Hello everyone! ^.^ I know I haven't written lately, it's because of my school...it let out late. This is my third fic, and it was co-written with my lil' brother. Because of who I wrote it with, it might be a *little* weird...P...Well, anywayz, here is my weird fic. I hope you like it! ^_^
Disclaimer: (almost forgot ^_^;;;) I do not own Gundam Wing. Now leave me alone....*WHAAA*
The G-Boys' Job Interviews
The G-boys are applying for various jobs! What will happen??!!!
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All the Gundam Wing guys were short for cash (AN: if you're asking "why" since Quatre has, like, ten bazillion dollars, I have no idea @_@.....), so they decided to apply for different jobs.
Trowa: I think we should get a job.
Wufei: JOBS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
Quatre: Um...I've never had a job before...
Duo: I WANNA WORK AT DENNY'S!!!!!!!
Heero: Hn. I want to be a mercenary.
Trowa: Okay, we should all apply for a separate job.
Quatre: Hmm...doesn't that mean going to an interview?
Wufei: INTERVIEWS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
Duo: What's an interview?
All the G-boys except for Duo: O.o;;;;;;
Heero: ...
~*~
They set off to the interviewing place....
Receptionist: do you have an appointment?
Wufei: APPOINTMENTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!
Heero: *pointing gun at receptionist's head* We don't need an appointment.
Quatre: ...Heero! Violence is not the answer! O.o
Receptionist: #_# Uh...okay...I'll show you to the interwiewing person (AN: ?)
~*~
They are shown to the interviewing person's office.
Interview Person (IP): Well, hello. I'm Mr. Baka. How may I help you?
Quatre: We want to app-
Duo: I WANNA WORK AT VICTORIA'S SECRET!!!
Heero: braided baka....
Wufei: VICTORIA'S SECRET IS FOR THE WEAK...ONNAS!!!!!!
Everyone: *_* ;;;;;;;;
Quatre: *glaring at Duo* As I was saying before I was *rudely* interrupted, we would like to apply for jobs.
IP:All right then. Who will go first?
Wufei: NOT ME!!!!!!
Quatre: Um...I've never been interviewed...
Duo: what's an interview?
Heero: *takes out gun*
Trowa: ...
IP: You! With the pink shirt! You can go first!
Quatre: *looks annoyed about the comment about his shirt* Um...okay.
Duo: hee hee.....PINK SHIRT!!!!!
Trowa:...
Wufei: PINK SHIRTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!
Quatre: I heard that...
Wufei: you were *supposed* to...
Everyone: -_-;;;;
~*~
Quatre's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Quatre: I am a Gundam pilot, and the heir to the Winner fortune....
IP: then why are you applying for a job?
Quatre: *_* I don't know....
IP: well, I will just assign you a job...a job at...Bath & Body Works.
Quatre: Uh...do I have to??? I mean...isn't that...a girls' store?
IP: It's all right. A lot of guys work there...
Quatre: *gulp* Alright then. Where do I sign?
Trowa, Heero, Duo, and Wufei see Quatre walk out of the office, blushing.
Duo: why are you blushing? Where are you working?
Quatre *in a barely audible voice* ......Bath and Body works......
All except Quatre: #_#;;;;;
Wufei: BATH AND BODY WORKS IS FOR WEAK ONNAS....*thinks for a second* The job's *perfect* for you, Quatre!
Quatre: @_@ uh......
Duo: hahahaha.....COOL!
Heero: *shakes head*
Trowa: ...
~*~
Wufei's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Wufei: I'm a Gundam pilot, and a fighter for JUSTICE! YOU ARE WEAK!! EVERYONE IS WEAK!!!!!!!
IP: *_*;;;;;;....um, yes, well, what do you like to do?
Wufei: end universal injustice, weakling.
IP: umm....how about a job at McDonalds?...
Wufei: FAST FOOD IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!
IP: well, I will assign you one instead...Limited Too!
Wufei: AAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!.........INJUSTICE!
IP: sorry, that's the only job open.
Wufei: you will pay for this one day, weakling. JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!!!
All the other guys see Wufei walk out, ranting about injustice.
Quatre: you, too?
Wufei:....Limited Too.....
Duo: thats...FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Heero: *smirks*
Trowa: ...
~*~
Heero's Turn
IP: What are your job experiences?
Heero: mercenary, Gundam Pilot, etc.
IP: well, we don't need any of those right now...
Heero: what other jobs are there?
IP: For you, there are these: Pacifists, Inc., Barney cast, Teletubbies cast, Nail Salon, Hairdresser. Take your pick.
~*~Chapter Two~*~
Heero: I think...uumm....*shuts eyes* ...Hairdresser.....
IP: excellent choice...are you all right, young man? You look awfully pale..?
Heero: Hn. *storms out of the office*
Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei see Heero come out of the office, looking really pale.
Quatre: What happened?
Heero: ...hairdresser...*Duo is about to laugh, but decides not to when he sees Heero take out his gun and point it toward him* What was that, Maxwell?
Duo: uh...nothing! ^_^
Wufei: *mutters* hairdressing is for the weak...
Trowa: ...
Quatre: I don't trust Heero with scissors...
~*~
Duo's turn
IP: *looks tired of saying this over and over...* What job experiences do you have?
Duo: I am a Gundam Pilot and Shinigami, the GOD OF DEATH!!!!!!
IP: -_-;;; yes..well.. what do you like to do?
Duo: umm.....*thinks* (AN: how amazing! He can think!!! *no offence, Duo fans...I'm a Duo fan myself!*) I like...eating candy, annoying people, blowing up stuff, did I mention candy???
IP: *_*....How would you like to work at Out Back Steakhouse(r)? (thanks, Sheik!)
Duo: umm...OKAY! I love eating there!
IP: *sweatdrop* ookkkaayyyyy.....um YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!!!!
Duo: okay ^.^
Quatre, Heero, Wufei, and Trowa see Duo skip out of the office.
Quatre: what did you get?
Duo: *grins*
Wufei: stop smiling so weakly, Maxwell!
Heero: tell us.
Trowa: ///-;;;;;
Duo: I GET TO WORK AT OUT BACK STEAK HOUSE!!! ^_^
All the G-boys except Duo: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;...whatever, Duo.
~*~
Trowa's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Trowa: ...Gundam Pilot, clown/acrobat (AN: acrobat: ?)...
IP: so...you were a clown?
Trowa: *nods*
IP: we were needing a new Ronald McDonald clown for McDonalds!YES! these are SO hard to find..er..you WILL take the job, won't you?
Trowa: *thinks* ....
IP: well?
Trowa: *comes to conclusion*...*nods with difficulty*
IP: OH YEAH! PROMOTION TIME! *starts dancing on the table* WOOHOO! YEAH!
Trowa: ///#;;;;;;;; *looks scared*.....*leaves*
Duo, Heero, Wufei, and Quatre see Trowa walk out, emotionless as ever.
Duo: so?
Trowa:...
Heero: Hn?
Wufei: TELL US YOU WEAKLING!!!
Quatre: *big puppy eyes* pwease tell us?
Trowa: *covers eyes from puppy eyes*
Quatre: *with that cute look in his wittle face* PPWWEEAASEEE??(AN: heh....heh....don't ask ^_^;;;)
Trowa: *barely audible* ...McDonalds...clown...
Duo: COOL RONALD MCDONALD IS THE BEST!!! *crickets chirp*
Quatre: oh well, let's go home...we start tomorrow....
Wufei: DON'T REMIND ME!!!! INJUSTICE!!!!!
*they go home*
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Sorry it wasn't that long! My brother won't help that much anymore...he's watching Dragon Ball Z...(trunks is a bishounen!!!!) I'll do more later..... Tell me if you like it or think it's stupid!
THANX, ~*~Mihoshi WINNER~*~, do you hear that, Athena *cough* "winner"?.
Disclaimer: (almost forgot ^_^;;;) I do not own Gundam Wing. Now leave me alone....*WHAAA*
The G-Boys' Job Interviews
The G-boys are applying for various jobs! What will happen??!!!
~*~
All the Gundam Wing guys were short for cash (AN: if you're asking "why" since Quatre has, like, ten bazillion dollars, I have no idea @_@.....), so they decided to apply for different jobs.
Trowa: I think we should get a job.
Wufei: JOBS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
Quatre: Um...I've never had a job before...
Duo: I WANNA WORK AT DENNY'S!!!!!!!
Heero: Hn. I want to be a mercenary.
Trowa: Okay, we should all apply for a separate job.
Quatre: Hmm...doesn't that mean going to an interview?
Wufei: INTERVIEWS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
Duo: What's an interview?
All the G-boys except for Duo: O.o;;;;;;
Heero: ...
~*~
They set off to the interviewing place....
Receptionist: do you have an appointment?
Wufei: APPOINTMENTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!
Heero: *pointing gun at receptionist's head* We don't need an appointment.
Quatre: ...Heero! Violence is not the answer! O.o
Receptionist: #_# Uh...okay...I'll show you to the interwiewing person (AN: ?)
~*~
They are shown to the interviewing person's office.
Interview Person (IP): Well, hello. I'm Mr. Baka. How may I help you?
Quatre: We want to app-
Duo: I WANNA WORK AT VICTORIA'S SECRET!!!
Heero: braided baka....
Wufei: VICTORIA'S SECRET IS FOR THE WEAK...ONNAS!!!!!!
Everyone: *_* ;;;;;;;;
Quatre: *glaring at Duo* As I was saying before I was *rudely* interrupted, we would like to apply for jobs.
IP:All right then. Who will go first?
Wufei: NOT ME!!!!!!
Quatre: Um...I've never been interviewed...
Duo: what's an interview?
Heero: *takes out gun*
Trowa: ...
IP: You! With the pink shirt! You can go first!
Quatre: *looks annoyed about the comment about his shirt* Um...okay.
Duo: hee hee.....PINK SHIRT!!!!!
Trowa:...
Wufei: PINK SHIRTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!
Quatre: I heard that...
Wufei: you were *supposed* to...
Everyone: -_-;;;;
~*~
Quatre's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Quatre: I am a Gundam pilot, and the heir to the Winner fortune....
IP: then why are you applying for a job?
Quatre: *_* I don't know....
IP: well, I will just assign you a job...a job at...Bath & Body Works.
Quatre: Uh...do I have to??? I mean...isn't that...a girls' store?
IP: It's all right. A lot of guys work there...
Quatre: *gulp* Alright then. Where do I sign?
Trowa, Heero, Duo, and Wufei see Quatre walk out of the office, blushing.
Duo: why are you blushing? Where are you working?
Quatre *in a barely audible voice* ......Bath and Body works......
All except Quatre: #_#;;;;;
Wufei: BATH AND BODY WORKS IS FOR WEAK ONNAS....*thinks for a second* The job's *perfect* for you, Quatre!
Quatre: @_@ uh......
Duo: hahahaha.....COOL!
Heero: *shakes head*
Trowa: ...
~*~
Wufei's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Wufei: I'm a Gundam pilot, and a fighter for JUSTICE! YOU ARE WEAK!! EVERYONE IS WEAK!!!!!!!
IP: *_*;;;;;;....um, yes, well, what do you like to do?
Wufei: end universal injustice, weakling.
IP: umm....how about a job at McDonalds?...
Wufei: FAST FOOD IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!
IP: well, I will assign you one instead...Limited Too!
Wufei: AAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!.........INJUSTICE!
IP: sorry, that's the only job open.
Wufei: you will pay for this one day, weakling. JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!!!
All the other guys see Wufei walk out, ranting about injustice.
Quatre: you, too?
Wufei:....Limited Too.....
Duo: thats...FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Heero: *smirks*
Trowa: ...
~*~
Heero's Turn
IP: What are your job experiences?
Heero: mercenary, Gundam Pilot, etc.
IP: well, we don't need any of those right now...
Heero: what other jobs are there?
IP: For you, there are these: Pacifists, Inc., Barney cast, Teletubbies cast, Nail Salon, Hairdresser. Take your pick.
~*~Chapter Two~*~
Heero: I think...uumm....*shuts eyes* ...Hairdresser.....
IP: excellent choice...are you all right, young man? You look awfully pale..?
Heero: Hn. *storms out of the office*
Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei see Heero come out of the office, looking really pale.
Quatre: What happened?
Heero: ...hairdresser...*Duo is about to laugh, but decides not to when he sees Heero take out his gun and point it toward him* What was that, Maxwell?
Duo: uh...nothing! ^_^
Wufei: *mutters* hairdressing is for the weak...
Trowa: ...
Quatre: I don't trust Heero with scissors...
~*~
Duo's turn
IP: *looks tired of saying this over and over...* What job experiences do you have?
Duo: I am a Gundam Pilot and Shinigami, the GOD OF DEATH!!!!!!
IP: -_-;;; yes..well.. what do you like to do?
Duo: umm.....*thinks* (AN: how amazing! He can think!!! *no offence, Duo fans...I'm a Duo fan myself!*) I like...eating candy, annoying people, blowing up stuff, did I mention candy???
IP: *_*....How would you like to work at Out Back Steakhouse(r)? (thanks, Sheik!)
Duo: umm...OKAY! I love eating there!
IP: *sweatdrop* ookkkaayyyyy.....um YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!!!!
Duo: okay ^.^
Quatre, Heero, Wufei, and Trowa see Duo skip out of the office.
Quatre: what did you get?
Duo: *grins*
Wufei: stop smiling so weakly, Maxwell!
Heero: tell us.
Trowa: ///-;;;;;
Duo: I GET TO WORK AT OUT BACK STEAK HOUSE!!! ^_^
All the G-boys except Duo: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;...whatever, Duo.
~*~
Trowa's Turn
IP: what job experiences have you had?
Trowa: ...Gundam Pilot, clown/acrobat (AN: acrobat: ?)...
IP: so...you were a clown?
Trowa: *nods*
IP: we were needing a new Ronald McDonald clown for McDonalds!YES! these are SO hard to find..er..you WILL take the job, won't you?
Trowa: *thinks* ....
IP: well?
Trowa: *comes to conclusion*...*nods with difficulty*
IP: OH YEAH! PROMOTION TIME! *starts dancing on the table* WOOHOO! YEAH!
Trowa: ///#;;;;;;;; *looks scared*.....*leaves*
Duo, Heero, Wufei, and Quatre see Trowa walk out, emotionless as ever.
Duo: so?
Trowa:...
Heero: Hn?
Wufei: TELL US YOU WEAKLING!!!
Quatre: *big puppy eyes* pwease tell us?
Trowa: *covers eyes from puppy eyes*
Quatre: *with that cute look in his wittle face* PPWWEEAASEEE??(AN: heh....heh....don't ask ^_^;;;)
Trowa: *barely audible* ...McDonalds...clown...
Duo: COOL RONALD MCDONALD IS THE BEST!!! *crickets chirp*
Quatre: oh well, let's go home...we start tomorrow....
Wufei: DON'T REMIND ME!!!! INJUSTICE!!!!!
*they go home*
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Sorry it wasn't that long! My brother won't help that much anymore...he's watching Dragon Ball Z...(trunks is a bishounen!!!!) I'll do more later..... Tell me if you like it or think it's stupid!
THANX, ~*~Mihoshi WINNER~*~, do you hear that, Athena *cough* "winner"?.