"Um, Zell, I don't want to question your leadership or anything, but shouldn't we do something safe? Like maybe ORGANIZE OUR TROOPS, FIND SQUALL, AND TAKE DOWN RINOA?" Selphie asked.
"NO, we SHOULDN'T, because we have a movie to watch! Now let's go through this! Then we will search for all of them!" Zell replied.
"Yes, but who knows what'll occur if we wait too long?" Irvine asked.
"Don't worry about it, man. I mean, I'm COMMANDER of Garden. I run this place. Nothing will go wrong while we're in this movie...Oh, this is three hours long? Dammit...Eh. It won't go totally wrong." The three stayed to watch the movie. Eventually, they headed out of the theater.
"That movie was sooooooooo great, Irvy..." Selphie said.
"I know...It showed about love conquering all...I'm just glad I watched it with you..." Irvine replied.
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT IT? That movie's plotline totally reeked of heinositude! The history was real, granted, but that one scene...EVIL!" Zell replied.
"You're not supposed to watch the movie for the HISTORY, you should watch it for the love!" Selphie exclaimed.
"Well, it did follow my main rule. If you're not a main character and you have a love interest, You gonna DIE," Zell replied.
"Oh. Sure. Someone needs to get laid..." Irvine replied.
"Sorry, I'd much rather live. Now let's go back to Garden." The three went back to the Garden to find some total chaos.
"Zell! You're back! I've been looking for you!" Quistis stated.
"What's wrong?"
"Well, you three might want to get into the building..." The three followed her into the building to see some chaos. "Most of the people...Get your asses to Galbadia Garden, stat!"
"Not one bit. I run this Garden. Squall put me in charge. Now, come on. We've got to find him and Rinoa so I'm not in charge anymore! Where is he?" Suddenly, Squall dropped from the ground brandishing his gunblade at the people. He yelled "Let's rock..." as he put his gunblade at Zell's throat.
"I...think...we've found him..." Zell replied. Selphie proceeded to hit Squall, freeing Zell. The three started running out of Garden. "Do you SEE why we should have skipped the movie?" Irvine yelled.
"Well, hindsight's 20-20, especially when the movie sucked like it did..." Zell replied. "Let's just get to the Ragnarok, STAT!" The four ran over to the Ragnarok and started to head off. "WAIT! ZELL!" Zell saw the library girl standing outside the Ragnarok. "Take me with you! The others have been corrupted...if you don't take me, I'll probably die!"
"Okay...come on board...don't touch anything, though..." Zell opened up to let the girl on. "Okay! FLY OUT, SELPHIE!" "Gotcha, Commander!" The craft speeded away from the Garden.
"YES! We're safe!" Quistis shouted.
"My one question though, is why would Squall attack us?" Selphie asked. "That's just not like him..."
Meanwhile, back at Garden...
"I have driven them away, my sorceress..." Squall stated.
"...And the others?"
"They are either with us, or they've been scattered." Squall replied.
"Good, my knight. Soon, we will rule the world!" Rinoa screamed before going into another evil laugh period to show she was now evil as fuck.
"NO, we SHOULDN'T, because we have a movie to watch! Now let's go through this! Then we will search for all of them!" Zell replied.
"Yes, but who knows what'll occur if we wait too long?" Irvine asked.
"Don't worry about it, man. I mean, I'm COMMANDER of Garden. I run this place. Nothing will go wrong while we're in this movie...Oh, this is three hours long? Dammit...Eh. It won't go totally wrong." The three stayed to watch the movie. Eventually, they headed out of the theater.
"That movie was sooooooooo great, Irvy..." Selphie said.
"I know...It showed about love conquering all...I'm just glad I watched it with you..." Irvine replied.
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT IT? That movie's plotline totally reeked of heinositude! The history was real, granted, but that one scene...EVIL!" Zell replied.
"You're not supposed to watch the movie for the HISTORY, you should watch it for the love!" Selphie exclaimed.
"Well, it did follow my main rule. If you're not a main character and you have a love interest, You gonna DIE," Zell replied.
"Oh. Sure. Someone needs to get laid..." Irvine replied.
"Sorry, I'd much rather live. Now let's go back to Garden." The three went back to the Garden to find some total chaos.
"Zell! You're back! I've been looking for you!" Quistis stated.
"What's wrong?"
"Well, you three might want to get into the building..." The three followed her into the building to see some chaos. "Most of the people...Get your asses to Galbadia Garden, stat!"
"Not one bit. I run this Garden. Squall put me in charge. Now, come on. We've got to find him and Rinoa so I'm not in charge anymore! Where is he?" Suddenly, Squall dropped from the ground brandishing his gunblade at the people. He yelled "Let's rock..." as he put his gunblade at Zell's throat.
"I...think...we've found him..." Zell replied. Selphie proceeded to hit Squall, freeing Zell. The three started running out of Garden. "Do you SEE why we should have skipped the movie?" Irvine yelled.
"Well, hindsight's 20-20, especially when the movie sucked like it did..." Zell replied. "Let's just get to the Ragnarok, STAT!" The four ran over to the Ragnarok and started to head off. "WAIT! ZELL!" Zell saw the library girl standing outside the Ragnarok. "Take me with you! The others have been corrupted...if you don't take me, I'll probably die!"
"Okay...come on board...don't touch anything, though..." Zell opened up to let the girl on. "Okay! FLY OUT, SELPHIE!" "Gotcha, Commander!" The craft speeded away from the Garden.
"YES! We're safe!" Quistis shouted.
"My one question though, is why would Squall attack us?" Selphie asked. "That's just not like him..."
Meanwhile, back at Garden...
"I have driven them away, my sorceress..." Squall stated.
"...And the others?"
"They are either with us, or they've been scattered." Squall replied.
"Good, my knight. Soon, we will rule the world!" Rinoa screamed before going into another evil laugh period to show she was now evil as fuck.