If the teletubies were in FF9
a/n A crazy poem I thought up out of the blue
If the Teletubies were in FF9, The world would be a disaster.
And if the Teletubies were in FF9, everyone would run a little bit faster.
If the Teletubies were in FF9, every second woul;d have carnage.
And if the Teletubies were in FF9, they would torture Princess Garnet.
If the Teletubies were in FF9, The world would be at end.
And if the Teletubies were in FF9, even Kuja would be your friend.
If the Teletubies were in FF9, oh the terror that would inspire.
And if the Teletubies were in FF9, all the moogles would be on fire. "Kupo On fire Kupo on fire!"
If the Teletubies were in FF9, even cool attacks would look dinky.
And if the Teletubies were in FF9, people would rename Zidane as TinkyWinky.
If the Teletubies were in FF9, killing us would be just fine. But I guess we will just have to thank god that there is not a trace of them in Final Fantasy 9.