Weird Songs From The Digital World:Headline News
"It's been 20 years since the secound batch of Digidestined went to the Digital World.And now they have stories about what happened to them when season 3 began,"Oprah said,"Cody,you first".
Once,there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brout along his spray paint.And when he finally came back.He had cane marks all over his bottom.He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm*Whack/Scream*.
"I went to Singapore for summer vacation one year.And I packed some spray paint to show my artistic side.But a little bit got on the wall and they beat me with a ****in' stick!In public!"he said."OK.You go next Yolei"Oprah said.
Once,there was this girl who swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion.And when she finally made it,she saw some other girl who was better.And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm*Whack/Girl Scream*Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.
"I was an Olympig ice skater and was one step away from winning.But the girl I was going against was a mean snob and a little bit better than me.So I said I wish she'd break her leg and some guy who liked me heard me say it and he smacked her in the knee with a golf club."she said.
They got paid for their sound bytes.And sold their TV movie rights.
"Your turn Davis"Oprah said."OK"he said in a high pitched voice.
And then,there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut of his weiner.And when he finally came to,he found little Mr. Happy was missing.
He couldn't quite explain it.It'd always just been in there.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.*Farts*.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.*More Farts*
"Ya see,my wife Kari(I'm still a Takari fan)and I had an arguement.And late at night she cut off my manhood
and ran away to live with that B****** T.K.!!!"he...er... whatever he is said."That was too much information"Oprah said."Well next week we'll have nude psychic porn star midgets"she said.
(Belching in background)Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh.Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh.*More Farts*Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh.Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh.
*Accordion Solo*
*Kazoo Solo*
*Accordion Solo*
*Fade*
Disclaimer:I don't own Digimon,Oprah or Weird Al's parody of The Crash Test Dummies "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"which he calls Headline News.And the midgets are from Jerry Springer(Parody of the Barenaked Ladies "One Week")and I don't own it neather!And if you say I do,I'll get mideval on your heinie("Amish Paradise" parody of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise")
"It's been 20 years since the secound batch of Digidestined went to the Digital World.And now they have stories about what happened to them when season 3 began,"Oprah said,"Cody,you first".
Once,there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brout along his spray paint.And when he finally came back.He had cane marks all over his bottom.He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm*Whack/Scream*.
"I went to Singapore for summer vacation one year.And I packed some spray paint to show my artistic side.But a little bit got on the wall and they beat me with a ****in' stick!In public!"he said."OK.You go next Yolei"Oprah said.
Once,there was this girl who swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion.And when she finally made it,she saw some other girl who was better.And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm*Whack/Girl Scream*Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.
"I was an Olympig ice skater and was one step away from winning.But the girl I was going against was a mean snob and a little bit better than me.So I said I wish she'd break her leg and some guy who liked me heard me say it and he smacked her in the knee with a golf club."she said.
They got paid for their sound bytes.And sold their TV movie rights.
"Your turn Davis"Oprah said."OK"he said in a high pitched voice.
And then,there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut of his weiner.And when he finally came to,he found little Mr. Happy was missing.
He couldn't quite explain it.It'd always just been in there.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.*Farts*.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.*More Farts*
"Ya see,my wife Kari(I'm still a Takari fan)and I had an arguement.And late at night she cut off my manhood
and ran away to live with that B****** T.K.!!!"he...er... whatever he is said."That was too much information"Oprah said."Well next week we'll have nude psychic porn star midgets"she said.
(Belching in background)Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh.Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh.*More Farts*Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh.Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh.
*Accordion Solo*
*Kazoo Solo*
*Accordion Solo*
*Fade*
Disclaimer:I don't own Digimon,Oprah or Weird Al's parody of The Crash Test Dummies "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"which he calls Headline News.And the midgets are from Jerry Springer(Parody of the Barenaked Ladies "One Week")and I don't own it neather!And if you say I do,I'll get mideval on your heinie("Amish Paradise" parody of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise")