TTOSBT Episode 6.html Author's Note: Sorry, Tyr, and Mage Melery, and everybody else who wants me to write faster. ^_^ I'm taking it as a compliment, so thanks as well .. but I'm writing as fast as I can, I promise! I've just got work up to my nose every weekday, and up to my chin every week*end*. I'm trying. Really! I'm sorry!
Anyways, welcome to the first new chapter in ff.n's nifty little chaptering thing. I finally converted all my stories! Yaysa! *grins* Tell me if you like the new subtitles, I made them up on the spot. *wink*


The King of Thieves was an extremely light sleeper, which worked well for his profession; and he also slept in a windowless room at the very top of the Night Dragon Inn. He was at the door exactly six seconds before the assassin came in.
"Jewel Swiftfingers sends her greetings to you, Aaron Linnus," the dwarfish cloaked figure told him in a hoarse male voice, plunging a dagger towards his stomach. But Christan was ready. He snatched the man's wrist with one hand, twisting it hard enough to at least sprain it, and slashed at his throat. The little man was quick, though, and ducked almost out of his reach -- not quite quick enough, however; he had acquired a nasty gash on the cheek. As he slipped out of the door under Christan's arm, blood began to spill out from it onto his dark cloak.
Christan barely had time to register all this before much taller shadowy figures burst through his ceiling and landed cleanly, one by one, on the floor. He disposed of the first two fairly quickly, but the third one kicked him hard in the stomach as he dropped from the ceiling, and Christan was thrown back into the door with a sickening crunch. His right arm -- his knife arm -- was broken. Staggering, Christan turned pale, then grey, as the intense pain in his arm grew, shooting fiery currents through his entire body.
The thief who had kicked him came forward swiftly with a fourth who had just descended from the gap in the ceiling, both intending to finish him off. Christan pulled another knife from his waist and brought it in a rapid downswing, and the two of them were dead in an instant. Breathing hard, Christan kept leaning against the wall, watching as three more thieves fell and circled him.
Three left, Christan thought weakly. I might be able to handle this. Stay alive, Andrea.
They all darted in at the same time; if it hadn't been for Christan's incredible reflexes he would have been dead. As it was, one of them managed to slice his throat shallowly before Christan finished them all off. He sat there for a moment, concentrating on breathing, and then he collapsed into the huddle of dead bodies before him.

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As I hurriedly followed Farrell of Nicoline around the palace, I tried desperately to make it look as though I hadn't wandered these corridors for three years and memorized every corner and every door. It wasn't too hard as long as I stayed behind him, but the older page still remarked that I'd found my way around surprisingly quickly. I blushed and murmured something, but I wasn't sure if he really noticed or not.
"All right," he told me, leaning against my doorframe in the early afternoon. I realized that any boy could be with me in the room alone, while no girls were allowed to be -- which was odd and might cause some problems. Thank the Goddess I wouldn't need a girl for help with anything -- I'd learned what I needed to know in the Yamani Islands.
"You've got your uniform," Farrell continued, counting off on his fingers, "you know the way to the mess hall, the squires' wing, and the portrait gallery, and you're all unpacked?"
I nodded, expecting him to leave once he'd checked me over. He'd been a good sponsor. "Thanks, Farrell," I told him gratefully.
"You know, Hiera, you're not as green as some of the new pages around here. I like you."
Grinning, I answered, "Good, you'd be a bad enemy." I already felt comfortable around him; he was exactly like an older brother.
He smiled at my comment. "Christan, you ought to be a bit social before we collapse into endless work tomorrow." Farrell winked playfully. "You know, I don't mind all these girls getting into the knight program. They're good fighters, and they flirt pretty well, besides."
I raised my eyebrows at this observation, painfully aware of the fact that I was a girl, and stepped out of my room. "I'm ready to be social, if you like," I announced cheerfully, closing the door behind me. The pages' wing was a new enviroment, but one that I liked so far, even with the secret ache to be included in the small circle of female pages and squires. I would get used to it in time, I supposed.
"Hey, Farrell, did you get a good one?" a tall, grey-eyed boy wanted to know, heading over to us. Farrell rolled his eyes, but I caught a hint of a smile behind them.
"That," he told me, pointing, "is Evan of King's Reach. He talks too much."
I grinned, my shyness disappearing, as Evan clapped Farrell on the back. "Thanks, old friend," he began, "for the one-sided introduction. Now who's he?" Evan pointed at me, and I felt a twinge of strangeness at being referred to as "he."
"I'm, uh, Christan of Hiera," I said ungracefully, realizing I was supposed to answer that.
"He knows his way around the palace already," Farrell told Evan, raising his eyebrows in surprise -- or was it pride?
"Really? Finally, a page who won't wake us at some ungodly hour to ask us where the training grounds are," Even drawled.
"Yes, praise Mithros for that!" agreed Farrell, snorting with laughter. "Remember little Marven of Jesslaw, last year?"
Evan sighed, exasperated at the mere memory, and put his hand over his heart. "One of the great trials of my life, that boy was," he declared melodramatically. I raised my eyebrows.
"Don't mind him," whispered Farrell, leaning over to me. Having him so close made me extremely tense, and I was strongly aware of who I really was. What would they think when they finally learned the truth?
"I won't," I answered softly, wondering where the real Christan was. The thought sent a painful jolt up my spine -- how much longer before I got awarded a trip to the city? Midwinter? Summer?
"So Christan, I hope you'll stay awhile," Evan continued.
I looked up, puzzled. "What do you mean?"
"Loads of pages have been dropping out," Farrell informed me, "because they don't fancy serving King Roald." I nearly snickered, but kept myself under control.
"I prefer to think of it as serving Tortall," I pointed out dryly, and the two of them laughed.
"Good idea," Evan agreed. "The Lord Provost has almost reached the end of his rope, though. The Rogue's getting out of hand, I hear -- all those dropouts go straight to the Court of the Rogue and learn fighting from the thieves, instead of from the King's knights. The fighters of the Own are getting more unreliable, too. It's a bit scary, if you ask me."
"Well," I said shortly, not wanting to say anything else lest I captured the attention of Roald or someone actually loyal to the crown. We could get accused of treason, I figured, knowing Roald's policies well enough, and that was a mess I wanted to stay out of. Roald couldn't prove that the knight dropouts were in the Rogue, or that the Own was becoming less effective, although most residents of Corus probably hungered for an easy solution to all these problems. If Roald caught anybody with treasonous thoughts, he would relish making an example of them -- daughter, son, or no.
"It is scary," Farrell remarked slowly, "considering the Own and the Palace Guard are keeping us safe right now."
I didn't think so. The Rogue never attacked nobles outright unless they'd been provoked; their main task was to steal so they could stay alive. Furthermore, the idea of a direct assault on the palace was laughable. Christan had no reason to do anything of the sort -- I looked down as I thought of him yet again. I felt like I'd lost control of half my limbs when he wasn't there to support me, and I couldn't be there to support him. Sighing softly, I told myself sternly to shut up.
When moaning solves all your problems for you, you can keep going. Until then, either be a page or be some pretty thing that Roald can show off in public and marry to a complete stranger. Get a hold on yourself, Andrea.
"Samson, over here!" Evan called suddenly, beckoning to the redhead he had agreed to sponsor yesterday. Samson was on his way out of his room -- I noticed right away that he had stopped blushing furiously, and smiled to myself. Farrell seemed to notice what I was grinning about, and winked slyly at me.
"Hello," Samson greeted us bashfully.
"Nice to meet you," said Farrell kindly.
"Done unpacking?" Evan asked Samson paternally. Samson nodded quickly, biting his lip. "Well, we've got one more day before the whole exhausting routine starts up again," announced Evan. "Saxen doesn't begrudge us the rest, though, whatever he might say."
"How is Saxen?" I wondered. "He seemed a bit strict."
"Strict, but quite fair," Farrell replied, with a good deal of respect in his voice. "And an amazing swordsman." I remembered the female pages' conversation at the ball, about how only one page in history had beaten Saxen so far; I wished I knew whether Squire Tessa had achieved that goal of hers yet.
"Almost too fair," Evan added. "Say anything about the girls in front of him, Christan, and you'll find yourself at home." I chuckled a little.
"Don't worry, I don't mind lady knights," I told them. They wouldn't know how true that was for eight years.

Being away from Christan was easily the hardest part of my training, even though I had to scold myself for thinking about him so much when I should have been concentrating. I longed to whisper things to him at night, and pour out all of my worries and concerns and triumphs of the day, just to hear his encouraging and helpful replies. I wished I could hear him tell me what he was doing, and give him advice of my own, and be reassured once again that he could take care of himself. My worst fears haunted me all the time, because the King of Thieves was probably the riskiest position in the world and it was an accepted fact that there were plenty of attempts on his life. It was an idea that I forced out of my mind every night, and then cried myself to sleep.
In the meantime, I worked hard, rising at dawn to practice all of my Yamani exercises so that my body would memorize them fully. In the twelve years I'd spent there, I had learned more than I'd ever imagined, and the other pages made jokes about how I was probably a knight in disguise. "You don't need this training," they'd tell me, and I gladly gave up hours to help them along to avoid any suspicion; the only Tortallans who had any business being in the Islands were the ambassadors and, well, the princess!
Kander had taught me more than he knew about the pages' and squires' minisociety, and I fit in pretty well. Evan and Farrell remained my good friends, and I tried to get closer to Lexana without being obvious. The last thing I needed was for .. well, I tried to stay inconspicuous, anyway. I hoped that the girls could be trusted to know my secret, so if I knew them well enough I could be included in their group -- but whenever I thought this, I just had to shake my head and tell myself to stop moping. I was having a good time, and I'd have plenty of time to mingle with girls once I was knighted.
As much as I knew, there was still a lot to learn. I often found myself despairing over Kander's absence -- my friends just wouldn't believe that I needed help sometimes, and Tortallan history and etiquette danced around in my head. I figured that I probably would be completely out of place in the Yamani Court now, but at least my teachers thought highly of me. Book learning usually came relatively easily to me, and I eventually ended up memorizing all the complicating dates and ways to ask a girl to dance -- hopefully I avoided blushing through those lessons! It took awhile, but I adapted to the routine. Mostly.
"Up on your feet, boy!" yelled our staffwork teacher one freezing morning, after I had taken my sixth blow from Maxwell of Disart, a young strawberry-blond boy with hard eyes. "We haven't got all day. Or do you expect the floor to lift you up all by itself?" I grunted, got up with narrowed eyes, and wondered what the lunatic would do if I told him I was Princess Andrea. Sighing inwardly at myself, I was reminded of what I was here to do and concentrated hard on my blocks. To my surprise, this time it was Maxwell who was staggering back, unsure of his next move. I saw right away, though, that he hated having to fight with somebody older than him, and fought back viciously. Bewildered by his ferocity, I returned his staff blows as well as I could -- the Yamanis didn't much like that weapon, so I hadn't learned it too well -- and wondered why he seemed to be so insulted.
Later that afternoon, as I was cleaning the tack of my calm but determined mare, Sophie, Maxwell approached me angrily. "You think you're such a quick learner, Hiera," he growled, "don't you? Your little friends worship you because you're such a pig-kissing know-it-all."
"Maxwell," I told him, frowning, "I'm not trying to injure your honor here. Calm down!"
I'd said the wrong thing, I supposed, although he'd probably take it the wrong way no matter what I said. He balled his fists and leaned close to me. "I'm not going to obey every word you say, Hiera," he snapped, "like every other boy here. Or every girl." He smiled -- apparently he thought he was clever.
I rolled my eyes. "Come on, you can't think of anything better than that?" I drawled. "Get back to me when you can pick a fight a little better." I pushed past him roughly, and skipped out of the stable before he could try anything else. I had no time to waste on boys like him.

I had severely underestimated Maxwell, however; by the end of the week he'd gotten two third-year pages on his side, including Eryk of Spedret. I remembered how much trouble Eryk had given Kander, and shuddered. Even though he'd been forced to repeat two years of his time as a page due to exceedingly bad performance, I knew he was a champion bully and I didn't relish the thought of getting into brawls.
For one thing, Lord Saxen gave harsh, almost excessive, amounts of punishment duty for fighting, and I needed all the time I could get for extra sleep on weekends. For another, a fracas among the pages would probably inspire him to postpone any special trips into the city. Seeing Christan for even just five minutes was worth more than all the fights in the world to me, and I refused to rise to Maxwell's bait. It was far too petty an argument for me to care much, so if they wanted to play at being thugs, good for them, I wasn't going to help.
Unfortunately, his gang could thrash me without my help. Carelessly, I'd stayed too long in the indoor training grounds to get a sword thrust correct, and I didn't see them until it was too late. Farrell and Evan had gone up ahead, probably thinking I would stay here over lunch like I'd done a few times before. It was a perfect plan, really -- shame I couldn't appreciate it.
"Hello, pig-kisser," Maxwell sneered. He pulled out a glinting silver dagger as Eryk and two other burly third-years grouped behind him. Goddess, a dagger! Was he insane, trying to kill me just because I'd seen him slip a little with a staff?
"Daggers?" I questioned coolly, eyebrows raised in mock surprise. I would not let him see my anxiety. "Play fair, dear boy." I pulled out two of my own, praying to Mithros for my life.
"Fair?" he wondered, eyeing my daggers with gleeful anticipation, as though convinced a first-year could not play this game. Let him think I don't know how to use them!
"I forgot," I told him calmly, sounding falsely apologetic. "One word a time with you."
He roared, charging into me with a crash, and flailed the dagger around uselessly. I quickly relieved him of it and tried to shove him off me -- he got a hard knock to my jaw before I was free. Once I'd thrown him away, however, the others were left.
Three, I thought wearily. Christan didn't teach me all this so that I could fall apart the minute I'm challenged. I'm staying alive. Gritting my teeth, I went to it. Eryk threw a punch straight at my nose, and the two others grabbed me from behind. I doubled up and slipped out of their grasp, brandishing the knives. The two third-years jumped away, blissfully unarmed, and -- hopefully -- realizing that I had the strength of a fifteen-year-old to go along with my age. Eryk wasn't flustered at all, however, and Maxwell wasted no time in diving right at me. Not wanting to use the daggers unless I absolutely had to for several different reasons, I turned the dagger aside and merely punched him square on the jaw, where he'd gotten me before. Eryk drew an arm roughly around my throat from behind and tightened his grip, making me gag, as Maxwell smashed his fists into me, anywhere he could. Using the daggers was my only way out now, and I still hoped they'd back off from fear before I had a chance to draw blood. Maxwell's blade I still held; he wasn't ever going to use it again if I could help it.
As my vision started to darken, I held one dagger up to the arm that was latched around my neck and dragged another one blindly out in front of me. I heard a shriek at the edge of my vision, and suddenly I felt myself being slammed to the ground. I blinked. Eryk had dropped me. Maxwell had a large gash on his upper left arm, although it didn't look deep. The two third-years dashed off as they saw me begin to rise, and Eryk sped after them, yelling that they were cowards, but I suspected the knives had been entering a whole new realm of combat with these bullies.
Maxwell smacked his heel into my side as I pushed myself off the floor, and shoved my face down to the ground again.
"Pig-kisser," he whispered hotly, and tore off in the direction of the healers' wing; arm, nose, and jaw bleeding freely. Sighing, I wiped blood from my nose and got up fully, storing the daggers back under my sleeves. Maxwell's I stuck in one of the spare pouches on my belt. My nose was stinging, but that could be fixed. I'd done well, considering. The best I could hope for was that they'd learned a lesson, although that didn't seem likely at all.