Title: Untitled Crossover
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"He'll be a great ally. Won't he Nebula?" an icy voice asked.

"Of course your majesty," the one called Nebula replied.

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SM Dimension

"Oh, my! We have to find out what happened to Darien!" a frantic Mina exclaimed.

"Calm down, Mina. I'm searching for any clue of where he disappeared to.

"For now, all we can do is search and be on our guard," Pluto stated calmly.

"RIGHT!" four determined scouts exclaimed.

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DBZ Dimension

Bra ask," Are you a princess?"

Serenity blushed, but nodded her head and then decided to become Serena again. There was another bright flash of light and then standing in Serenity's place was Serena.

"What's your name?" Bra asked.

"Serena. Serena Tsukino," Serena answered.

"I'm Bra!" Bra exclaimed cheerily.

"That's a unique name. I bet your mom came up with it becuase I don't think your dad has any uniqueness to him!" Serena replied.

"Actually I did name her!" Vegeta yelled and started to mumble under his breath as he walked towards the gravity machine to train.

"Hmm... Funny I didn't think he had very much of creativeness. Oh well I must have been wrong! hehe" Serena said to herself. Although everyone else heard it and burst into laughter.

"*giggle* It's easy to make you guys/girls laugh!" Serena exclaimed.

"No, it's just *giggle* no one ever *giggle* talks like that *giggle* about or to *giggle* Vegeta's face!! *bursts into laughter*" Bulma laughed.

"Really? Well he deserves it! Might help take away some of his arrogance!" exclaimed Serena.

"Yeah, well he gets a few good yellings from Bulma!" Yamcha replied.

"YAMCHA!!! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF THE WAY I YELL!?!?" Bulma asked angrily as she started to walk stalkingly towards Yamcha.

"No mam!! I'm not making fun of you I was just saying that you can put someone in their place too!" Yamcha exclaimed frightingly.

"Hehe Bulma let him go. He's just another arrogant man that is afraid of certain women!" Serena stated.

"You're right. He isn't worth my time," Bulma replied.

"Well, why don't we get dinner started?" Chi Chi asked.

"Sure let's go!" Bulma answered.

"I'll help too!" Serena exclaimed.

"No you don't have to," Chi Chi replied.

"I want to!" Serena whined.

"Oh alright!" Bulma stated.

"Make sure you men don't break anything!" Chi Chi yelled.

"Yes Mam!" they replied in unision.

"Good," Chi Chi stated.

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Kitchen

"Chi Chi can you hand me the carrots?" Serena asked.

"Sure! Here," Chi Chi said while handing Serena the carrots.

Serena made a disgusted face as Chi Chi handed her the carrots.

"What's wrong? Something wrong with the carrots?" Chi Chi asked.

"Huh? Oh no! Nothing's wrong with them. I don't like carrots is all," Serena answered.

"Then why did you ask for them?" Bulma asked.

"Becuase I'm making the roast and you have to have carrots in with it along with potatoes and celery. But, the good thing is you don't have to eat the carrots with the roast! hehe" Serena said with a giggle.

"Okay, we know not to make carrots for you anytime soon!" Bulma replied.

"Yep! hehe Um... What is burning? Bulma is that the pork?" Serena asked.

"Oh NO!! hehe sorry I'm not the best cook!" Bulma exclaimed as she ran around the kitchen with the pork that was now on fire.

Serena ran and grabbed the fire exstinguisher and used it to put out the fire. Needless to say the pork was ruined.

"Looks like we're not having pork tonight," Chi Chi said as she broke out into laughter. Soon Bulma and Serena joined her.

"Oh well, we still have the roast and Chi Chi's stew. Plus the side dishes. If worst comes to worst we can order some pizzas!" Serena exclaimed through giggles.

"Yeah!" Bulma and Chi Chi both replied.

"Umm... mom what's burning?" Trunks asked as he walked through the kitchen to out back.

"Uh oh not again!" Bulma exclaimed.

"It's the roast!" Chi Chi yelled.

Serena dove to the stove and opened it to see her roast go up in flames.

"Today is not our day!" she exclaimed as Chi Chi grabbed the fire extinguisher and put out the roast.

Trunks just looked at them, shook his head and walked out the door.

"*giggle* all we have left now is the stew!" Chi Chi exclaimed.

"Wrong. You spoke too soon Chi Chi!! You jinxed it!" Bulma said sadly.

"Looks like we'll have to order out tonight! We definatly don't make a good team in the kitchen!" Serena said and burst into laughter.

"No we don't!" Bulma said and started laughing as well. Soon Chi Chi joined in.

"What's going on in here?" Goku asked the question in all the guys (Piccolo, Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta, Yamcha, and Kami) were all thinking.

"Umm... It's burn the house down day?" Serena replied from her position on the floor.

"We had some uh problems with the food. We decided to order out tonight," Chi Chi replied.

"Uh huh. I think you women just screwed up and have nothing ready so you're going to order something instead," Vegeta replied.

"Oh how did you figure us out?" Serena asked sarcastically while getting up.

"It's easy. Trunks told us what he saw when he walked through the kitchen," Vegeta replied with a smirk, "Besides you have a burned roast, ruined pork, and very disgusting looking stew."

"I'll go and get some pizzas. I'll be back soon," Goku said and left.

"He better not eat them all before he gets back!" Gohan grumbled.

"I don't think he could eat that much!" Serena replied.

"You'd be surprised," Piccolo stated.

"NO ONE CAN EAT MORE THAN ME!!" Serena exclaimed looking at Piccolo.

"If you want to test it then I suggest we get some more pizza delivered," Piccolo said.

"I'll get some delivered. Who knows if Goku will eat all the pizza on his way back anyway," Bulma replied as she walked off to call the pizza place.

"So, are you really gonna see if you can eat more than my dad?" Gohan asked.

"Yes, I take pride in my eating habits!" Serena answered.

"Hey guys! What's going on?" Goku asked as he walking in with 30 large pizzas in his arms.

"Well, he definatly didn't eat any!" Chi Chi replied.

"Huh? What's going on?" Goku asked.

"Nothing, it's just this brat thinks she can eat more than you Kakorott," Vegeta answered.

"My name is Serena!! S-E-R-E-N-A!! Come on now say it! SERENA!" Serena yelled angrily.

"She WHAT!?!?" Goku asked in surprise.

"You heard me," Vegeta answered and then turned to Serena and said, "BRAT!"

"Ugh! You mean old jerk!! You're worse than Darien and Raye!! Grr..." Serena said angrily.

"I think you made her mad, Dad," Trunks said.

"You have TWO kids?" Serena asked in surprise.

"Yes, you have a problem with that, brat?" Vegeta asked while smirking.

"No, I just never thought that you'd be a dad," Serena replied, "and I have a name! It's SERENA!!!"

"So what if you have a name! I'll call you what I want! I'm a prince!" Vegeta yelled back.

"SO!!!! I'm the future queen!!! I'm a princess!!! I've died twice and been reborn!! Plus, I'll continue to live LONG after YOU die!" Serena replied heatedly.

"You'd have to be imortal to live long after I die!" Vegeta replied.

"I'm half goddess dummy!" Serena replied.

"So, you're imortal?" Vegeta asked.

"No I'm half mortal!! If I'm not badly injured I can live a few thousand years!" Serena yelled back.

"So, that means that if I hit you in a main organ you'd die?" Vegeta asked evilly.

"Yes, but if you do, you do know that my senshi will come and beat your a§§!" Serena yelled.

"Let them come!" he replied.

"ENOUGH!!!!!" Chi Chi yelled.

"Huh? We'll continue this later Vegie head," Serena stated.

"Fine, but my name in PRINCE Vegeta to you brat," Vegeta replied.

"I'll call you what I want! I'm a princess!" Serena said in a screwed up version of Vegeta's voice, which made everyone except Vegeta laugh.

"Serena 1, Vegeta 0," Goku said which made everyone except Vegeta to laugh even harder.

Vegeta just grumbled things under his breath and went to get the door becuase at that moment the door bell rang.

"WHAT!?!" Vegeta asked angrily.

"Vegeta don't be so mean to the pizza delivery guy! GO AWAY!" Bulma yelled at Vegeta, "Hi there, here ya go!" Bulma said and handed the delivery guy the money and took the extra 5 large pizzas into the dining room and put them with the other 30.

"Okay let's save these 5 for everyone else and let the contest begin!" Bulma said as she placed a plate in front of Serena and Goku.

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