: *_*;;;;;;....um, yes, well, what do you like to do?
Wufei: end universal injustice, weakling.
IP: umm....how about a job at McDonalds?...
Wufei: FAST FOOD IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!
IP: well, I will assign you one instead...Limited Too!
Wufei: AAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!.........INJUSTICE!
IP: sorry, that's the only job open.
Wufei: you will pay for this one day, weakling. JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!!!
All the other guys see Wufei walk out, ranting about injustice.
Quatre: you, too?
Wufei:....Limited Too.....
Duo: thats...FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Heero: *smirks*
Trowa: ...
~*~
Heero's Turn
IP: What are your job experiences?
Heero: mercenary, Gundam Pilot, etc.
IP: well, we don't need any of those right now...
Heero: what other jobs are there?
IP: For you, there are these: Pacifists, Inc., Barney cast, Teletubbies cast, Nail Salon, Hairdresser. Take your pick.
Heero:_______________
Sorry it was so short this time, folks! We need help with Heero's, Trowa's and Duo's jobs. Tell us what you would like to see as their jobs!!!!!!!Thanx,
~*~Mihoshi Winner and her lil' bro.~*~ (with a lil' help from M. Winner's best friend)
The G-Boys' Job Interviews
The G-boys are applying for various jobs! What will happen??!!!
~*~
All the Gundam Wing guys were short for cash (AN: if you're asking "why" since Quatre has, like, ten bazillion dollars, I have no idea @_@.....), so they decided to apply for different jobs.
Trowa: I think we should get a job.
Wufei: JOBS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
Quatre: Um...I've never had a job before...
Duo: I WANNA WORK AT DENNY'S!!!!!!!
Heero: Hn. I want to be a mercenary.
Trowa: Okay, we should all apply for a separate job.
Quatre: Hmm...doesn't that mean going to an interview?
Wufei: INTERVIEWS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
Duo: What's an interview?
All the G-boys except for Duo: O.o;;;;;;
Heero: ...
~*~
They set off to the interviewing place....
Receptionist: do you have an appointment?
Wufei: APPOINTMENTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!
Heero: *pointing gun at receptionist's head* We don't need an appointment.
Quatre: ...Heero! Violence is not the answer! O.o
Receptionist: #_# Uh...okay...I'll show you to the interwiewing person (AN: ?)
~*~
They are shown to the interviewing person's office.
Interview Person (IP): Well, hello. I'm Mr. Baka. How may I help you?
Quatre: We want to app-
Duo: I WANNA WORK AT VICTORIA'S SECRET!!!
Heero: braided baka....
Wufei: VICTORIA'S SECRET IS FOR THE WEAK...ONNAS!!!!!!
Everyone: *_* ;;;;;;;;
Quatre: *glaring at Duo* As I was saying before I was *rudely* interrupted, we would like to apply for jobs.
IP:All right then. Who will go first?
Wufei: NOT ME!!!!!!
Quatre: Um...I've never been interviewed...
Duo: what's an interview?
Heero: *takes out gun*
Trowa: ...
IP: You! With the pink shirt! You can go first!
Quatre: *looks annoyed about the comment about his shirt* Um...okay.
Duo: hee hee.....PINK SHIRT!!!!!
Trowa:...
Wufei: PINK SHIRTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!
Quatre: I heard that...
Wufei: you were *supposed* to...
Everyone: -_-;;;;
~*~
Quatre's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Quatre: I am a Gundam pilot, and the heir to the Winner fortune....
IP: then why are you applying for a job?
Quatre: *_* I don't know....
IP: well, I will just assign you a job...a job at...Bath & Body Works.
Quatre: Uh...do I have to??? I mean...isn't that...a girls' store?
IP: It's all right. A lot of guys work there...
Quatre: *gulp* Alright then. Where do I sign?
Trowa, Heero, Duo, and Wufei see Quatre walk out of the office, blushing.
Duo: why are you blushing? Where are you working?
Quatre *in a barely audible voice* ......Bath and Body works......
All except Quatre: #_#;;;;;
Wufei: BATH AND BODY WORKS IS FOR WEAK ONNAS....*thinks for a second* The job's *perfect* for you, Quatre!
Quatre: @_@ uh......
Duo: hahahaha.....COOL!
Heero: *shakes head*
Trowa: ...
~*~
Wufei's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Wufei: I'm a Gundam pilot, and a fighter for JUSTICE! YOU ARE WEAK!! EVERYONE IS WEAK!!!!!!!
IP: *_*;;;;;;....um, yes, well, what do you like to do?
Wufei: end universal injustice, weakling.
IP: umm....how about a job at McDonalds?...
Wufei: FAST FOOD IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!
IP: well, I will assign you one instead...Limited Too!
Wufei: AAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!.........INJUSTICE!
IP: sorry, that's the only job open.
Wufei: you will pay for this one day, weakling. JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!!!
All the other guys see Wufei walk out, ranting about injustice.
Quatre: you, too?
Wufei:....Limited Too.....
Duo: thats...FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Heero: *smirks*
Trowa: ...
~*~
Heero's Turn
IP: What are your job experiences?
Heero: mercenary, Gundam Pilot, etc.
IP: well, we don't need any of those right now...
Heero: what other jobs are there?
IP: For you, there are these: Pacifists, Inc., Barney cast, Teletubbies cast, Nail Salon, Hairdresser. Take your pick.
Heero:_______________
Sorry it was so short this time, folks! We need help with Heero's, Trowa's and Duo's jobs. Tell us what you would like to see as their jobs!!!!!!!Thanx,
~*~Mihoshi Winner and her lil' bro.~*~ (with a lil' help from M. Winner's best friend)