Mehg's AN: Ne minna... I always seem to post late! Well this is it... Urban
Legend is complete! *wipes tear* I'll miss it... Oh well! On to the next
ne Minna-chan?

TLP's AN: Well minna, it's been a rocky road up to this point, but I do
believe we've had enough rope to get us through it all. I've had a long,
hard day so I'll leave it at that but, hey, you'll hear more from me in the
next bit, ne? Take care all!

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Urban Legend: Epilogue... "El Fin"

"Keep quiet!" Scully demanded, glaring at Black Lady. Her gaze moved to
rest on Mistress Nine. "Both of you." She folded her arms in disgust and
smirked. "If I'm not mistaken, the two of you have been responsible for
this evening's events."

"We did not!" shouted Mistress Nine.

"Did too!" replied Scully.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

Finally, Scully relented. "Oh, I don't have time to play with children!"

Black Lady and Mistress Nine flew off the handle.

"Nani!? We are grown ups!"

"Oh really?" Scully cocked an eyebrow. "This whole disappearing charade is
childish."

Mistress Nine looked shocked. Black Lady pouted. They exchanged glances of
disbelief.

"Now," Scully continued unphased. "Where are they?"

Usagi perked up. Wrapping her hands around Black Lady's throat, she
throttled her while shouting, "It was all a joke?! Chibi-Usa-chan! I'm
going to --!" Usagi stopped abrupty as, in a flurry of pink, Black Lady
transformed back into Chibi-Usa.

"Chibi-Usa-chan...?!" exclaimed Usagi in disbelief.

Chibi-Usa sat dejectedly and turned to Mistress Nine. "Hotaru-chan, this
isn't fun anymore..." she pouted. Mistress Nine nodded as she shrank back
into Hotaru.

Usagi stared, flabbergasted. "You mean you-- you-- and you-- DAME
CHIBI-USA! DAME HOTARU! DAME!"

Scully blew off the transformations much as she ignored Mulder's theories
and constant pick-up lines. She turned to the two young girls again. "Now
where is everyone?"

They grinned then both exclaimed. "We're not telling! We're not telling!"
Chibi-Usa stuck her fingers in her ears and started singing the "Pixy Misa!"
song at the top of her lungs. Hotaru sweatdropped at the antics of her
cohort. Usagi moved in for the kill and began tickling Chibi-Usa
unmercifully.

"We give up! We give up!"

Hotaru sweatdropped again and whispered under her breath "Baka..."

Chibi-Usa turned violently and glared at her friend.

Scully glared at the two. "Start from the beginning."

Chibi-Usa looked somber. "Well, the thing is Hotaru-chan and I wanted to
hear Mamo-chan's story. After Motoki-kun tucked us in, we were wishing that
we could be bigger so we could stay up and hear it!" Usagi sweatdropped.
Chibi-Usa continued. "I suddenly felt funny. I looked up and Motoki-kun
was screaming and ran away. Hotaru-chan was big. I looked in the mirror
next to me and noticed that I was too!"

Hotaru picked up where Chibi-Usa had left off. "We were going to be very
quiet and sit on the stairs to listen to the story. Demo, Setsuna-mama saw
us there!"

Chibi-Usa cut in. "We couldn't let her tell and get us in trouble, so we
turned off the lights, snuck downstairs, and carried her to our secret
lair!"

Hotaru once again interrupted. "Well, no one saw us get Setsuna-mama, but
then we realized that Motoki-kun had seen us get big."

"So then we walked in front of him and blew out the candle just as he lit
it. Then we grabbed him and dragged him off to our secret lair!"

Chibi-Usa paused to grin before continuing. "We came downstairs after
hiding Motoki-kun, and the doorbell rang.

Hotaru turned to Scully. "Why did you two show up?"

Scully replied without hesitation. "Agent Mulder and I were called in to
investigate when several neighbors reported seeing a strange light from your
attic and hearing screams from inside the house."

That seemed to make sense, and Hotaru continued the story. "We heard
everyone go into the kitchen, so we snuck downstairs when we saw Yuuichiro
hadn't left."

"Well, he couldn't be allowed to tell everyone else, so we grabbed him and
took him to our secret lair too!"

"The strangest thing happened. Rei came screaming into the room and saw us!
But then she tripped over the couch and hit her head and fell unconcious,
so Hotaru-chan carried her upstairs."

"Yes, but then Rei-chan said she wanted to help us too and she thought it
would be a funny joke if we all kidnapped everyone and scared Usagi-chan.
We tried to explain to Rei-chan that we just wanted to listen to Mamo-chan's
story, but she wouldn't listen."

Chibi-Usa nodded. "And then Rei-chan was mean and she told us that she was
'taking over this operation.'" Chibi-Usa led off as her and Hotaru glanced
at each other. Hotaru nodded and Chibi-Usa continued. "She was SOOO mean,
so we tied her up and put her in our secret lair."

"But then we wanted to know where everyone was going, so we followed them to
the kitchen. Chibi-Usa-chan and I were very hungry. But Ammon-kun turned
around and saw us, so I hit him over the head with my popsicle and took him
to our secret lair. But then Mako-chan reached back and grabbed my hand,
and then she felt the popsicle that I was holding and fainted. So I
followed Chibi-Usa-chan upstairs with Mako-chan. We tied them together in
our secret lair."

"But then Hotaru noticed that Rei-no-baka was gone. We looked all over for
her, and then heard Ami-chan screaming downstairs. We ran downstairs, and
saw Rei walking to the secret lair with Ryo. She said that she had got him
and that we had to get two more people."

"And then I was hungry, so I retrieved some Watermelon and grapes from the
refridgerator. I found Motoki-kun's apron on the counter and grabbed it to
hold my food, but then we heard everyone coming upstairs, so we ran to our
secret lair. But I accidentaly dropped my snack."

"And then Minako-chan found my snack, and she screamed and threw it in the
air and it hit Ami-chan in the head, and she fell over. Then Minako-chan
ran in the closet. Everyone just left Ami-chan laying there, so we dragged
her to our secret lair."

"Minako-chan was screaming in the closet. Chibi-Usa-chan thought that she
must be in danger, so we used our secret passage into the closet. She saw
us and screamed then fainted, so we took her away too. By now, our secret
lair was becoming full."

"And then we heard the TV come on downstairs, and we wanted to know what was
going on, so we snuck back downstairs and Haruka saw us. Michiru saw
Hotaru-chan grab Haruka, so I grabbed Michiru. By the time we had gotten
both of them to our secret lair, we heard Ms. Scully scream downstairs, so
we snuck down to see what the problem was. But when we got there, she was
gone." Chibi-Usa stopped for a minute and glanced over at Scully. "What
happened?"

"I was actually trying to lure the two of you out. I figured if you heard a
scream in the basement, I'd have the two of you running to figure out what
was going on."

Hotaru nodded. "When we got to the basement, Ms. Scully had disappeared.
And then we heard Usagi-chan screaming and someone coming down the stairs,
so we hid in the corner. Agent Ecchi tied up Usagi and then beat up
Mamo-chan when he came down the stairs."

"That really made me mad! No one can hurt My Mamo-chan! So then we came
out and decided to get Agent Ecchi cause he was so mean. But then we ended
up here... ne Hotaru-chan?"

Hotaru nodded. "Hai." She rubbed her head and then healed the pain.
"That's better." Chibi-Usa bent down and Hotaru obligingly healed Chibi-Usa
too. Usagi looked angry.

"Mamo-Mamo-chan-Mamo-chan is-" She broke down sobbing into her hands.
Chibi-Usa looked concerned and then bent down.

"Usagi-" she started.

Scully looked to Hotaru and Chibi-Usa, "So now that we know how. Where is
everyone?"

Chibi-Usa and Hotaru exchanged looks of horror, "We're not telling!" they
exclaimed in unison crossing their arms.

Usagi brightened up, "Your secret lair ne? Well how about your bedroom!
Chibi-Usa no baka!"

Chibi-Usa sweatdropped. "IIE NOT THERE! Usagi-no-baka... they aren't
there!!!"

Scully gave Usagi a look. Then ran up the stairs. "THEY'RE ALL HERE!" "My
I never knew you could use a curtain that way-"

Scully spent a few minutes untying everyone from the bedsheets, clothing,
and curtains. They all started talking at once. "SILENCE!" Scully
demanded. "We have the girls, let's all go downstairs ok?"

They all traisped down the stairs and filed into the kitchen. Everyone
glared at the two girls and all hell broke lose.

"WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?!?"

"HOW COULD YOU BE THAT RUDE?!?"

"WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH KIDS THESE DAYS?"

"I'LL GIVE YOU BRATS TO THE COUNT OF THREE-" Haruka was cut off by a punch
on the arm from Michiru.

"Hotaru, Chibi-Usa I'm very disappointed with you."

"We just wanted to hear the rest of Mamo-chan's story!"

At the mention of Mamoru's name Usagi went into hysterics. Hotaru jumped
out of the now very loose ropes and ran down to the basement.
Concentrating, she used her powers and stopped Mamoru's bleeding and
partially closed up the wounds.

Mamoru cracked open one of his eyes and stared right into Hotaru's. "You're
awake. Good." she called up the stairs. "Ne, Usagi-chan, Mamoru will be
fine!"

A mad scurrying was heard and Usagi flew down the stairs, she glared at
Mulder and innocently sent her foot flying towards his ribs as she walked
by. "Mamo-chan? Daijobu?"

Mamoru reached for her hand. "Hai Usako- gomen for worrying you." He
coughed and gasped a little weakly.

With Haruka and Yuuichiro's help they got Mamoru up the stairs, and
comfortably situated on the couch. Scully looked at her watch. "It seems
that it's time for me to go."

"Arigato Agent Scully." Usagi glared at Chibi-Usa. "We'll take care of these
two..."

Scully nodded and then started for the door. "Have a nice evening
everyone." The door closed with a thud.

Criminalogist: And thus that brings the end to our tale. The end of the
tale thus has been brought. With the disappearences solved! And Mamoru
alive! The story has a happy ending! I just- *pulls out hanky* love *blows
nose loudly* happy endings! *sobs openly*

A sound filled the room. This time it was the doorbell.
"NO USAGI-CHAN! DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!"

Usagi was getting tired of Rei bossing her around, seeing as how Rei got
into all that mess and it being her house, she opened the door, and
screamed!

A man holding a chainsaw under his arm with a hockey mask on was holding out
a measuring cup. He grunted and thrust the measuring cup towards them.

"You've come to borrow a cup of sugar?" asked Usagi.

The hockey-masked man grunted an affirmative reply.

"H-hai just a moment-" Usagi turned away and then heard an evil little
chuckle.

"Sorry Jason... Chuckie's back!" The demented little doll cackled from
where he stood on the doorstep.

Usagi stared, she looked at the doll apprehensively, "Did you just?"

A man with a distorted face and long pointed finger-nails crammed onto the
doorstop. "I'll be your worst nightmare!"

Minako piped up from behind Usagi. "Elm street is back three blocks, then
you take a right on Park Ave."

Everyone stared at her. She shrugged then backed up. Another figure jumped
onto the doorstep. "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!"

Usagi screamed! "Iie! That's so gross! How many more of you guys are
going to knock on my door?"

Looking out, Usagi found her yard filled with a variety of ghouls, ghosts,
witches, werewolves, vampires, and Commando Susie's anti-EMSIT army.

Usagi called out. "It's okay Susie, the fic is complete, you can go home
now!" She waved as the army mobilized itself from the yard and marched
across the street to sit on Laz's doorstep."

Usagi shut the door and went to get Jason his sugar. She came back and they
were all gone...

She shrugged and then went to join her friends in the living room.
"Mamo-chan! You never finished your story!"

Everyone groaned and threw whatever was in their reach at Usagi.


Criminologist: ... and so crawling on the surface of a planet's face. Some
insects called the human race.- Whoops! Wrong line! ... and so that's the
end of the Urban Legend! Or is it? *eyes narrow* Perhaps the
di-a-bol-i-cal ee-vil has not yet been detalihinna? *smokes pipe* Well
whatever happens... I hope to see you in the sequel! *Walks out of room*
*Turns off lights* *whistles as footsteps echo down the hall*

EL FIN

Feedback Onegai Minna-chan???





... down in the darkest of places. A hand curls, it mutters one last
thing... "I wish I could see her henshin again."