Disclaimer: Due to the fact FRA (Federal Rating Agency) said I could not post this fic on the net, you will now read of the adventures of a very drunk Bob Dole. Just kidding. He is drunk but he is one of my guest hosts.
Dole: It's a (hic) magical world out there (insert vomiting sound affects here)
Michael: That's wonderful. Will you just say "role film"
Dole: Fuck you… you… you…. Ass hole
Michael: *sigh* Role film
Dole: (insert fading sound affect here) Vote Bob Dole
Michael Irene presents
"Honey,
I am going to have to go over to Mrs. Fraders apartment. She can't find her
medicine. I'll be back in a sec but don't forget to check the thermometer." I
was lying in bed with a fever of a 100.5. It isn't really a big deal. I have a
history of bad fevers. Just last week I had a fever. But for some reason, I
felt extra sick. Many people think that being sick and staying home from school
is great but I don't. I mean I like school but trust me it isn't worth getting
sick just to be bored all day and feeling miserable. "I wish I was at school,"
I thought. "I could be talking to all my friends. TK must have gotten over me
right. Maybe. Please?" I really felt bad about that. His last week alive and I
turn him down. Oh man, did that magic eight-ball get it. And where the hell did
that voice come from? Why am I so sick? WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF?!?! See this is what fevers do to you. I kept
repeating the phrase over and over in my head. "Follow your heart," the voice
had said. What does my heart say?……….
Where
am I?
Your
in your subconscious.
What?
Who are you?
I
am your heart.
You
mean that I am having a conversation with my own heart?!
Do
not be startled child. You are the one who came to me.
Huh?
You
wanted advise on your situation.
Oh!
That's right! I wanted to know what I should do.
Kari I, your heart, am just an organ in your body. The most important organ in fact. The idea that a heart has to do with love is seeped in mystery. You are not looking for you heart but something that doesn't exists. I cannot tell you what to do about TK but I can tell you that you have low blood pressure.
That's
fucking wonderful. Now what the hell am I supposed to do?
Kari if you still want my advice I would say go after him.
See
this would be a lot easier if you just said that in the beginning.
Thanks
for the advice.
Good luck and fuck you……………
I slowly drifted back to
reality. I had to find TK. Where could he be?…………SCHOOL! "You are a dumbass," I
mumbled to my self. I checked my thermometer. My temperature had dropped
drastically it was now 95. "Is that even possible?" I thought. It didn't
matter. I scribbled a note telling my mom that I was better and at school. I
grabbed my back pack and started running. I ran the entire way there. I tripped
a few times but I kept on moving. When I finnaly got to school I had to explain
to the principle why I had called in sick only 2 hours ago and now I was at
school. "Sir, my temperature went down and I wanted to go to school." He didn't
look like he believed me but since there was no other proof he let me go to
class.
I ran to my locker to
check my schedule. It turned out to be……. Sex ED. It was really disturbing
listening to a fat 90 year old talk to you about how wonderful sex is. I mean
no one at school needed the talk anyway. All our parents had already talked to
us. That was disturbing also the most disturbing was when Tai talked to me
about it. I did not get any sleep for a week after that. I walked into the
class room right when the teacher was showing a 50 year old movie why boys and
girls are attracted to each other. I sat down in the only seat available. It
just happened to be right next to Allison.
She
kept on saying things to her friends like "That's not what it's like," and
"Like she would know." I ignored it for the most part. Except she said
something a little surprising. "TK doesn't need to take this class cause
tonight he is going to find out what its like." That was a total shocker. The
girl next her said, "You already asked him out?" "No, but it's not like he'll
refuse. My parents have to go to some meeting in Beijing, so I have the
apartment to myself." That really pissed me off. "Listen here Allison," I said
"I have know TK my entire life and he is not about to go off and have sex with
you let alone go out with you." "Why don't you fucking back off alright. I
promise I'll treat him nice." "You don't get it do you? TK won't sleep with
you." "Well we'll see who's right after the round of fucking I am going to have
with TK." My face went a bright red. I was ready to yell at her but I wouldn't.
"I will not let this whore get to me," I thought.
Soon, class was over and Allison made her move. "Hey TK,"
she said with her would be innocent voice. TK must have not been paying
attention because it took him a little while to respond. "Oh, hey Allison." "TK
I was wondering if you would want to go out with me to a movie tonight and
since my parents are in Beijing we could go back to my place and…. You know."
By the end of the sentence, her voice had dropped to a whisper. But that didn't
matter because the entire room was no listening except for the teacher who
apparently was deaf. Everyone waited in stillness. TK really looked embarrassed.
He kept on looking around almost pleading with someone to change the topic. Ken
got the hint. He stood up and said, "Hey everyone there is going to be a party
at my house tonight and everyone is invited!" Everyone started cheering. TK
took the opportunity to walk off. I walked up to her and took a second to relish
the look of anger and utter amazement. "So how does it feel to be blown off?" I
asked. "Fuck you. I'll go ask him again." She ran off. Davis walked up to me
and asked "Wow I've never seen her so pissed off." "Yeah. She's going to go ask
TK again. Lets go watch."
"Hey TK, you didn't answer me." We were walking in a
group but TK still hadn't looked at me. TK turned around and said, "Allison you
are a nice person but to put it bluntly you are such a fucking whore that its not
funny. Hey, if you want to get every STD (A/N: Sexually Transmitted Diesis) in
the medical dictionary before you 18, that's good for you but it isn't going to
involve me. You may think that because your not a virgin that no guy can resist
you and you think your all that and a bag of chips, but your not. You are a
dumb blond. The only way your going to get around in life is by sleeping
around. But not with me ok. Not with me." That was very blunt. Pretty much
everyone was cheering TK on with the exception of her horny little worshipers.
It was very funny. I really wanted to talk with TK but I couldn't with everyone
around. I talked to Ken and Yolei and they understood. They had been dating for
a while now. It really makes me crack up. But anyway they got Davis and Cody to
go away. Davis was reluctant to but there was no way he could turn down a
challenge by Ken "The Rocket" Itchijoji.
"TK I want to talk to you." He was rubbing the back of
his neck. "Kari if this is about me asking you out I think we shouldn't talk
about it." "No, TK I do want to talk about it. You see…. TK what's wrong." He
was breathing heavily with one hand on his knee and the other on the back of
his neck. "I don't feel so good," he said weakly. "SOME ONE HELP!" I shouted.
Some teachers came but it was to late. He was already unconscious. And he wasn't
breathing.
I rode with him in the
ambulance. The paramedics got him breathing but he was still unconscious. They
wouldn't let me into his room at the hospital but when Matt came he got me in.
They couldn't get a hold of his parents so me and Matt sat there in silence
until the doctor came in. "Ms. Kaimya, what are you doing here?" "He is my
friend," I growled. This was the doctor I had always gotten whenever I went to
the hospital which is quiet frequently . "Mr. Ishinda, do you have any idea
where your parents could be?" "They should be at work," replied Matt. The
doctor sighed. "Well apparently your little brothers cancer has been growing.
Growing at an incredible rate to. It is impossible for cancer to spread this
fast. It is growing at an uncharted rate." Matt growled "So basically my
brother is going to die sooner." "Well, yes. I hate to say this but he doesn't
have much longer to live." "What do you mean?" I asked. "He already only has
three days." The doctor sighed. "Ms. Kaimya he only has a day left at max." I started
to cry. "Isn't there anything you can do?" asked Matt. "I have already discussed
this with TK and his mother. He would be able to stand the Chemotherapy and his
immune system can't take radiation treatment. Nothing short of a miracle can
save him.
"No!" I thought. "He can't
die now not when I finally realize that I love him."
Dole: That was fucking
crap you shit faced cock-master
Michael: What the hell are
you still doing here?!? Security!
Beefy: Get the fuck out of
here before I get the urge to bust cap in your ass.
Dole: You can't tell me
what to do.
**Machine gun fire**
Michael: So much for that
guy. Anyway what you think R&R please thanks.