Author's note: This was written 12 in the morning with a headache, and it just popped into my head. Don't ask. The little song is a Korean children's folk song. And the Korean is a rough translation. Oh and I'm a bit mean to my Gen-chan, but I'll make it up to him. I promise!^^;
Disclaimer: Well, this flame haired dude doesn't belong to me, he belongs to Yu Watase and all them other companies. No suing, k? I'm only in college, I have no money to begin with. That is unless you want my now useless textbooks.

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San tokkie, tokkie ya
Mountain bunny, hey bunny
-Tasuki hops out into view wearing a kawaii bunny suit (including teeth, whiskers, and a polka-dotted tie-

Tasuki: (red) Why in hell am I in a bunny suit?!
Ruri: Because I made you.
Tasuki: Who the fuck posessed you to do that?!
Ruri: No one! I did it myself, baka!! Now smile and don't show your fangs. You'll scare the children.
Tasuki: Children, what children?!
Ruri: C'mon Tasuki, move it!
Tasuki: NO! Get me out of the fuckin' thing!!
Ruri: (eyes blazing) If you don't, I'm gonna take away your tessen and stick you in a yaoi fic. I know how much you love those!
Tasuki: (holds his tessen protectively) NO~!! Besides you don't write yaoi fics.
Ruri: (smirks) There's a first for everything.
Tasuki: Shit. (growls) Fine.
Ruri: THEN LET'S GET MOVING!! Your fans are waiting.

Uh dee ro ga neun nya?
Where are you going?
-Tasuki hops around. Stops.-

Tasuki: I'm going to my room!
Ruri: Nan de?
Tasuki: To fuckin' change!
Ruri: NO YOU FUCKIN' WON'T OR ELSE YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO!!
Tasuki: (sweatdrop) Shit.
Ruri: This is a measly four-lined song, Tasuki. Can we finish this?
Tasuki: (sighs)

Kkam jjung, kkam jjung ddee myun suh
Jumping to and fro
-Still hopping around and wiggling his cotton tail-

Ruri: (drools)
Tasuki: (glares at her)

Uh dee ro ga neun nya?
Where are you going?
-Tasuki hops away-

Ruri: Oi! Where are going?
Tasuki: Where do you think?! Back to my damn room and get out of this fraggin' thing!!
Ruri: But, I got all these fangirls who might want to pet you as a bunny!! What am I going to tell them?!?
Tasuki: Tough!
Ruri: Tasuki~!! No~~!! They'll kill me!! Onegai~!!

- Ruri-chan 8/00
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Ok, what do y'all think?