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+ Yuffie & Selphie
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Duo
grinned, using his arm to hold Yuffie against the wall. A gun accidentally
pointed at her face.
Yuffie
squealed. "Duo, you baka!"
He
looked at her and moved the gun away. "Just stand back, baby. Big
explosions really get me going. Grim Reaper bombing the wall in five, four,
three, two, ONE!" he said. He pushed the button in his other hand,
watching as an entire wall was blown to bits.
Yuffie,
knowing her mission, pushed his arm away and ran into the room that Duo had
just blown open.
Duo
waited, watching for anyone trying to interfere with the mission. He pulled a
walkie talkie from his pocket. "Yellow Bird, this is Grim Reaper, checking
in. Ninja Chic is in the room. I repeat, she has hit the jackpot," he
said.
Yellow
Bird giggled through the headset. "Roger, Grim Reaper. Yellow Bird has the
engine revved and ready to make a clean getaway!" Selphie said from the
driver's seat of Duo's truck.
"Hell
ya! Let's blow this joint!" Yuffie said, running from the room, her bag
full.
Duo
grinned. "You seriously want to?"
"Gawd,
get your ass to the truck!" Yuffie said, rolling her eyes.
They
ran back the way they had came and jumped into Duo's truck. Duo sat in the
middle and Yuffie threw the bag in his lap. "Yeouch, baby, that's
cold!" he shrieked.
"Oh
shut up!" Yuffie said, slamming the door. "Floor it, Selphie."
Selphie
nodded and did as she was told. As usual, the same lame cop began giving chase.
"Oh man! It's Mariemaia again!" she said, seeing the tiny figure in
the cop car behind them.
"No
way she's getting us this time! This loot has to be delivered in 10
minutes!" Duo said, turning around in his seat and opening the rear
window. He fired a few shots from his Calico M-950 at her car, hitting her
windshield and headlights, causing tiny explosions. "Hehe, mess with
Shinigami, why don't ya?"
But
Yuffie and Selphie were hitting him. "I used to be able to hear out of
this ear!" Selphie said.
"Yeah,
you idiot, our ears are right here!" Yuffie said. "And it's not just
Shinigami. It's Shinigami's Angels!"
Duo
shook his head right before Selphie squealed and slammed on brakes. His head
hit the rearview mirror. "Ouch! Dammit, what was that for?" Duo
complained, looking at Selphie.
Selphie
shrugged innocently and pointed at the stoplight. "Light's red," she
said.
Duo
rolled his eyes.
"Hang
on to my waist," Yuffie instructed, opening her door. Duo held onto her as
she laid down on the seat, her head and shoulders out of the truck. She took
aim and carefully threw a shuriken at the wheels of Mariemaia's car. It hit its
mark and she quickly followed through with more. Soon both tires on the right
side of Mariemaia's car were ripped open.
"Hurry,
light's green!" Selphie said.
Duo
pulled Yuffie into the truck and she slammed the door again as Selphie punched
the gas. Duo looked back to see Mariemaia standing on the hood of her car,
stamping her feet and waving her middle finger in the air. He laughed and
turned back around. "Great job, my sweet angels, that was a hell of a lot
of fun!" he said, draping an arm around each girl's shoulder. He smiled as
they both kissed one of his cheeks. "Life is grand."
They
pulled up into their yard in front of a trailer hidden in the woods. It was
small, but it had a king size bed that suited the three of them just fine.
"Hurry
up, we gotta get the loot inside!" Selphie giggled.
Duo
handed her the bag. "You do the honors, Yellow Bird!"
She
took the bag and ran inside, shoving the bag in the deep freezer. "Mission
accomplished!" she said as she shut the lid.
"Not
until we reap the fruits of our journey, it's not. How long should we wait,
Yuffie?" Duo asked.
"Three
minutes," Yuffie said.
They
sat down on the couch in the same order that they had sat in the truck, waiting
for three minutes to pass.
"Time's
up!" Selphie yelled, jumping up and running back to the freezer. Opening
the bag, she pulled out butterscotch ice cream and ice cream cones. "Oh,
Yuf! You remembered my sprinkles!"
Duo
grabbed a spoon and began making a cone for each of them, covered in sprinkles.
"Now this is the life," he said, licking his ice cream.
Selphie
hoisted herself up onto the counter-top while Yuffie sat in a chair and Duo
just leaned against the wall. When they finished their ice cream, Yuffie walked
over to the freezer.
"I
guess you didn't see what else I got, huh, you guys?" she said, opening
the freezer. From within the bag, she pulled out a tub of whip cream and
chocolate syrup.
"But
I just wanted sprinkles!" Selphie said.
Yuffie
grinned at her then winked.
Selphie's
eyes got wide. "Yeah!" she squealed, making her way to the bedroom.
"Oh
boy!" Duo said, following Yuffie.
At
the doorway to the bedroom, Yuffie turned around and stopped Duo. "Sorry,
Shini-baby, Angels only," she said, shutting and locking the door in his
face.
"Not
again!" he complained. He put his back to the door and closed his eyes,
whimpering. He slid down the door and put his head in his hands, listening to
the giggles and moans coming from the room within. "No fair!" he
yelled, elbowing the door. As his arm rubbed past his jacket, he felt something
in his pocket. One last explosive was there. It was one that would not cause a
large explosion, but was perfect for doors like the one to the bedroom.
A
devilish grin crossed Duo's face. After another moment, he was ready.
"Grim Reaper, coming to play with his Angels in five, four, three, two,
ONE!"
{Ranwolf:
Frankly, I don't blame him.
Dani:
You wouldn't.
Ranwolf:
Come on, two beautiful girls, whip cream, and chocolate syrup? What else do you
need?
Dani:
Handcuffs.
Ranwolf:
*eyes bulge* Are you kidding me?
Dani:
Hehe, is Trowa ready for his scene?
Ranwolf:
No really, tell me more…
Dani:
TROWA!!!}